Merry Trekmas & Happy Holidays!

Author: moyer777  //  Category: DS9, Original Songs, Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek Parodies, TNG, TOS, Uncategorized, Voyager

It’s that time of year and I want wish everyone a nerdy Christmas and Techie New Year…  Don’t miss out on all the fun at the holiday geeky website from a few years ago… MERRY TREKMAS!  Free Trekmas music for you and yours!

 

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It’s the most trektactular time of the year

Author: moyer777  //  Category: DS9, Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Parodies, TNG, TOS, Uncategorized, Voyager

It’s the most trektactular time of the year

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It’s The most Trektacular time of the year
lyrics and sung by Rick Moyer

 

It’s the most trektacular time of the year
When the Borg come attacking
The Klingons are packing and Romulans sneer
It’s the most trektacular time of the year

It’s the class classiest series you know
With those ships that are flying and people all trying
To boldly go
It’s the class classiest series you know
There’ll be tricorders reading
And Tribbles a feeding
New life forms to see on the way
There’ll be planets for searching
And bridges a jerking
As forces unknown come to play
It’s the most trektacular time of the year
There’ll be much to discover
An alien lover
And blue looking beer
It’s the most trektacular time of the year
There’ll be tricorders reading
And tribbles a feeding
New life forms to see on the way
Therel be planets for searching
And bridges a jerking
As forces unknown come to play
It’s the most trektacular time of the year
There’ll be re runs for viewing
technobabble spewing
and big pointy ears
It’s the most trektacular time of the year
It’s the most trektacular time of the year

It’s the most trektacular time of the year

It’s the most trektacular time of the year

 

 

 

 

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It’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas

Author: moyer777  //  Category: DS9, Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek Parodies, TNG, TOS, Uncategorized, Voyager

It’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas

Dec 4th, 2011

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It’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas
words and sung by Rick Moyer 

It’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas
As we boldly go
Starfleet women and the men, all going at warp factor 10
Making friends with alien races just to know

It’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas
On the planet to which we beam
There’s foam made into  rocks and science officer Spock
On our own away team

Romulan ale a face that is pale
A galaxy full of stars
Planets with life and peace from the strife
A colony settled on Mars
The prime directive keeps us all from going way to far

It’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas
As we boldly go
There’s a ship in the shuttle bay the kind that will fly away
That we can go to san Francisco Bay
It’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas
There’s nothing that we can’t do
Take a seat in the captains chair and lets go see what’s out there
Discover civilizations that are new

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Little Ferengi Boy (new Trekmas song)

Author: moyer777  //  Category: DS9, Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Enterprise, Uncategorized

Visit the Merry Trekmas Site here

Play song

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Little Ferengi Boy (new Trekmas song)Lyrics & Sung by Rick Moyer

Buy they told me gold pressed latinum
Don’t give anything for free gold pressed latinum
They’ll pay interest to us gold pressed latinum
To give the grand Nagus gold pressed latinum latinum num, latinum num
So to exploit them, pressed latinum
Profits are fun

Rules of acquisition gold pressed latinum
Devine treasury gold pressed latinum
Ferengar’s  not so crisp gold pressed latinum
To win at Tongo quick gold pressed latinum, latinum latinum
Tube grubs for the win, gold pressed latinum
Profits are fun

Quark he nodded, gold pressed latinum
Rom and Leeta were there, gold pressed latinum
Nog and the dabo girls gold pressed latinum
Odo was far from thrilled gold pressed latininum, latinum
Sisko watched it all gold pressed latinum
Profits are Fun, Profits are fun

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Thank God I’m a Star Trek Boy!

Author: moyer777  //  Category: DS9, Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek Parodies, TNG, TOS, Uncategorized, Voyager

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Thank God I’m a Star Trek Boy
A parody of Thank God I’m a Country Boy by John Denver
Lyrics and sung by Rick Moyer

Well life as a geek is kind of laid back
Ain’t nothin like an OS that I can’t hack
I actually know the difference between pc and a Mac
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Every time it’s on I can’t help my self
I set the DVR even though there on my shelf
I’ve seen them all many times their good or my health
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Well I got me a phaser got me a tribble
When Kirk’s on the tube I just have to giggle
Life ain’t nothin but a space opera riddle
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Well the votes still out for Picard or Kirk
They both have their strong points that all kind of work
One likes to talk the others just a jerk
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

The enterprise d looks like a lot of fun
But classic is the good old 1701
Both have torpedoes and phaser gun
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Well I got me a phaser got me a tribble
When Kirk’s on the tube I just have to giggle
Life ain’t nothin but a space opera riddle
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Well there’s TOS and TNG
DS9 and Voyager you see
Enterprise and the cartoon series
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

