What does Spock Say?

Author: moyer777  //  Category: songs, Star Trek Parodies, TOS

With a heavy heart I finished the parody song What does Spock Say? Finding out about the passing of Leonard Nimoy was sad.  He seemed like a great guy and I enjoyed the hours of entertainment he brought me.  He will truly missed!!!  SO in the meantime, let’s dance to the parody song…

spockola

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WHAT DOES SPOCK SAY
parody by Rick Moyer

Riker Jokes
Troi reads minds
Worf he grunts
And Wesley he annoys
Obrien Beams
Geordi’s blind
and Crusher has red hair

Bones Says Jim
Scotty drinks
Picard says Make it so so so
But there’s one guy that’s always logical
What’s the Spock say?

Big Blue Shirt
Pointy Ears
Quoting stats
and no emotions
Tricorder
Those eyebrows
The science Officer
Your skin is green
with cold blood
You would dare to analyze
but if you meet
an alien

How will you communicate?
by mind mind mind mind meld
mind mind mind mind meld
How will you speak to that

Hor Hor Hor Hor ta
Hor Hor Hor Hor ta

What does the Spock Say

The secret of Mr. Spock across the galaxy,
leaving he knows
I know half human
Will the Vulcans be
our logical friends
you’ll always be a mystery
what will you be?
You joined the Federation
And left your Vulcan planet
Joined up with Kirk
The rest they say is history
Vulcan history

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JJ’s to blame!

Author: moyer777  //  Category: Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Parodies, TOS

With all the speculation of who the new Star Trek villain is, I figured I jump in and do a parody for the fun of it.  I used another Ting Ting’s song, this time  “That’s not my name” and had to put in as many movie bad guys from Star Trek that I could.  It was a lot of fun, and believe it or not, it was a tough one to do.  As much as the Ting Ting’s are bubble gum music, they are tough to re-create.  Yikes.  Well, it doesn’t help that I’m a guy… oh well, I hope you laugh as much as I did putting this together.  HA!

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JJ’s to Blame
A parody of That’s not my name by the Ting Tings

Sung and Lyric by Rick Moyer

 

So much confusion to string you along
It’s difficulty not sure it’s too fun, and uh
I’m super human, a star trek villain
on the Internet now, no one’s chill in…

Holding back from fandom, no spoilers
Don’t want to be a re hash Kirk he kicks some… OH NO!
They never really say my name at all, but there’s tons to consider so what’s my name? ame, ame ame

 

They call me Mudd

They Call me Shinzon

They Call me Nero

They Call me Harrison

 

That’s not my name

Of Star Trek Fame

That’s Not my name

JJ’s to blame

 

They call me God

Face lift Ru’afo

Space Probe Veger

they call me Kruge

 

That’s not my name

Of Star Trek Fame

That’s Not my name

JJ’s to blame

 

Since the Prime Universe is not at all

I ‘m the last fan standing out in the hall, and I

Better get a grip, open up my mind

I may just find that I have a good time now

 

So eat your popcorn forget what people say

Enjoy the movie come on, more trek  Oh no!

Don’t care who’s the villain

either way in this universe he won’t be the same ame, ame ame

 

They call me Mudd

They Call me Borg

They Call me Kahn

They Call me Chang

 

That’s not my name

Of Star Trek Fame

That’s Not my name

JJ’s to blame

 

They call me Soren

Face lift Ru’afo

Space Probe Veger

they call me Sybock

 

That’s not my name

Of Star Trek Fame

That’s Not my name

JJ’s to blame

 

 

 

GUY PART:

It’s just a movie folks, to entertain us hope, we simply pay the bucks, and then line up,

Got get my fix of the Star Trek Kirk and Spock, Don’t forget the doc, and Chekov too, is Scotty stuck in the engine room?, does sulu get a sword?, or we all be bored, with the new movie, is it a plot rehash? I guess we’ll have to see at last.

 

Are you calling me Noonian ?

or are you calling me John Harrison

Are you calling me Noonian?

