The Rag Tag Fugitive Fleet

Author: moyer777  //  Category: Original Songs, Science Fiction Songs, songs, Voyager

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The Rag Tag Fugitive Fleet
 by Rick Moyer

The Rag Tag Fugitive Fleet
by Rick Moyer

When I was just a boy
I heard that ABC
Was serving up some drama
In space that I could see

T’was bout a Battle Star
But not your normal stanza
Starring Loren Green,
Cartwright from Bonanza

So these Shiny metal bots
With a mission like machines
Were killing all the colonists
With a budgets never seen

Every week I’d watch
As the ships would turbo up
And laugh at Boxy’s moffit
The barking robot pup

Rag Tag Fugitive Fleet
Yeah, the Rag Tag Fugitive Fleet

Those nasty little Cylons
Spouting by your command
Were killing all the humans
And taking all their land

They blew up all the Battle stars
With out a second thought
Only the Galactica
Would be the one they fought

So they forced the humans out
Into space they had to run
Putting all their ships together
Man that wasn’t fun

The characters all made me smile
Their wit and hero folly
Like Starbuck and Appollo
Cornel Tigh and good ol’ Jolly

Rag Tag Fugitive Fleet
Yeah, the Rag Tag Fugitive Fleet

Adama and Athena,
They were always there
Then Sheeba, and boomer
Cassiopeia  so fare…

The Villians were so cool
With names like Lucifer
Boltar and his minions
And centurions for sure

Rag Tag Fugitive Fleet
Yeah, the Rag Tag Fugitive Fleet

I felt bad for Apollo
When Serena had to die
But later when the Pegasus
Sheeba caught his eye

Count Ebliee made me nervous
With his mental powers strong
But what about those chicks
With mouths that sang that song?

Rag Tag Fugitive Fleet
Yeah, the Rag Tag Fugitive Fleet

I thought it was over
When the bugs they set the tones
And when everyone was partying
They were eating honeycombs.

But our heroes made it out
Giving uniforms to greeters
Saving all their warriors
By faking all the leaders

The coolest part about the show
And they came from near and far
Were  the raiders and the Vipers
Base Stations and Battle Stars

The viper was the coolest
With a talking one to boot
Cora loved on starbuck
As he wore his darkened suit

Rag Tag Fugitive Fleet
Yeah, the Rag Tag Fugitive Fleet

The episodes I really liked
That stand right out for me
were red eye,  pig raiders
Starbucks Dad those three

Then the blowing up of base star
Was one I liked a lot
As they wobbled on their wings
Just so they would not  get shot

Really all the episodes
Were right in with the vibe
Watching every week
For the 13th tribe.

Pyramids and Castles too
Fighting and the mirth
All the while searching for the new
Home they called the EARTH

Rag Tag Fugitive Fleet
Yeah, the Rag Tag Fugitive Fleet

There’s series that came after
Not the one with Katee
The silly episodes
Galactica 1980

It didn’t last so long
Troy and Dillan disappeared
After all it was really funny
To see Adama in a beard.

Then there is the new one
On sci fi that’s for sure
But Starbuck is a woman
And it’s full of gripping fear

The cylons had a makeover
The CGI just rocks
Some of them look human
We learned that in their talks

Rag Tag Fugitive Fleet
Yeah, the Rag Tag Fugitive Fleet

So crack open some mbrosia
And raise your glass real high
Cause Battlestar Galactica
Really caught my eye

Rag Tag Fugitive Fleet
Yeah, the Rag Tag Fugitive Fleet

Rag Tag Fugitive Fleet
Yeah, the Rag Tag Fugitive Fleet

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I’ve got Trek Under my Skin

Author: moyer777  //  Category: DS9, songs, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek Parodies, TNG, TOS, Voyager

My friend Rob from Orlando, Metron7 on the Treks in Sci Fi Forums, did an arrangement of “I’ve got you under my skin” with his cool keyboards. Anyway, he let me use it as a soundtrack for my version called “I’ve got Trek under my skin” I will be posting the Bill Murray remix in a few days, and think you will get a kick out of it! Rico is reviewing the DS9 episode “His Way” and with Vic Fontain being on the show, I just couldn’t resist! Thanks Rob for everything, and I hope everyone enjoys this!

I’ve Got Trek under my skin.
 
 
Ive got Trek, under my skin
Ive got Trek deep in the heart of me
So many episodes, that are really part of me

Ive got Trek under my skin.
Ive tried so to speak in Klingon
Ive said that this obsession with Kirk won’t go well
But why should I try to un geekifie when starfleet will I know then well
Ive got Trek under my skin
Id collect everything come what might
For the sake of having Trek near
In spite of my credit card statement that came last night
And re-runs, reruns on my tube
Dont you know you fan, you can never win
Use you eventually, wake up the next century
But the next episode, that’s when I explode
Makes me rewind and start it again
Cause Ive got Treak under my skin

 

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Starfleet Uniforms

Author: moyer777  //  Category: DS9, songs, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek Parodies, TNG, TOS, Voyager

I remember watching Shrek and hearing the song Hallelujah. Wow, cool tune. So I couldn’t help combine my love for that song and starfleet uniforms. Go figure!