To boldly go where no one’s gone before
Going on adventures strange new world’s and more
I love every hour cause I’m a trekkie to the core
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Well I got me a phaser got me a tribble
When kirks on the tube I just have to giggle
Life ain’t nothin but a space opera riddle
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Yeah the movies are good the even ones the best
But I watch em all cause I like all rest
Every single one puts the crew to the test
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Now spending all money on merchandise
I bought another collectible against my wife’s advice
But seriously to me it’s worth the price!
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Well I got me a phaser got me a tribble
When Kirk’s on the tube I just have to giggle
Life ain’t nothin but a space opera riddle
Wooooo! Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

 

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Starfleet Uniform

Author: moyer777  //  Category: DS9, Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek Parodies, TNG, TOS, Uncategorized, Voyager

Starfleet Uniforms-
sung to the tune of Halleljuah

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Starfleet Uniforms

When I was a kid I watched this show
It was full of people that would boldly go
But not many people cared for science fiction
Their five year mission they went before
impulse, stand still and warp factor four
But I really really wanted their uniform

Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, uniforms…

On TOS, Gold, Blue and Red
But if you were an extra that meant you were dead
and the girls they all wore miniskirts in rare form
If you were Kirk and fighting the Gorn
Every week your shirt would be torn
But week after week we’d still come back for the uniforms

Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, uniforms…

Well in TNG they kept pulling them down
and in later years they enlarged their gowns
Deanna was asked by Captain Gelico to go norm
Remember Picard in Darmok they wrote
Introduced his cool away team coat
And somehow Warf’s hair would grow with his uniform

Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, uniforms…

On Deep Space nine, not like the others
They fooled us all and flip flopped the colors
And aliens wore cool suits like our friend Morn
Sisko may have shaved his head
But ODO shifted his clothes instead
And Kira wore a tight red uniform

Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, uniforms…

That leaves us with just two to go
Voyager and Archer’s show
Seven of Nine and T’pal in those cat suits they wore
Running around in their underwear cute
Always in there mathing blue jump suits
Every show had a slightly different uniform

Starfleet Uniform, Starfleet Uniform, Starfleet Uniform, Uniform

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Awful Episode

Author: moyer777  //  Category: DS9, Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek Parodies, TNG, TOS, Voyager

September 25th, 2011

AWFUL EPISODE

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Amy and I got to guest host the Treks in Sci Fi Podcast this weekend and we covered the episode called Shades of Gray.  It is a TNG clip episode that is rated among the worst Trek episodes ever made.. but to their credit, it wasn’t that bad!  So Amy and I discussed it at length and really enjoyed the show.  I had to parody the fact that I like Star Trek even if it’s a cheesy episode.. so I took the Rolling Stones song “It’s only Rock and Roll” and made it into  “Awful Episode”  hehehe.  Enjoy!

Awful Episode
A parody of the Rolling Stones “It’s only Rock n Roll”
Lyrics and singing by Rick Moyer

If I could watch any show on the telly

And be all warm inside
It would satisfy ya, never slide on by ya
Cause in Picard I would confide, I would confide

If nothing is on ya, but the cravin is strong ya

Even if it’s a clunker you see
I’d watch it just the same cause it Trek not lame
I’d boldly go cause that’s me, that’s meeee.

I said I know, It’s an awful episode but I like it.
I said I know it’s an awful episode but I like it, Star Trek, yes, I do.
Oh well I like it, It’s Star Trek, I like it,
I said can’t you see this boy loves Starfleet?

If I had to give up some of the collection
You could take a lot from me
Have my BSG take Firefly from me
But The Enterprise it stays with me, don’t take my Trek from me

Even if the plot is pointless and dumb
Or the continuity is changed
Something’s so alluring, Cause Trek is quite assuring
Am I a fanboy and deranged? I’m deranged.

I said I know, It’s an awful episode but I like it.

I said I know it’s an awful episode but I like it, Star Trek, yes, I do.
Oh well I like it, It’s Star Trek, I like it,
I said can’t you see this boy loves Starfleet?

And do I think it’s the only franchise town?
Well for me even if it sucks, I’ll keep it around

I said I know, It’s an awful episode but I like it.
I said I know it’s an awful episode but I like it, Star Trek, yes, I do.
Oh well I like it, It’s Star Trek, I like it,

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Worf’s Wedding

Author: moyer777  //  Category: DS9, Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Parodies



A parody of Billy Idol’s White Wedding

The Klingons are here! Treks in Sci Fi is covering the Klingons in his week’s podcast. I combined Billy Idol and Worf’s Wedding. I hope you enjoy it!

