Merry Trekmas & Happy Holidays!

Author: moyer777  //  Category: DS9, Original Songs, Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek Parodies, TNG, TOS, Uncategorized, Voyager

It’s that time of year and I want wish everyone a nerdy Christmas and Techie New Year…  Don’t miss out on all the fun at the holiday geeky website from a few years ago… MERRY TREKMAS!  Free Trekmas music for you and yours!

 

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Get Back Janeway

Author: moyer777  //  Category: Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Parodies, Uncategorized, Voyager

January 15th, 2012
Get back Janeway

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Get Back Janeway
A parody of Get Back by the Beatles
Lyrics and sung by Rick Moyer

 

Janeway was a captain from the federation
Chasing folks in the Badlands
Janeway got her ship clear into the Delta
Quadrant in the caretakers hands

Get back, get back
Get back to the alpha quadrant
Get back, get back
Get back to the alpha quadrant
Get back, Janeway
Go home

Get back, get back
Get back to the alpha quadrant
Get back, get back
Get back to the alpha quadrant
Get back, Cap

Aliens come along and try to get ‘em closer
But something’s always a miss
Shavin’ off the years tryin to use the slipstream
But it always goes like this

Get back, get back
Get back to the alpha quadrant
Get back, get back
Get back to the alpha quadrant
Get back, Chakoty
Go home

Get back, get back
Get back to the alpha quadrant
Get back, get back
Get back to the alpha quadrant
Oooh…

Get back, Janeway
Mark is waiting for you
Raisin’ those puppies on his own
With Reg trying to get you home
Get back home Janeway

Get back, get back
Get back to the alpha quadrant Get back, get back
Get back, back to the alpha quadrant

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It’s the most trektactular time of the year

Author: moyer777  //  Category: DS9, Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Parodies, TNG, TOS, Uncategorized, Voyager

It’s the most trektactular time of the year

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It’s The most Trektacular time of the year
lyrics and sung by Rick Moyer

 

It’s the most trektacular time of the year
When the Borg come attacking
The Klingons are packing and Romulans sneer
It’s the most trektacular time of the year

It’s the class classiest series you know
With those ships that are flying and people all trying
To boldly go
It’s the class classiest series you know
There’ll be tricorders reading
And Tribbles a feeding
New life forms to see on the way
There’ll be planets for searching
And bridges a jerking
As forces unknown come to play
It’s the most trektacular time of the year
There’ll be much to discover
An alien lover
And blue looking beer
It’s the most trektacular time of the year
There’ll be tricorders reading
And tribbles a feeding
New life forms to see on the way
Therel be planets for searching
And bridges a jerking
As forces unknown come to play
It’s the most trektacular time of the year
There’ll be re runs for viewing
technobabble spewing
and big pointy ears
It’s the most trektacular time of the year
It’s the most trektacular time of the year

It’s the most trektacular time of the year

It’s the most trektacular time of the year

 

 

 

 

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It’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas

Author: moyer777  //  Category: DS9, Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek Parodies, TNG, TOS, Uncategorized, Voyager

It’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas

Dec 4th, 2011

Play or download it’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas

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It’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas
words and sung by Rick Moyer 

It’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas
As we boldly go
Starfleet women and the men, all going at warp factor 10
Making friends with alien races just to know

It’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas
On the planet to which we beam
There’s foam made into  rocks and science officer Spock
On our own away team

Romulan ale a face that is pale
A galaxy full of stars
Planets with life and peace from the strife
A colony settled on Mars
The prime directive keeps us all from going way to far

It’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas
As we boldly go
There’s a ship in the shuttle bay the kind that will fly away
That we can go to san Francisco Bay
It’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas
There’s nothing that we can’t do
Take a seat in the captains chair and lets go see what’s out there
Discover civilizations that are new

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Thank God I’m a Star Trek Boy!

Author: moyer777  //  Category: DS9, Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek Parodies, TNG, TOS, Uncategorized, Voyager

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Thank God I’m a Star Trek Boy
A parody of Thank God I’m a Country Boy by John Denver
Lyrics and sung by Rick Moyer

Well life as a geek is kind of laid back
Ain’t nothin like an OS that I can’t hack
I actually know the difference between pc and a Mac
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Every time it’s on I can’t help my self
I set the DVR even though there on my shelf
I’ve seen them all many times their good or my health
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Well I got me a phaser got me a tribble
When Kirk’s on the tube I just have to giggle
Life ain’t nothin but a space opera riddle
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Well the votes still out for Picard or Kirk
They both have their strong points that all kind of work
One likes to talk the others just a jerk
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

