Star Trek Parodies by Rick Moyer

Think like a Vulcan

Think like a Vulcan
Written and recorded By Rick Moyer
Original song by Rick

So up and down, my life is just a whirl
So many emotions espousing from my girl
Maybe baby you’re  not for me
Your logic’s lacking to the umpteenth degree
I need a girl who can mind meld & swerve
And take out  enemies by pinching on a nerve
I want woman who’s immune from all her fears
How about a lady with sexy pointed ears
Her skin can be a greenish tint that’s right
And I can introduce her as “she who is my wife”

Chorus:
I need a girl who thinks  like a Vulcan
Who understands the depths of my emotion
I need a girl who thinks like a Vulcan
Live long and prosper do the hand salute,
Live long and prosper do the hand salute

We could dream about our spaceship and a star
And every seven years she’d know about pon far
Not getting messed up by emotions and the gossip
She does mathematics and relies upon her logic
Her eyebrows curve up and to the right
She studies Surak and she doesn’t like to fight
And if another tried to take her from me
She invoke the right of Kal ee Fee

We battle it out in a thinning atmosphere
And when it’s over our love it would endear
Go home and pet our Sehlat on the deck
And watch Volcanoes with multiple sunsets
Infinite diversity in infinite combinations
The needs of the many outweigh my contemplations
We’d have our peace and our really nice long life
Make a few first contacts, hey that might be nice

Savvik, Tuvock, Spock, T’pol, Surak

Chorus

My friend Brett Hammond suggested that I use the song “Fireflies” by Owl City to do a parody, well.. here is his wish. My son Nathan is into all this auto tuning stuff, so I let him sing on it and I wrote the lyrics. ENJOY! It’s about the Episode of Star Trek TNG called “Conspiracy”

ENTERPRISE
to the tune of Owl City’s “Fireflies”

Conspiracy on Enterprise
Is that the way it flies?
A message sent from Walker Keel

Priority message see
To meet up on Dytalix B
The captains gather
In a old mining ….shaft

I’d like to fly back soon you see
TO planet Earth …warp three
It’s hard to say what’s going on
In Star Fleet
Cause everything is messed up it seems

Cause I saw a thousand bugs
When the admirals turned into thugs
As they tried to get me to eat their food

Riker he acted instead
A fake tail out of his head
He fooled them all and he shot some dead

I’d like to fly back soon you see
To planet Earth please …warp three
It’s hard to say what’s going on
In Star Fleet
Cause everything is messed up it seems
When I dig deep
We could be under alien attack
(Please take me away from here)
We’ll have to take the planet back
(Please take me away from here)
We can’t let their message reach deep space
(Please take me away from here)
The crew will rescue Earth and save face

Back on the Enterprise
Quinn tries to fool those guys
Kicks Warf’s butt, but then he fell
The bugs are in Remick still
Jean Luc and Riker’s Kill
A meat puppet the aliens they fill

I’d like to fly back soon you see
To planet Earth please …warp three
It’s hard to say what’s going on
In Star Fleet
Cause everything is messed up it seems
When I dig deep

I’d like to fly back soon you see
TO planet Earth please …warp three
It’s hard to say what’s going on
In Star Fleet
Cause everything is messed up it seems
When I dig deep

I’d like to fly back soon you see
TO planet Earth please …warp three
It’s hard to say what’s going on
In Star Fleet
But I think it’s a conspiracy

Five Years (do the Rico)

We got to celebrate Rico Dostie’s 5 year anniversary of the Treks in Sci Fi Podcast, so I did an original tune that is sure to make you dance and smile. ENJOY, oh and do the RICO!

Take a listen to this:

Gotta make an Android Body
original music written and performed by Rick Moyer

(clip)
To Exo III they went
Where Dr. Korby sent
The planet blue and filled with ice
At first the guard he died
Red shirt identified
watch your step by the bottomless pit (ahhhhh!) yeah

And as the party search
A giant looks like lurch
Hi name is Ruk and he’s real cool
Nurse Chapel sees ol’ Brown
But his memories down
He’s an android in disguise

Cause That’s what little girls are made of
Fashioned by the old ones that made us
That’s what little girls are made of too…
Sugar and spice and everything nice
Circuit boards that run their device
That’s what dr. Korby made us do…
That’s what little girls are made of

GOTTA MAKE AN ANDROID BODY (many times)
(clip)
And so his evil plan
To replace all man
Is brought to life in android Kirk
SO Kirk convinces Ruk
And insults Mr. Spock
The old ones did the same thing once, yeah
Andrea kills the fake
Oh what a pair they make
She kisses Korby and then they die
Nurse Chapel can’t believe
And so she starts to grieve
And Kirk is by her side….