Worf’s Wedding
Hey Klingon Warrior what have you done

You asked that Trill to be your only one
Hey Alexander let’s do this before you leave

Your Dad and Dax at Quarks in just a week

Hey Klingon Warrior Batleth!
It’s a good day  day to die

It’s a nice day for a Worfs wedding.
It’s a good day day to die

Hey Klingon warrior drink blood wine
Hey Klingon warrior gachk is always best served live
Hey Klingon warrior disrupter (oh yeah)
Hey Klingon warrior going to Stavakor?
Hey Klingon warrior Batleth!

It’s a good day, day to die (come on)
It’s a nice day for Worf’s wedding
It’s a good day day to die.  owww!

(Pick it up)

Beam me back home yeah
Hey General Martock what have you done….
Hey Jadziah who’s your only one
I’ve been at war for so long (so long)
I’ve been at war for so long (so long)
I fought dominion for so long

It’s a good day, day to die (come on)
It’s a nice day for a Worf’s  wedding
It’s a good day, day to die. wooow!

There’s nothing like the home world
There’s warrior things on my world
And there’s Tibeus claw on my world
And there’s war nog on my home world
Bird of Preys are built on my world
Day to die!

Come on
It’s a nice day for Worf’s  wedding  wooooah!
It’s a Good day to day to die.
It’s a Good day to day to die

It’s a Good day to day to die

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Dr. Starfleet Man

Author: moyer777  //  Category: DS9, Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Parodies

Deep Space Nine was such a great story telling show. Dr Bashir was a really great character- so I wrote the lyrics about him and did it to the tune of Secret Agent Man. Enjoy!

Dr. Starfleet Man
by Rick Moyer
to the tune of Secret Agent Man

 
There’s a man that works in sick bay full time
To everyone he’s the doctor on Deep Space Nine
With every dart he throws, Obrien’s sure to go
Odds are they’ll be found in the holosuite tomorrow
 
Doctor Starfleet Man, Doctor Starfleet man
They’ve enhanced your genetics and named you Julian
 
We know you have a crush on Jadziah
But later on she marries Worf so see ya…
Ah, be careful of Garak
Make sure he’s got your back
Odds are that he’s no civilian Tailor

Doctor Starfleet Man, Doctor Starfleet man
They’ve enhanced your genetics and named you Julian

—— lead guitar & clips ——

Doctor Starfleet Man, Doctor Starfleet man
They’ve enhanced your genetics and named you Julian

Playing racquetball on the station
Always full of all sorts of information
If someone gets real sick
You get them healed real quick
The fact is Sisko has the best physician

Doctor Starfleet Man, Doctor Starfleet man
They’ve enhanced your genetics and named you Julian

Doctor Starfleet Man

 

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We won’t get fooled again

Author: moyer777  //  Category: DS9, songs, Star Trek Parodies


Rico reviewed the Deep Space Nine episode Apocalypse Rising. It is one of my favorite DS9 episodes. I love seeing Odo, Sisko and Chief Obrien in Klingon garb. Very cool. Well anyway all that to say Odo was fooled into thinking that Gowron was a changling. So I parodied the Who’s “We don’t get fooled again” with “We won’t get fooled again” I think you will enjoy this song with lots of clips from the show!

We won’t be fooled again

We’ll be headed to the Kor
and Starfleet knows what for
Cause the Klingon that’s in charge is simply wrong
Odo heard it in the link
Man this could really stink
They decide and Dukat takes them all along
 
Well I’ll change my face for the new starfleet mission
Party it up at the Batleth competition
Drink blood wine and grin all around
Pick up my emitter and play
the polaron emissions say
Then I’ll revert the changeling to say
we wont be fooled again…
 
The change is has to come
or Starfleet could be done
the dominion would take over the entire  universe
On the ship they get all trained
And Sisko acts deranged
Cause they have to be convincing Klingons really soon
 
Well I’ll change my face for the new Starfleet mission
Party it up at the Batleth competition
Drink blood wine and grin all around
I’ll pick up my emitter and play
the polaron emissions say
Then I’ll revert the changeling to say
we won’t be fooled again…
No No!
 
I’ll move myself and my crew mates aside
if we happen to be left alive
I’ll get in position and look at the guys
Exposing Gowron will open up their eyes
won’t it?
 
Well or team we got exposed
and we thought we were all hosed
But Gowrons second in command was acting weird
So as Worf tried to kill Gowron
Odo knew the game was on
It was Martock the founder he’s the one that got seared
 
Well I’ll change my face for the new Starfleet mission
Party it up at the Batleth competition
Drink blood wine and grin all around
Pick up my emitter and play
the polaron emissions say
Then I’ll revert the changeling to say
we won’t be fooled again…
No No!  be fooled again, no no
 
Meet the new Chancellor
Same as old Chancellor

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