Starfleet Uniforms

Author: moyer777  //  Category: DS9, songs, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek Parodies, TNG, TOS, Voyager

I remember watching Shrek and hearing the song Hallelujah. Wow, cool tune. So I couldn’t help combine my love for that song and starfleet uniforms. Go figure!

Starfleet Uniforms

Starfleet Uniforms- sung to the tune of Hallelujah
 
When I was a kid I watched this show
It was full of people that would boldly go
But not many people cared for science fiction
Their five year mission they went before
impulse, stand still and warp factor four
But I really really wanted their uniform
 
Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, uniforms…
 
On TOS, Gold, Blue and Red
But if you were an extra that meant you were dead
and the girls they all wore miniskirts in rare form
If you were Kirk and fighting the Gorn
Every week your shirt would be torn
But week after week we’d still come back for the uniforms
 
Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, uniforms…
 
Well in TNG they kept pulling them down
and in later years they enlarged their gowns
Deanna was asked by Captain Gelico to go norm
Remember Picard in Darmok they wrote
Introduced his cool away team coat
And somehow Warf’s hair would grow with his uniform

Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, uniforms…

On Deep Space nine, not like the others
They fooled us all and flip flopped the colors
And aliens wore cool suits like our friend Morn
Sisko may have shaved his head
But ODO shifted his clothes instead
And Kira wore a tight red uniform

Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, uniforms…

That leaves us with just two to go
Voyager and Archer’s show
Seven of Nine and T’pal in those cat suits they wore
Running around in their underwear cute
Always in there mathing blue jump suits
Every show had a slightly different uniform
 
Starfleet Uniform, Starfleet Uniform, Starfleet Uniform, Uniform

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