She don’t love Geordie

Author: moyer777  //  Category: Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Parodies, TNG, Uncategorized

galaxys child

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The episode “Galaxy’s Child” from the TNG crew was a great time.  Space creatures, holodeck confrontations, C-Section Phasers, it had everything.  Had to do a parody for you on one of my favorite episodes.  Thanks Rico Dostie of Treks In Sci Fi for reviewing this episode!

She don’t love Geordie
Parody of Van Halen’s “You really got me now”
Lyrics and singing by Rick Moyer

 

Uh!

Leah, at Starbase Three Thirteen
We picked you up so you could see our engines

Leah, you changed your hair you know
On the holodeck you were out of sight!

Leah you are quite rude to me
Not even giving me the time of day

Leah, come dine in with me
I’ll make us dinner how bout Fungilli?

She don’t love Geordie
She don’t love Geordie
She don’t love Geordie

 

Picard explores an Alien
He shoots it dead in space but inside
There’s a baby whatchumacallit
They do a C-Section and it survives
The thing it latches on to them
and tries to nurse the Enterprise
Meanwhile in the Jeffries Tube
Geordie makes his moves on ms. Brahams

She don’t love Geordie
She don’t love Geordie
She don’t love Geordie

You’re married oh no! AH
Now we’ve got to team on up
and stop the baby from draining our power
Now to the astroid field
We’ve got to find a way for them to leave
Back on the holodeck
Leah freaks on Geordi’s fantasy
The two they reconcile their fears
Team up and change the power frequency
They soured the milk
They soured the milk
They soured the milk

Oh

Oh Oh Oh

 

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Merry Trekmas & Happy Holidays!

Author: moyer777  //  Category: DS9, Original Songs, Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek Parodies, TNG, TOS, Uncategorized, Voyager

It’s that time of year and I want wish everyone a nerdy Christmas and Techie New Year…  Don’t miss out on all the fun at the holiday geeky website from a few years ago… MERRY TREKMAS!  Free Trekmas music for you and yours!

 

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Binary Guys

Author: moyer777  //  Category: Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Parodies, TNG, Uncategorized

Binary Guys
September 16th, 2012

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Binary Guys
A parody of American Pie
Lyrics and sung by Rick Moyer

A numbered  title on the show
I can still remember how
A refit of the enterprise computer style
The crew they had to leave yes all
Walk across the Space dock hall
And hang out on the starbase for a while
We left the ship to pasty twins
Dressed in valore  with tiny chins
Wesley tried to talk to them
Were they women were they men?
They told us they were bianaries
Worked in pairs and weren’t real hairy
But something didn’t  feel right inside
The day they stole the Enterprise

Chorus:
So My oh my Binary Guys
Had to hide, stole a ride or they could all die
Fooled Picard and Riker In a holodeck high
sayin’ Lets go to warp speed and let’s fly
Lets go to warp speed and let’s fly

So do you remember the look on their face
When the Enterprise shot into space?
Data freaked and Geordie looked concerned
And also the guy that looked like the Captain
Was completely baffled at what happened
They plotted the course to the Binary home world
Well back on the ship things were set
Riker visited the Holodeck
Met a girl that made him dance
The holodeck enhanced
He was number one but all alone
Till he met this girl and played his trombone
To Jazz music with a disco ball
The day they stole the ship

Chorus

It turns out there computer’s broke
Yet they are a peculiar folk
Instead of asking they simply take
And with their planet dying nothing live
They use the ship as a big hard drive
To reboot the planet make it alive
And while the guys they hedged their bet
Riker danced with Minnuette
French Speaking with Picard
Distracting thems not hard
And while Speeding at Warp Speed Nine
Making up for borrowed time
A justified thieving crime
The day they stole the ship

Chorus

Picard and Riker recognized the ruse
Questioned Min for some news
She just smiled and told them what she knew
They went up to the Bridge then fast
And found the Binaries crashed
They saw  they had to work as a team
And on the planet they sprang to life
The deadened computers turned on their lights
Computer language was spoken
They fixed all that had broken
But when Riker searched just  as he feared
His  perfect lady disappeared
I think it’s why he grew a beard
The day they stole the ship
They were singing

So My oh my Binary Guys
Had to hide, stole a ride or they could all die
Fooled Picard and Riker In a holodeck high
Lets go to warp speed and let’s fly
Lets go to warp speed and let’s fly (2X)

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TNG

Author: moyer777  //  Category: Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Parodies, TNG, Uncategorized

What Star Parody site would be complete without an AC/DC parody?  Here it is in all it’s Next Generation Glory…

TNG
 

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To the tune of TNT by AC/DC
words and sung by Rick Moyer

See the newer crew in space
On your colour TV screen
They built a whole new  TV set
If you know what I mean

Deanna to the left of me
And Riker to my right
Aint got no Kirk, Aint got no Spock
Just some Romulans to fight

‘Cause we’re T.N.G
on Saturday Night
T.N.G
And we’re outta site!
T.N.G
A brand new Enterprise
T.N.G
What a great surprise!

