Star Trek Parodies by Rick Moyer

Play the song ELECTRIC SHEEP
by Rick Moyer

The movie Bladerunner was such an interesting Science Fiction offering.  My friend Rico told me that it was adapted for screen from the story called “Do androids dream of electric sheep?”by Philip K. Dick  and thus, this mash up was recorded and performed for your listening pleasure!  No repicants were harmed in the making of this song.  I promise.  😉

May 22, 2012

The episode “We’ll always have Paris” is from the first season of Star Trek The Next Generation.  It was a pretty cool episode, but most memorable for me were Janice’s silver poofy pants, just had to write a song about them.  Enjoy!

Play the song Silver Poofy Pants HERE

Silver Poofy Pants
written and performed by Rick Moyer

Fencing with his partner things they go awry
When time it turns on backwards from some  crazy scientist guy
A distress call in the distance It calls the Enterprise
The crew they race on over An Jon luc  gets surprised

In her silver poofy pants
The long forgotten romance
Stood her up in Paris France
In her silver poofy pants

 In her silver poofy pants
Go trapesin’ through the galaxy
In her silver poofy pants
Married to Manheim you see

The Manheim effect will hurt the Universe
Jean Luc he meets Jenice, and things can’t get much worse
Data has to place the antimatter  completely
Three of them confer seal it up so neatly

In her silver poofy pants
The long forgotten romance
Stood her up in Paris France
In her silver poofy pants

In her silver poofy pants
Go trapesin’ through the galaxy
In her silver poofy pants
Married to Manheim you see

In her silver poofy pants
Jean Luc you missed out yo
In her silver poofy pants
To the vendor system we go

 In her silver poofy pants
Do you regret your choice?
In her silver poofy pants
When you recognized her voice
In her silver poofy pants

April 17th, 20011
Cheesy Sci-Fi

Play Cheesy Sci-Fi Here

I have long been a fan of campy sci-fi shows.  I love B movies with a sci-fi theme from Godzilla to “They came from outerspace”  Had to put together a song that is techno and rocks at the same time and thus… CHEESY SCI-FI the song was born.  This is an original where I wrote, recorded and performed the song.  ENJOY!

Cheesy Sci-Fi
written and performed by Rick Moyer
copyright 2011 Moyer Multi Media LLC

Don’t you think I like it when I see the fishing line?
Don’t you think I know it when the actor blows his line?
Don’t you think I dig it when costumes don’t fit right?
Don’t you think it’s cool on sci fi Friday night?

 Lasers that are drawn in to make it look real hip
Sparks and smoke they fill the place and shake the fake spaceship
Overacting gone awry and spandex in the mix
And plastic props and boulders  so we can get our kicks 

I want cheesy sci fi
You want cheesy sci fi
We want cheesy sci fi
Not your fly by night guy

Chorus:

Somethin on the TV
Rubber Mask that’s cheesy
Robots make it easy
Come on entertain me
cheesy sci fi

Karate chopping captains that use both of their hands
And monsters in a rug suit roaming all through the land
Vehicles that look like they rolled out of Mad Max
And green blood dripping everywhere From Alien attacks
And don’t forget the sound effects that entertain our ears
From Spaceships to the atmosphere  decapitation fears
All of this it  makes for sci fi that we love
So bring on the Aliens from the hovering ships above

 Chorus X 2

Cool talk voice solo

Chorus

Here is a new instrumental electronica song inspired by Tron Legacy.

Play Gareth’s Ipod Here
written and performed by Rick Moyer

My friend Gareth and I were talking on Skype together, he on his iPod and I on my computer when we began to play music, sing and laugh.  It was so fun that I found this cool setting on my keyboard and I told him that by the time he woke up in the morning – he lives in England, that I would have a song written for him.  And thus, Gareth’s Ipod was born!  ENJOY!

Play Make It So by Rick Moyer

Make it so

Original song written and recorded by Rick Moyer

Imagine my thrill when on my TV
Star Trek was coming back and it would be weekly!
This time they would have a whole new crew
The sky was the limit on the things they would do

 With a bald headed captain Who loved Shakespeare
And quirky first officer with a solid career
The security chick with a green uniform on
And later on replaced by a butt head Klingon

Chorus

They say all good things must come to and end
But when it was over I lost a best friend
A comfort to watch seven years in a row
And week after week we would make it so

Make it so

 A cosmic cheerleader that could read our mind
A Doctor with hair that changed color all of the time
The engineer that wore a barrette on his eyes
And a boy wonder that would save all our lives

 An android  Pinocchio with Robot like distractions
Longing to be human but can’t use a  contraction
An Irish chief that keeps the transporter a flyin’
With Keico and Molly the family Obrien

 They say all good things must come to and end
But when it was over I lost a best friend
A comfort to watch seven years in a row
And week after week we would make it so

Make it so

 The villains each week were a must see to
From Romulans, Ferangis and the ultimate Q
Cardassians, Shelliack, whatever they were on
Resistance was futile To the Borg automaton

 The ship was run tight with Jean Luc at the head
And every single officer did just what he said
Like a family in space we would watch them every week
To uphold the prime directive and new life to seek

 So thanks for your friendship Captain Jean Luc Picard
Give my best to Riker and the crew that you Guard
What a cool old ship the  Enterprise D
You were the best television a person could see

Goodbye Dr. Beverly, Data and Yar
Deanna, Wesley & Worf in the 10 forward bar
Geordie keep her running, Rodenberry’s creation
Cause now that it’s over I miss the next Generation