Cause That’s what little girls are made of
Fashioned by the old ones that made us
That’s what little girls are made of too…
Sugar and spice and everything nice
Circuit boards that run their device
That’s what dr. Korby made us do…
That’s what little girls are made of

GOTTA MAKE AN ANDROID BODY (many times)

Cause That’s what little girls are made of
Fashioned by the old ones that made us
That’s what little girls are made of too…
Sugar and spice and everything nice
Circuit boards that run their device
That’s what dr. Korby made us do…
That’s what little girls are made of

My Bajoran

The Knack was able to implant the riff to “My Sharona” into our brains after the first listen. I couldn’t resist doing a parody of Ensing Ro Larin of TNG’s Star Trek. It was a great episode, and now it’s a fun geeky song. ENJOY!

Guinan she’s a friend to you, a friend to you
Got you tight with Jean Luc -Bajoran
Orta lets you have ship, have a ship
Fool em with a sub light ruse Bajoran
Admiral’s got a cold, oh so I’m told,
Dancin’ diplomats not here
Way to jump your career
My, My, my I yi woo, M M M M My Bajoran
(repeat)
(clips)

Rooooo  My Bajoran
Rooooo Oh Ro Larin
Rooooo My Bajoran
(clip)

Sidekicks by Rick Moyer
to the tune of Love Stinks by the J. Guiles Band

You love them
And their such cool guys
The re occurring characters
on the Star Trek Franchise

And so they star
From week to week
These loveable folks
Make our shows complete
I’ve seen re-runs
And here’s some picks
One thing’s for sure, they’re

Side Kicks, yeah yeah
Side Kicks , yeah yeah
Side Kicks, yeah yeah

There’s Mourn and Q
Sarek and Shran
The Grand Nagus & Nic Fontane,
Yeah, he’s the man
Ensign Ro and Guinan too
LawaxanaTroi & Keiko just to name a few
Leah Brahms and
The Borg Queen
All I can say is they’re

I’ve seen Trelane
Naomie Wildman
What about Kern ya’ll?

Side Kicks, yeah yeah
Garak
Side Kicks , yeah yeah
Side Kicks, yeah yeah
Side Kicks, yeah yeah

Nurse Chapel
The Traveler
Alexander
Admiral Forest
Tomalok
Wayoon
Nog
Lore
Laul
Dr. Lucas
Amanda
The Founders

Side Kicks, yeah yeah
Galwron
Side Kicks, yeah yeah
Leeta
Side Kicks, yeah yeah
Martock
Side Kicks, yeah yeah
Echeb
Side Kicks, yeah yeah
Seska
Side Kicks, yeah yeah
Moogie
Side Kicks, yeah yeah
Gul Dukat
Side Kicks, yeah yeah
Kalar

Tom Paris got himself into some trouble when on the episode Alice of Star Trek Voyager he merged with the shuttle craft and became controlled by it. I had to write some fun lyrics to go with Pink Floyd’s Another Brick in the Wall. Enjoy!

Another Ship in the Hold
by Rick Moyer
to the Tune of Pink Floyd’s “Another Brick in the Wall”
http://www.christrocks.com/parody

We don’t need no transportation
We don’t need an interface
No optronic weapons on the flyer
Chakoty leave ol’ Tom alone
Hey Chakoty, leave ol’ Tom alone

All in all it’s just another ship in the hold
All in all you’re just another ship in the hold

It just needs some modification
So Alice can simply take control
No need for anyone except Tom Paris
Belana leave the ship alone
Hey Belana, leave the ship alone!

Tom, Do it again!”

If you don’t do your job, you can’t work on the shuttle, how can you work on the shuttle if you don’t do your job?

You! Yes, Tom in the shuttle bay, stand still laddy!

Bit by Mugato  click to play

Classic TOS derserves a classic Rock Song. Styx sang Mr. Roboto, and I sing Oh no Captain Kirk got bit by Mugato!  Enjoy!

Bit by Mugoto
to the tune of Mr. Roboto by Styx

Rick Moyer

Oh No Captain Kirk got bit by Mugoto
It jumped on him on this day
Oh No Captain Kirk got bit by Mugoto
Spock got shot running away

The Captain yes I am–Flintlocks, Flintlocks, they’ve got some flintlocks
Beamed down I have a plan-Flintlocks Flintlocks, they’ve got some flintlocks
Tyree he owns the land-Flintlocks Flintlocks, they’ve got some flintlocks
I’m the prime directive man!