We’re newer, cooler, with a bigger ship
Gotta Klingon on board
A lady doctor and security cheif
and a visor man named Laforge

So warm up your warp core, and warm up your cards
Watch out for Wesely and  Captain Picard
There’s a new crew in town
So don’t you mess  around

‘Cause we’re T.N.G
on Saturday Night
T.N.G
And we’re outta site!
T.N.G
A brand new Enterprise
T.N.G
What a great surprise!

‘Cause we’re T.N.G
with that Android guy
T.N.G
Data’s got our eye
T.N.G
A brand new Enterprise
T.N.G
Rodenberry surprise!

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It’s the most trektactular time of the year

Author: moyer777  //  Category: DS9, Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Parodies, TNG, TOS, Uncategorized, Voyager

It’s the most trektactular time of the year

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It’s The most Trektacular time of the year
lyrics and sung by Rick Moyer

 

It’s the most trektacular time of the year
When the Borg come attacking
The Klingons are packing and Romulans sneer
It’s the most trektacular time of the year

It’s the class classiest series you know
With those ships that are flying and people all trying
To boldly go
It’s the class classiest series you know
There’ll be tricorders reading
And Tribbles a feeding
New life forms to see on the way
There’ll be planets for searching
And bridges a jerking
As forces unknown come to play
It’s the most trektacular time of the year
There’ll be much to discover
An alien lover
And blue looking beer
It’s the most trektacular time of the year
There’ll be tricorders reading
And tribbles a feeding
New life forms to see on the way
Therel be planets for searching
And bridges a jerking
As forces unknown come to play
It’s the most trektacular time of the year
There’ll be re runs for viewing
technobabble spewing
and big pointy ears
It’s the most trektacular time of the year
It’s the most trektacular time of the year

It’s the most trektacular time of the year

It’s the most trektacular time of the year

 

 

 

 

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It’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas

Author: moyer777  //  Category: DS9, Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek Parodies, TNG, TOS, Uncategorized, Voyager

It’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas

Dec 4th, 2011

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It’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas
words and sung by Rick Moyer 

It’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas
As we boldly go
Starfleet women and the men, all going at warp factor 10
Making friends with alien races just to know

It’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas
On the planet to which we beam
There’s foam made into  rocks and science officer Spock
On our own away team

Romulan ale a face that is pale
A galaxy full of stars
Planets with life and peace from the strife
A colony settled on Mars
The prime directive keeps us all from going way to far

It’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas
As we boldly go
There’s a ship in the shuttle bay the kind that will fly away
That we can go to san Francisco Bay
It’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas
There’s nothing that we can’t do
Take a seat in the captains chair and lets go see what’s out there
Discover civilizations that are new

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Thank God I’m a Star Trek Boy!

Author: moyer777  //  Category: DS9, Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek Parodies, TNG, TOS, Uncategorized, Voyager

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Thank God I’m a Star Trek Boy
A parody of Thank God I’m a Country Boy by John Denver
Lyrics and sung by Rick Moyer

Well life as a geek is kind of laid back
Ain’t nothin like an OS that I can’t hack
I actually know the difference between pc and a Mac
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Every time it’s on I can’t help my self
I set the DVR even though there on my shelf
I’ve seen them all many times their good or my health
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Well I got me a phaser got me a tribble
When Kirk’s on the tube I just have to giggle
Life ain’t nothin but a space opera riddle
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Well the votes still out for Picard or Kirk
They both have their strong points that all kind of work
One likes to talk the others just a jerk
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

The enterprise d looks like a lot of fun
But classic is the good old 1701
Both have torpedoes and phaser gun
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Well I got me a phaser got me a tribble
When Kirk’s on the tube I just have to giggle
Life ain’t nothin but a space opera riddle
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Well there’s TOS and TNG
DS9 and Voyager you see
Enterprise and the cartoon series
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

To boldly go where no one’s gone before
Going on adventures strange new world’s and more
I love every hour cause I’m a trekkie to the core
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Well I got me a phaser got me a tribble
When kirks on the tube I just have to giggle
Life ain’t nothin but a space opera riddle
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Yeah the movies are good the even ones the best
But I watch em all cause I like all rest
Every single one puts the crew to the test
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Now spending all money on merchandise
I bought another collectible against my wife’s advice
But seriously to me it’s worth the price!
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Well I got me a phaser got me a tribble
When Kirk’s on the tube I just have to giggle
Life ain’t nothin but a space opera riddle
Wooooo! Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

 

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Starfleet Uniform

Author: moyer777  //  Category: DS9, Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek Parodies, TNG, TOS, Uncategorized, Voyager