Starfleet Uniforms

Starfleet Uniforms- sung to the tune of Hallelujah
 
When I was a kid I watched this show
It was full of people that would boldly go
But not many people cared for science fiction
Their five year mission they went before
impulse, stand still and warp factor four
But I really really wanted their uniform
 
Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, uniforms…
 
On TOS, Gold, Blue and Red
But if you were an extra that meant you were dead
and the girls they all wore miniskirts in rare form
If you were Kirk and fighting the Gorn
Every week your shirt would be torn
But week after week we’d still come back for the uniforms
 
Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, uniforms…
 
Well in TNG they kept pulling them down
and in later years they enlarged their gowns
Deanna was asked by Captain Gelico to go norm
Remember Picard in Darmok they wrote
Introduced his cool away team coat
And somehow Warf’s hair would grow with his uniform

Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, uniforms…

On Deep Space nine, not like the others
They fooled us all and flip flopped the colors
And aliens wore cool suits like our friend Morn
Sisko may have shaved his head
But ODO shifted his clothes instead
And Kira wore a tight red uniform

Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, uniforms…

That leaves us with just two to go
Voyager and Archer’s show
Seven of Nine and T’pal in those cat suits they wore
Running around in their underwear cute
Always in there mathing blue jump suits
Every show had a slightly different uniform
 
Starfleet Uniform, Starfleet Uniform, Starfleet Uniform, Uniform

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Freakasaurus!!

Author: moyer777  //  Category: Original Songs, songs, Star Trek Parodies, Voyager

One of my favorite Voyager two parters is “Future’s End” – you know, with Starling, The mobile emitter, B sci fi movies, Goliath Gulps, Burritos, militia, it’s all hilarious! When I heard the Rico was coveing it I simply remembered Sarah Silverman calling Tuvok a “Freakasaurus” and thus, this song was born. Heheheh. Enjoy. Yo Yo, Sarah Silverman called you a Freakasaurus!!

Freakasaurus 
Original song by Rick Moyer
recorded and sung by Rick Moyer 

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

Janeway confronted with a ship that’s out of time
As Voyager goes slippin through with no reason and no rhyme
Back to Earth they stumble with Chronaworx in flux
To meet a guy who steals the future just to make big bucks

 

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

Tom and Tuvock split apart and visit the museum
As Sarah aka Silverman seems happy just to see him
Looking at the movie posters and watching at the sky
Reporting to a guy names Starling what a creepy guy.

 

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

Back down at the waterfront Brax is old and crazy
Janeway and Chakoty waste no time at being lazy
They follow to the cardboard hut and listen to his ravings
He shows them all his calculations shoving through is savings.

 

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

 

The holographic doctor gets downloaded to his office
Starling starts to torture behavior like apophice
The little metal badge on his shoulder makes it bitter
The doctor can go outside with his mobile type emitter

 

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

If he tries to steal more secrets the universe will blow|
He can’t make it to the future of this anti matter show
So stop him they must do before it get’s to late
The future of the Federation could really be at stake

 

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

Tom and Tuvock trying to macqiver a radio
Sitting at a picnic table with quite a ways to go
Goliath Gulps for breakfast as they plot to find the ship
Riding in a V double you she thinks the guys have flipped.

 

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

Bellana and Chakoty try to use the shuttle craft
But crash land in the dessert man, it’s not a laugh
Militia throws them in the cellar and mocks them just like sin
And when the dr rescues them the bullets run right through him

 

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

 

Finally the crew takes charge and they all save the day
As tom says bye to Sarah but she wants to stay and play
The timeline is restored and the ship is what it’s worth
But when they get back home they’re still miles from the Earth.

 

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

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Just the two of us

Author: moyer777  //  Category: Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Parodies, Voyager

This song was inspired by the Voyager Episode “Tuvix”

Just the two of us, Neelix and Tuvok

I see planet and its flowers
And all the medicinal powers
As Tuvoc and I trade barbs again
So beaming up we have some times
One together body and minds
And all of the sudden I’m in  you
Just the two of us
We can make this spaceship fly
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Merged together as one guy
Just the two of us
You and I

So we have to pick a name
But it isn’t a fun game
Cause Neelix and Tuvoc just don’t jive
So we try some just for kicks
We come up with the name Tuvix
Together our minds are sharp so far

Just the two of us
We can make this spaceship fly
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
With a sparkle in our eye
Just the two of us
You and I

Kess she starts to fall in love
However she can’t let go of
The fact that Tuvok has wife
In the mess hall by and large
Tuvix rescues and takes charge
Making better food than Neelix ever did

Janeway uses the hypo spray
the isotopes come into play
Neelix and Tuvok are their own guys

Just the two of us
We can make this spaceship fly
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
We used to be a flower and two guys
Just the two of us
You and I

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