Bit By Mugato
Author: moyer777 // Category: Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Parodies, TOS
Classic TOS derserves a classic Rock Song. Styx sang Mr. Roboto, and I sing Oh no Captain Kirk got bit by Mugato! Enjoy!
Bit by Mugoto
to the tune of Mr. Roboto by Styx
Rick Moyer
Oh No Captain Kirk got bit by Mugoto
It jumped on him on this day
Oh No Captain Kirk got bit by Mugoto
Spock got shot running away
The Captain yes I am–Flintlocks, Flintlocks, they’ve got some flintlocks
Beamed down I have a plan-Flintlocks Flintlocks, they’ve got some flintlocks
Tyree he owns the land-Flintlocks Flintlocks, they’ve got some flintlocks
I’m the prime directive man!
I’ve got a flesh wound, I’ve been nursing, right on my skin
The poison’s got me, acting funny, McCoys in a spin
So if you see me acting strangely, don’t be surprised
I’m just a man who, who needed someone, and Tyree’s new bride
To keep me alive-just keep me alive
To keep my alive to keep me alive
There’s something wrong- with my emotions- My head is fogg-eeey
I’ve come to help- avoid the Klingons, so you can be free
I am a hero, I am a savior, from Starfleet you know,
I’m just a man cursed with a spell beyond his control
On planet Nureal, on planet Nureal!
On planet Nureal, planet Nureal!
I am the captain man, Flintlocks Flintlocks, I’ll get you flintlocks
who gives into a plan Flintlocks Flintlocks, I’ll get you flintlocks
The prime directive true Flintlocks Flintlocks, I’ll get you flintlocks,
So they can’t kill all of you!
Oh No Captain Kirk got bit by Mugoto Oh no, Oh no Oh no
Oh No Captain Kirk got bit by Mugoto Oh no, Oh no Oh no
Oh No Captain Kirk got bit by Mugoto
You hurt me very much oh big white Mugoto
Cause I was doing the job that nobody wants to
And thank you very much, big white Mugoto
For driving a wedge between Tyree and Nona
Tyree, Tyree and Nona, Tyree and Nona
I want to thank you, please, thank you
ahhhhoooooo, ahooooo!
The problem’s plain to see: Klingons technolgy
The guns will save their lives, a gift to equalize
The time has come at last
To throw away their mask
So everyone can see
Their true identity…
They’re Klingons, Klingons, Klingons, Klingons