They say all good things must come to and end
But when it was over I lost a best friend
A comfort to watch seven years in a row
And week after week we would make it so

We would make it so

Think like a Vulcan

Think like a Vulcan
Written and recorded By Rick Moyer
Original song by Rick

So up and down, my life is just a whirl
So many emotions espousing from my girl
Maybe baby you’re  not for me
Your logic’s lacking to the umpteenth degree
I need a girl who can mind meld & swerve
And take out  enemies by pinching on a nerve
I want woman who’s immune from all her fears
How about a lady with sexy pointed ears
Her skin can be a greenish tint that’s right
And I can introduce her as “she who is my wife”

Chorus:
I need a girl who thinks  like a Vulcan
Who understands the depths of my emotion
I need a girl who thinks like a Vulcan
Live long and prosper do the hand salute,
Live long and prosper do the hand salute

We could dream about our spaceship and a star
And every seven years she’d know about pon far
Not getting messed up by emotions and the gossip
She does mathematics and relies upon her logic
Her eyebrows curve up and to the right
She studies Surak and she doesn’t like to fight
And if another tried to take her from me
She invoke the right of Kal ee Fee

We battle it out in a thinning atmosphere
And when it’s over our love it would endear
Go home and pet our Sehlat on the deck
And watch Volcanoes with multiple sunsets
Infinite diversity in infinite combinations
The needs of the many outweigh my contemplations
We’d have our peace and our really nice long life
Make a few first contacts, hey that might be nice

Savvik, Tuvock, Spock, T’pol, Surak

Chorus

Five Years (do the Rico)

We got to celebrate Rico Dostie’s 5 year anniversary of the Treks in Sci Fi Podcast, so I did an original tune that is sure to make you dance and smile. ENJOY, oh and do the RICO!

Take a listen to this:

Gotta make an Android Body
original music written and performed by Rick Moyer

(clip)
To Exo III they went
Where Dr. Korby sent
The planet blue and filled with ice
At first the guard he died
Red shirt identified
watch your step by the bottomless pit (ahhhhh!) yeah

And as the party search
A giant looks like lurch
Hi name is Ruk and he’s real cool
Nurse Chapel sees ol’ Brown
But his memories down
He’s an android in disguise

Cause That’s what little girls are made of
Fashioned by the old ones that made us
That’s what little girls are made of too…
Sugar and spice and everything nice
Circuit boards that run their device
That’s what dr. Korby made us do…
That’s what little girls are made of

GOTTA MAKE AN ANDROID BODY (many times)
(clip)
And so his evil plan
To replace all man
Is brought to life in android Kirk
SO Kirk convinces Ruk
And insults Mr. Spock
The old ones did the same thing once, yeah
Andrea kills the fake
Oh what a pair they make
She kisses Korby and then they die
Nurse Chapel can’t believe
And so she starts to grieve
And Kirk is by her side….

Cause That’s what little girls are made of
Fashioned by the old ones that made us
That’s what little girls are made of too…
Sugar and spice and everything nice
Circuit boards that run their device
That’s what dr. Korby made us do…
That’s what little girls are made of

GOTTA MAKE AN ANDROID BODY (many times)

Cause That’s what little girls are made of
Fashioned by the old ones that made us
That’s what little girls are made of too…
Sugar and spice and everything nice
Circuit boards that run their device
That’s what dr. Korby made us do…
That’s what little girls are made of

The ISS

This is an original song I wrote for the International Space Station

I wrote a song that you could watch the International space station fly overhead and listen to at the same time! Check out this website for times and dates http://twisst.nl/

This is an orginal tune I wrote all about The Star Wars Movie “The Empire Strikes Back”

The Empire Strikes Back
Lyrics and music written by Rick Moyer

Who can forget ol’ Hoth with the ice
And ton ton’s split open for warmth they suffice
Luke got a vision after being clubbed by a paw
And A Shimmering Kenobi said go to Dagobah

Imperial walkers that shot up  the base
And we caught a look at the back of Darth’s face
Who can forget the asteroids filled with creatures
Just some of the things that made this a feature

Here’s to the guy who taught Luke how to fight
Treasure ol’ Yoda and Han’s carbonite
I owe some fond memories to George Lucas in Fact
For he gave us the movie the Empire Strikes Back

Cloud City awaits them as Yoda spouts on
And Luke trains like Rocky on planet like pond
Calrisisan’s  a shyster as he sells the team out
C3’s disassembled and R2 he Pouts

Is there another that could take Skywalker’s place
That’s what ol Yoda says to Ben Kenobi’s face
So Luke leaves his trainin’ cause his friends are in distress
And ends up flying in to a cloud city mess

Here’s to the guy who taught Luke how to fight
Treasure ol’ Yoda and Han’s carbonite
I owe some fond memories to George Lucas in Fact
For he gave us the movie the Empire Strikes Back

The deal falls apart with Vader at the door
And says to Lando pray I don’t alter it more
A bounty hunter by the name of the illustrious Fett
Buys up frozen Han on a sure fire bet.

Darth is Luke’s Father so Obi had lied
Come to the dark side and with me abide
But Luke he knows better and he takes a stand
Anikan betrayed chops off his sons hand.

Here’s to the guy who taught Luke how to fight
Treasure ol’ Yoda and Han’s carbonite
I owe some fond memories to George Lucas in Fact
For he gave us the movie the Empire Strikes Back