That thing with Q

Author: moyer777  //  Category: Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Parodies, TNG

Qpid is one of my favorite TNG episodes. This is where Picard is dressed in Robin Hood clothes and has to rescue his love from the castle before she is married to Sir Guy. So I took the song “That thing you do” and wrote it from Picard’s point of view and thus “That thing with Q” was born. ENJOY!

That thing with Q

You
Doin’ that thing with Q
Orbiting like your eyes, I’m gonna speak now
To some archaeologist guys

And Q,
He kidnapped all the crew,
He knew that I liked you, to hold you oh Vash
I’m  in love with you
Well I try and try to forget you girl,
And I don’t share with the crew,
Every time you do that thing with Q

I,
Robin Hood I’m forced to play
And I’ve got to find a way, to get you back from Sir Guy
You’ll be mine someday
‘Cause we,
Are in Q’s fantasy
If you’d only let me come to rescue you
Take you back in space with me

‘Cause I try and try to forget you girl,
Yet I don’t share with the crew
Every time you do that thing with Q

I don’t ask a lot girl,
But I know one thing’s for sure,
I won’t let you be beheaded
And my friends will help me a whole lot more…
whhhhhhaaaa!

‘Cause we,
Might be orbiting Tagus Three
But were in Sherwood forest together with my crew
Vash I need to be with you

Cause it hurts me so just to see you go,
Around with pompous Q,
And if I know you you’re doin’ that thing,
Every day just doin’ that thing,
I can’t take you doing that thing with Q

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