Starfleet Uniforms-
sung to the tune of Halleljuah

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Starfleet Uniforms

When I was a kid I watched this show
It was full of people that would boldly go
But not many people cared for science fiction
Their five year mission they went before
impulse, stand still and warp factor four
But I really really wanted their uniform

Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, uniforms…

On TOS, Gold, Blue and Red
But if you were an extra that meant you were dead
and the girls they all wore miniskirts in rare form
If you were Kirk and fighting the Gorn
Every week your shirt would be torn
But week after week we’d still come back for the uniforms

Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, uniforms…

Well in TNG they kept pulling them down
and in later years they enlarged their gowns
Deanna was asked by Captain Gelico to go norm
Remember Picard in Darmok they wrote
Introduced his cool away team coat
And somehow Warf’s hair would grow with his uniform

Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, uniforms…

On Deep Space nine, not like the others
They fooled us all and flip flopped the colors
And aliens wore cool suits like our friend Morn
Sisko may have shaved his head
But ODO shifted his clothes instead
And Kira wore a tight red uniform

Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, uniforms…

That leaves us with just two to go
Voyager and Archer’s show
Seven of Nine and T’pal in those cat suits they wore
Running around in their underwear cute
Always in there mathing blue jump suits
Every show had a slightly different uniform

Starfleet Uniform, Starfleet Uniform, Starfleet Uniform, Uniform

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Awful Episode

Author: moyer777  //  Category: DS9, Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek Parodies, TNG, TOS, Voyager

September 25th, 2011

AWFUL EPISODE

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Amy and I got to guest host the Treks in Sci Fi Podcast this weekend and we covered the episode called Shades of Gray.  It is a TNG clip episode that is rated among the worst Trek episodes ever made.. but to their credit, it wasn’t that bad!  So Amy and I discussed it at length and really enjoyed the show.  I had to parody the fact that I like Star Trek even if it’s a cheesy episode.. so I took the Rolling Stones song “It’s only Rock and Roll” and made it into  “Awful Episode”  hehehe.  Enjoy!

Awful Episode
A parody of the Rolling Stones “It’s only Rock n Roll”
Lyrics and singing by Rick Moyer

If I could watch any show on the telly

And be all warm inside
It would satisfy ya, never slide on by ya
Cause in Picard I would confide, I would confide

If nothing is on ya, but the cravin is strong ya

Even if it’s a clunker you see
I’d watch it just the same cause it Trek not lame
I’d boldly go cause that’s me, that’s meeee.

I said I know, It’s an awful episode but I like it.
I said I know it’s an awful episode but I like it, Star Trek, yes, I do.
Oh well I like it, It’s Star Trek, I like it,
I said can’t you see this boy loves Starfleet?

If I had to give up some of the collection
You could take a lot from me
Have my BSG take Firefly from me
But The Enterprise it stays with me, don’t take my Trek from me

Even if the plot is pointless and dumb
Or the continuity is changed
Something’s so alluring, Cause Trek is quite assuring
Am I a fanboy and deranged? I’m deranged.

I said I know, It’s an awful episode but I like it.

I said I know it’s an awful episode but I like it, Star Trek, yes, I do.
Oh well I like it, It’s Star Trek, I like it,
I said can’t you see this boy loves Starfleet?

And do I think it’s the only franchise town?
Well for me even if it sucks, I’ll keep it around

I said I know, It’s an awful episode but I like it.
I said I know it’s an awful episode but I like it, Star Trek, yes, I do.
Oh well I like it, It’s Star Trek, I like it,

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Silver Poofy Pants

Author: moyer777  //  Category: Original Songs, songs, TNG, Uncategorized

May 22, 2012

The episode “We’ll always have Paris” is from the first season of Star Trek The Next Generation.  It was a pretty cool episode, but most memorable for me were Janice’s silver poofy pants, just had to write a song about them.  Enjoy!


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Silver Poofy Pants
written and performed by Rick Moyer

Fencing with his partner things they go awry
When time it turns on backwards from some  crazy scientist guy
A distress call in the distance It calls the Enterprise
The crew they race on over An Jon luc  gets surprised

In her silver poofy pants
The long forgotten romance
Stood her up in Paris France
In her silver poofy pants

 In her silver poofy pants
Go trapesin’ through the galaxy
In her silver poofy pants
Married to Manheim you see

The Manheim effect will hurt the Universe
Jean Luc he meets Jenice, and things can’t get much worse
Data has to place the antimatter  completely
Three of them confer seal it up so neatly

In her silver poofy pants
The long forgotten romance
Stood her up in Paris France
In her silver poofy pants

In her silver poofy pants
Go trapesin’ through the galaxy
In her silver poofy pants
Married to Manheim you see

In her silver poofy pants
Jean Luc you missed out yo
In her silver poofy pants
To the vendor system we go

 In her silver poofy pants
Do you regret your choice?
In her silver poofy pants
When you recognized her voice
In her silver poofy pants

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