 

They call me Mudd

They Call me Borg

They Call me Kahn

They Call me Chang

 

That’s not my name

Of Star Trek Fame

That’s Not my name

JJ’s to blame

 

They call me Soren

Face lift Ru’afo

Probe Whale

they call me Sybock

 

That’s not my name

Of Star Trek Fame

That’s Not my name

JJ’s to blame

 

They call me Mudd

They Call me Borg

They Call me Kahn

They Call me Chang

 

That’s not my name

Of Star Trek Fame

That’s Not my name

JJ’s to blame

 

They call me Soren

Face lift Ru’afo

Space Probe Veger

they call me Sybock

 

That’s not my name

Of Star Trek Fame

That’s Not my name

JJ’s to blame

 

They call me Mudd

They Call me Shinzon

They Call me Nero

They Call me Harrison

 

That’s not my name

Of Star Trek Fame

That’s Not my name

JJ’s to blame

 

They call me God

Face lift Ru’afo

Space Probe Veger

they call me Kruge

 

That’s not my name

Of Star Trek Fame

That’s Not my name

JJ’s to blame

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Merry Trekmas & Happy Holidays!

Author: moyer777  //  Category: DS9, Original Songs, Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek Parodies, TNG, TOS, Uncategorized, Voyager

It’s that time of year and I want wish everyone a nerdy Christmas and Techie New Year…  Don’t miss out on all the fun at the holiday geeky website from a few years ago… MERRY TREKMAS!  Free Trekmas music for you and yours!

 

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Party Spock Anthem

Author: moyer777  //  Category: Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Parodies, TOS, Uncategorized

I was privileged to get to write a fun parody song for the TREKMATE PODATHON.  Here it is and the cool little segments that I did on the making of.

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PARTY Spock
parody of Party Rock Anthem
lyrics and vocals by Rick & Amy Moyer
 

YEA
Whoa!
LET’S GO!
Party Spock is on the ship tonight
Everybody have a logical time
And he’s gonna make you use your mind
Everybody make the Vulcan Sign

Party Spock is on the ship tonight
Everybody have a logical time
And he’s gonna make you use your mind

He just wants to hear you!

Quote Stats

In the blue party spock, lookin’ in his light
That Geeky jock (huh) non stop GPS the spot
Chekov sets the course like it’s all he’s got
His skin is green in any light
Tight shirt, brows cocked to the left and right
Half this half that, not a monster

Peace Long life, live long and prosper

Yo!
I’m running through these corridors on fire
Hangin with Kirk Homie no I can not be a liar
We party Spock yea! that’s the crew that I’m a servin
Let’s fly the Enterprise now, stop that swervin
Hey!

Party Spock is on the ship tonight
Everybody have a logical time
And he’s gonna make you use your mind
Everybody make the Vulcan Sign

Let’s go
Party Spock is on the ship tonight
Everybody have a logical time
And he’s gonna make you use your mind

He just wanna hear you!

Quote Stats

Every day I’m shuttling
shuttling shuttling

Beam up fast and be the first to make me share this glass
Romulan Ale don’t be mad, now stop, emotions are bad
Trouble is up Ahead
(To the stars)

Boldly going instead
(Don’t mess around)
We just wanna see
(Explorin’  now)
Warp Speed Factor Three
(You’re cruising now)

Fingers Spread out now, raise one hairy eyebrow{x3}
Put your hands up now salute [x2]
Get up [x9]
Put your hands up now salute, now salute
Put your hands up! [x4]

Party Spock is on the ship tonight
Everybody have a logical time
And he’s gonna make you use your mind
Everybody make the Vul, Vul, Vul can Sign

Quote Stats!
Every day I’m Shuttling
Put your Put your
Put your Put your (Yeah Yeah)
Put your Put your (Whoa!)
Put your Put your
Put your hands up
Your hands up
Put your hands up every day I’m shuttling

 

BEHIND THE SCENES MAKING OF SPECIAL PLAYED ON THE TREKMATE PODCAST

segment 1 party spock

segment 2 party spock

segment 3 party spock

segment 4 party spock

segment 5 with song party spock

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I saw Tpring kissing Captain Kirk (Amok gone a muck)

Author: moyer777  //  Category: Science Fiction Songs, songs, TOS, Uncategorized

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I saw Tpring kissing Captain Kirk
Words and sung by Rick Moyer
A tribute to Amok Time