The enterprise d looks like a lot of fun
But classic is the good old 1701
Both have torpedoes and phaser gun
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Well I got me a phaser got me a tribble
When Kirk’s on the tube I just have to giggle
Life ain’t nothin but a space opera riddle
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Well there’s TOS and TNG
DS9 and Voyager you see
Enterprise and the cartoon series
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

To boldly go where no one’s gone before
Going on adventures strange new world’s and more
I love every hour cause I’m a trekkie to the core
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Well I got me a phaser got me a tribble
When kirks on the tube I just have to giggle
Life ain’t nothin but a space opera riddle
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Yeah the movies are good the even ones the best
But I watch em all cause I like all rest
Every single one puts the crew to the test
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Now spending all money on merchandise
I bought another collectible against my wife’s advice
But seriously to me it’s worth the price!
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Well I got me a phaser got me a tribble
When Kirk’s on the tube I just have to giggle
Life ain’t nothin but a space opera riddle
Wooooo! Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

 

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Starfleet Uniform

Author: moyer777  //  Category: DS9, Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek Parodies, TNG, TOS, Uncategorized, Voyager

Starfleet Uniforms-
sung to the tune of Halleljuah

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Starfleet Uniforms

When I was a kid I watched this show
It was full of people that would boldly go
But not many people cared for science fiction
Their five year mission they went before
impulse, stand still and warp factor four
But I really really wanted their uniform

Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, uniforms…

On TOS, Gold, Blue and Red
But if you were an extra that meant you were dead
and the girls they all wore miniskirts in rare form
If you were Kirk and fighting the Gorn
Every week your shirt would be torn
But week after week we’d still come back for the uniforms

Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, uniforms…

Well in TNG they kept pulling them down
and in later years they enlarged their gowns
Deanna was asked by Captain Gelico to go norm
Remember Picard in Darmok they wrote
Introduced his cool away team coat
And somehow Warf’s hair would grow with his uniform

Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, uniforms…

On Deep Space nine, not like the others
They fooled us all and flip flopped the colors
And aliens wore cool suits like our friend Morn
Sisko may have shaved his head
But ODO shifted his clothes instead
And Kira wore a tight red uniform

Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, uniforms…

That leaves us with just two to go
Voyager and Archer’s show
Seven of Nine and T’pal in those cat suits they wore
Running around in their underwear cute
Always in there mathing blue jump suits
Every show had a slightly different uniform

Starfleet Uniform, Starfleet Uniform, Starfleet Uniform, Uniform

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Awful Episode

Author: moyer777  //  Category: DS9, Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek Parodies, TNG, TOS, Voyager

September 25th, 2011

AWFUL EPISODE

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Amy and I got to guest host the Treks in Sci Fi Podcast this weekend and we covered the episode called Shades of Gray.  It is a TNG clip episode that is rated among the worst Trek episodes ever made.. but to their credit, it wasn’t that bad!  So Amy and I discussed it at length and really enjoyed the show.  I had to parody the fact that I like Star Trek even if it’s a cheesy episode.. so I took the Rolling Stones song “It’s only Rock and Roll” and made it into  “Awful Episode”  hehehe.  Enjoy!

Awful Episode
A parody of the Rolling Stones “It’s only Rock n Roll”
Lyrics and singing by Rick Moyer

If I could watch any show on the telly

And be all warm inside
It would satisfy ya, never slide on by ya
Cause in Picard I would confide, I would confide

If nothing is on ya, but the cravin is strong ya

Even if it’s a clunker you see
I’d watch it just the same cause it Trek not lame
I’d boldly go cause that’s me, that’s meeee.

I said I know, It’s an awful episode but I like it.
I said I know it’s an awful episode but I like it, Star Trek, yes, I do.
Oh well I like it, It’s Star Trek, I like it,
I said can’t you see this boy loves Starfleet?

If I had to give up some of the collection
You could take a lot from me
Have my BSG take Firefly from me
But The Enterprise it stays with me, don’t take my Trek from me

Even if the plot is pointless and dumb
Or the continuity is changed
Something’s so alluring, Cause Trek is quite assuring
Am I a fanboy and deranged? I’m deranged.

I said I know, It’s an awful episode but I like it.

I said I know it’s an awful episode but I like it, Star Trek, yes, I do.
Oh well I like it, It’s Star Trek, I like it,
I said can’t you see this boy loves Starfleet?

And do I think it’s the only franchise town?
Well for me even if it sucks, I’ll keep it around

I said I know, It’s an awful episode but I like it.
I said I know it’s an awful episode but I like it, Star Trek, yes, I do.
Oh well I like it, It’s Star Trek, I like it,

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Encased in Ice

Author: moyer777  //  Category: Science Fiction Songs, songs, Voyager

Encased in Ice
This is a tribute to the Voyager episode “Timeless”  what a cool episode full of time travel, frozen borgs and more.  Enjoy the parody.