I’ve got a flesh wound, I’ve been nursing, right on my skin
The poison’s got me, acting funny, McCoys in a spin
So if you see me acting strangely, don’t be surprised
I’m just a man who, who needed someone, and Tyree’s  new bride
To keep me alive-just keep me alive
To keep my alive  to keep me alive

There’s something wrong- with my emotions- My head is fogg-eeey
I’ve come to help- avoid the Klingons, so you can be free
I am a hero, I am a savior, from Starfleet you know,
I’m just a man cursed with a spell beyond his control
On planet Nureal, on planet Nureal!
On planet Nureal, planet Nureal!

I am the captain man, Flintlocks Flintlocks, I’ll get you flintlocks
who gives into a plan Flintlocks Flintlocks, I’ll get you  flintlocks
The prime directive true Flintlocks Flintlocks, I’ll get you flintlocks,
So they can’t kill all of you!

Oh No Captain Kirk got bit by Mugoto Oh no, Oh no Oh no
Oh No Captain Kirk got bit by Mugoto Oh no, Oh no Oh no
Oh No Captain Kirk got bit by Mugoto

You hurt me  very much oh big white Mugoto
Cause I was doing the job that nobody wants to
And thank you very much, big white Mugoto
For driving a wedge between Tyree and Nona
Tyree, Tyree and Nona, Tyree and Nona
I want to thank you, please, thank you

ahhhhoooooo, ahooooo!

The problem’s plain to see: Klingons technolgy
The guns will save their lives, a gift to equalize

The time has come at last
To throw away their mask
So everyone can see
Their true identity…
They’re Klingons, Klingons, Klingons, Klingons

A parody of Billy Idol’s White Wedding

The Klingons are here! Treks in Sci Fi is covering the Klingons in his week’s podcast. I combined Billy Idol and Worf’s Wedding. I hope you enjoy it!

Worf’s Wedding
Hey Klingon Warrior what have you done

You asked that Trill to be your only one
Hey Alexander let’s do this before you leave

Your Dad and Dax at Quarks in just a week

Hey Klingon Warrior Batleth!
It’s a good day  day to die

It’s a nice day for a Worfs wedding.
It’s a good day day to die

Hey Klingon warrior drink blood wine
Hey Klingon warrior gachk is always best served live
Hey Klingon warrior disrupter (oh yeah)
Hey Klingon warrior going to Stavakor?
Hey Klingon warrior Batleth!

It’s a good day, day to die (come on)
It’s a nice day for Worf’s wedding
It’s a good day day to die.  owww!

(Pick it up)

Beam me back home yeah
Hey General Martock what have you done….
Hey Jadziah who’s your only one
I’ve been at war for so long (so long)
I’ve been at war for so long (so long)
I fought dominion for so long

It’s a good day, day to die (come on)
It’s a nice day for a Worf’s  wedding
It’s a good day, day to die. wooow!

There’s nothing like the home world
There’s warrior things on my world
And there’s Tibeus claw on my world
And there’s war nog on my home world
Bird of Preys are built on my world
Day to die!

Come on
It’s a nice day for Worf’s  wedding  wooooah!
It’s a Good day to day to die.
It’s a Good day to day to die

It’s a Good day to day to die

As a kid growing up in the 80’s I had all of The Cars albums. I just loved them. So when Rico decided to cover the TNG episode of The Most Toys, I just couldn’t resist. It’s my all time favorite Star Trek Next Generation episode. So I took that line that Riker says to Kivas Fajo, that the Enterprise was sure fortunate that Kivas had just enough Hytridium. I know, this is really geeky, but oh so fun! Thus, Just what we needed was born. Enjoy!

“You had just what we needed”
by Rick Moyer
Parody of The Cars song “Just what I needed”

The Enterprise is coming near
There’s not a lot of time
Tricyanide is causing fear
It’s upfront in our minds

We’re glad you have Hytridium
it’s volatile and rare
And I don’t mind you coming here
You got here just in time

I don’t mind your shuttle craft
The cargo Data gets
But on the final trip and back
It appears he blows to bits!  Yeah
We can’t believe our eyes just now
Our sensor readings on just how
The mystery just deepens here
Kivas Fajo’s just in time

I guess you had what  we needed
(just what I needed)
On Beta Agna Two
I guess you had what we needed
(just what I needed)
and just enough for us too.

You kidnapped Data with no tact
In a chair you want his pose,  pose
Surrounded by the artifacts
Scent of gum it’s in his nose, yeah
It’s not the clothes he wants to wear
It’s Varria that starts to care
A Varon T disruptor here
She’s shot and disappears

I guess you had what  we needed
(just what I needed)
On Beta Agna Two
I guess you had what we needed
(just what I needed)
and just enough for us too.

I guess you had what  we needed
(just what I needed)
On Beta Agna Two
I guess you had what we needed
(just what I needed)
and just enough for us too.

I guess you had what  we needed
(just what I needed)
On Beta Agna Two
I guess you had what we needed
(just what I needed)
and just enough for us too.
Data, Data