I saw Tpring kissing Captain Kirk
Underneath the Vulcan skies last night
Spock’s death or his defeat
Jim’s reputation oh so chic
For courting all the women
In the whole of all Starfleet

Then I saw Tpring kissing Captain Kirk
While the gongs of Kalifee were rung
Pon far would have been aghast
If McCoy hadn’t acted fast
And stopped Tpring from kissing Captain Kirk last night

I saw Tpring Kissing Captain Kirk
While the drums of cheesy music played
The air was oh so thin, and another Vulcan wanted in
So burning jealousy in Spock Tpring she made

Then I saw Spock he killed his Captain Kirk
With bare hands he choked his life right out
You should have seen the face of Tpring
When she learned that  Jim was only joking
And Spock smiled “Jim you’re alive” with a shout

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It’s the most trektactular time of the year

Author: moyer777  //  Category: DS9, Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Parodies, TNG, TOS, Uncategorized, Voyager

It’s the most trektactular time of the year

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It’s The most Trektacular time of the year
lyrics and sung by Rick Moyer

 

It’s the most trektacular time of the year
When the Borg come attacking
The Klingons are packing and Romulans sneer
It’s the most trektacular time of the year

It’s the class classiest series you know
With those ships that are flying and people all trying
To boldly go
It’s the class classiest series you know
There’ll be tricorders reading
And Tribbles a feeding
New life forms to see on the way
There’ll be planets for searching
And bridges a jerking
As forces unknown come to play
It’s the most trektacular time of the year
There’ll be much to discover
An alien lover
And blue looking beer
It’s the most trektacular time of the year
There’ll be tricorders reading
And tribbles a feeding
New life forms to see on the way
Therel be planets for searching
And bridges a jerking
As forces unknown come to play
It’s the most trektacular time of the year
There’ll be re runs for viewing
technobabble spewing
and big pointy ears
It’s the most trektacular time of the year
It’s the most trektacular time of the year

It’s the most trektacular time of the year

It’s the most trektacular time of the year

 

 

 

 

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It’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas

Author: moyer777  //  Category: DS9, Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek Parodies, TNG, TOS, Uncategorized, Voyager

It’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas

Dec 4th, 2011

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It’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas
words and sung by Rick Moyer 

It’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas
As we boldly go
Starfleet women and the men, all going at warp factor 10
Making friends with alien races just to know

It’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas
On the planet to which we beam
There’s foam made into  rocks and science officer Spock
On our own away team

Romulan ale a face that is pale
A galaxy full of stars
Planets with life and peace from the strife
A colony settled on Mars
The prime directive keeps us all from going way to far

It’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas
As we boldly go
There’s a ship in the shuttle bay the kind that will fly away
That we can go to san Francisco Bay
It’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas
There’s nothing that we can’t do
Take a seat in the captains chair and lets go see what’s out there
Discover civilizations that are new

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Thank God I’m a Star Trek Boy!

Author: moyer777  //  Category: DS9, Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek Parodies, TNG, TOS, Uncategorized, Voyager

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Thank God I’m a Star Trek Boy
A parody of Thank God I’m a Country Boy by John Denver
Lyrics and sung by Rick Moyer

Well life as a geek is kind of laid back
Ain’t nothin like an OS that I can’t hack
I actually know the difference between pc and a Mac
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Every time it’s on I can’t help my self
I set the DVR even though there on my shelf
I’ve seen them all many times their good or my health
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Well I got me a phaser got me a tribble
When Kirk’s on the tube I just have to giggle
Life ain’t nothin but a space opera riddle
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Well the votes still out for Picard or Kirk
They both have their strong points that all kind of work
One likes to talk the others just a jerk
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

The enterprise d looks like a lot of fun
But classic is the good old 1701
Both have torpedoes and phaser gun
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Well I got me a phaser got me a tribble
When Kirk’s on the tube I just have to giggle
Life ain’t nothin but a space opera riddle
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Well there’s TOS and TNG
DS9 and Voyager you see
Enterprise and the cartoon series
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