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Encased in Ice

A parody of Foreigner’s “As Cold as Ice”
Lyrics and sung by Rick Moyer

You’re encased in ice
You’re stuck in the ice from up above
Kim he gave some bad advice
and someday he’ll pay the price I know

the glitch in the drive, a dangerous stunt
Harry’s idea with a shuttle in front
Buried in time Harry wants it right
Recruited Chakoty, to join in his fight….

Voyager’s encased in ice
The doctor he helps them with their plan
Can use seven of nine
Cranial implant time, you know

Temporal transmitter, take us back in time
Make things right leave the past behind
Rescue the crew so they won’t do the fly
To bad the two guys both have to die….

(Cold as ice) You know that they are
(Cold-cold, As-as ice) The quantum slip stream drive
(Cold-cold-cold, As-as-as ice)

(Ooh-ooh-ooh) (Cold as, cold as I-I ice) (You’re as cold ice) yes
(Cold as ice) Chakoty’s being nice, being nice I know
(Cold as ice) (Cold as, cold as ice) Yes I know
(Cold as ice) (Cold as, cold as ice) Starship Challenger’s flight, Captain Geordie’s advice I know
(Cold as ice) (Cold as, cold as ice) Oh yes I know
(Cold as ice) (Cold as, cold as ice) No longer lodged in ice, lodged in ice, you know
(Cold as ice) (Cold as, cold as ice) Oh yes I know
(Cold as ice) (Cold as, cold as ice) your message made it through, made it through you know know

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Another Ship in the Hold

Author: moyer777  //  Category: Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Parodies, Uncategorized, Voyager

Tom Paris got himself into some trouble when on the episode Alice of Star Trek Voyager he merged with the shuttle craft and became controlled by it. I had to write some fun lyrics to go with Pink Floyd’s Another Brick in the Wall. Enjoy!

Another Ship in the Hold
by Rick Moyer
to the Tune of Pink Floyd’s “Another Brick in the Wall”
http://www.christrocks.com/parody

We don’t need no transportation
We don’t need an interface
No optronic weapons on the flyer
Chakoty leave ol’ Tom alone
Hey Chakoty, leave ol’ Tom alone

All in all it’s just another ship in the hold
All in all you’re just another ship in the hold

It just needs some modification
So Alice can simply take control
No need for anyone except Tom Paris
Belana leave the ship alone
Hey Belana, leave the ship alone!

Tom, Do it again!”

If you don’t do your job, you can’t work on the shuttle, how can you work on the shuttle if you don’t do your job?

You! Yes, Tom in the shuttle bay, stand still laddy!

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Unimatrix Zero One Seven of nine

Author: moyer777  //  Category: Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Parodies, Voyager

 

There is just something about Tommy Two tone that pulls on my rock n roll roots. When Rico talked about covering the Seven of Nine heavy episode of Voyager called Dark Frontier, I thought about doing something about Seven of Nine. My friend Jen from the Anomaly podcast suggested I try the Tommy Tutone song. And here we are. Enjoy!

Unimatrix 01 Seven of Nine

to the tune of 867-5309/Jenny by Tommy Two Tone

Hey

Janeway, Janeway
Who can I turn to?
You rescued someone
We can depend on
I know you think
that she’s just one of the Borg
severed from the collective
Just one of the hoard

Janeway, You’ve got Borg drone
We need to change her mind-
Janeway, don’t let them keep her
Unimatrix zero one Seven of Nine
(Unimatrix zero one Seven of Nine)

 
Janeway Janeway
You’ve got the drone for me
Her nanoprobes
They heal me so happy
I tried to talk to her before
she’s so cold
I tried regeneration
But it felt so old

Janeway, You’ve gota Borg drone
We need to change her mind-
Janeway, don’t let them keep her
Unimatrix zero one Seven of Nine
(Unimatrix zero one Seven of Nine)

I got it
(I got it) I got it
I got your nanoprobes in me
I got it
(I got it) I got it
For efficiency For a efficiency  call

[Instrumental Interlude]

Janeway, You’ve got a Borg drone
We need to change her mind-
Janeway, don’t let them keep her
Unimatrix zero one Seven of Nine

Janeway, Janeway who can we turn to?
Unimatrix Zero One Seven of Nine
For a collective time
I can always depend on her
Anica Hansen, Seven of Nine
Unimatrix Zero One Seven of Nine

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