To boldly go where no one’s gone before
Going on adventures strange new world’s and more
I love every hour cause I’m a trekkie to the core
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Well I got me a phaser got me a tribble
When kirks on the tube I just have to giggle
Life ain’t nothin but a space opera riddle
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Yeah the movies are good the even ones the best
But I watch em all cause I like all rest
Every single one puts the crew to the test
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Now spending all money on merchandise
I bought another collectible against my wife’s advice
But seriously to me it’s worth the price!
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Well I got me a phaser got me a tribble
When Kirk’s on the tube I just have to giggle
Life ain’t nothin but a space opera riddle
Wooooo! Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

 

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Starfleet Uniform

Author: moyer777  //  Category: DS9, Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek Parodies, TNG, TOS, Uncategorized, Voyager

Starfleet Uniforms-
sung to the tune of Halleljuah

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Starfleet Uniforms

When I was a kid I watched this show
It was full of people that would boldly go
But not many people cared for science fiction
Their five year mission they went before
impulse, stand still and warp factor four
But I really really wanted their uniform

Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, uniforms…

On TOS, Gold, Blue and Red
But if you were an extra that meant you were dead
and the girls they all wore miniskirts in rare form
If you were Kirk and fighting the Gorn
Every week your shirt would be torn
But week after week we’d still come back for the uniforms

Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, uniforms…

Well in TNG they kept pulling them down
and in later years they enlarged their gowns
Deanna was asked by Captain Gelico to go norm
Remember Picard in Darmok they wrote
Introduced his cool away team coat
And somehow Warf’s hair would grow with his uniform

Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, uniforms…

On Deep Space nine, not like the others
They fooled us all and flip flopped the colors
And aliens wore cool suits like our friend Morn
Sisko may have shaved his head
But ODO shifted his clothes instead
And Kira wore a tight red uniform

Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, uniforms…

That leaves us with just two to go
Voyager and Archer’s show
Seven of Nine and T’pal in those cat suits they wore
Running around in their underwear cute
Always in there mathing blue jump suits
Every show had a slightly different uniform

Starfleet Uniform, Starfleet Uniform, Starfleet Uniform, Uniform

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Awful Episode

Author: moyer777  //  Category: DS9, Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek Parodies, TNG, TOS, Voyager

September 25th, 2011

AWFUL EPISODE

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Amy and I got to guest host the Treks in Sci Fi Podcast this weekend and we covered the episode called Shades of Gray.  It is a TNG clip episode that is rated among the worst Trek episodes ever made.. but to their credit, it wasn’t that bad!  So Amy and I discussed it at length and really enjoyed the show.  I had to parody the fact that I like Star Trek even if it’s a cheesy episode.. so I took the Rolling Stones song “It’s only Rock and Roll” and made it into  “Awful Episode”  hehehe.  Enjoy!

Awful Episode
A parody of the Rolling Stones “It’s only Rock n Roll”
Lyrics and singing by Rick Moyer

If I could watch any show on the telly

And be all warm inside
It would satisfy ya, never slide on by ya
Cause in Picard I would confide, I would confide

If nothing is on ya, but the cravin is strong ya

Even if it’s a clunker you see
I’d watch it just the same cause it Trek not lame
I’d boldly go cause that’s me, that’s meeee.

I said I know, It’s an awful episode but I like it.
I said I know it’s an awful episode but I like it, Star Trek, yes, I do.
Oh well I like it, It’s Star Trek, I like it,
I said can’t you see this boy loves Starfleet?

If I had to give up some of the collection
You could take a lot from me
Have my BSG take Firefly from me
But The Enterprise it stays with me, don’t take my Trek from me

Even if the plot is pointless and dumb
Or the continuity is changed
Something’s so alluring, Cause Trek is quite assuring
Am I a fanboy and deranged? I’m deranged.

I said I know, It’s an awful episode but I like it.

I said I know it’s an awful episode but I like it, Star Trek, yes, I do.
Oh well I like it, It’s Star Trek, I like it,
I said can’t you see this boy loves Starfleet?

And do I think it’s the only franchise town?
Well for me even if it sucks, I’ll keep it around

I said I know, It’s an awful episode but I like it.
I said I know it’s an awful episode but I like it, Star Trek, yes, I do.
Oh well I like it, It’s Star Trek, I like it,

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