Star Trek Parodies by Rick Moyer

Jump on Through

Play Jump on Through
Who can forget the classic Star Trek TOS episode with Mr. Atoz?  Captain Kirk, the dr and Spock beam down to a library that can send you all over the place by jumping through a portal.  Thus the parody of the Beatles song “love me do” was born, it’s now “Jump on through”  Enjoy!

Jump on Through
To the tune of the Beatles “Love me do”
Lyrics and sung by Rick Moyer

Jump Jump on Through
You know  you need to
The Enterprise Crew
So Please
Jump on through
Woah jump on through

Jump Jump on through
Sarpadions too
First Kirk then the two
So please , jump on through
Oh jump on through

Mr. Atoz insists
Pick a world new
You don’t have time
Now get on through

Jump jump on through
The Portal is true
Zarebeth falls for you
So please jump on through

Jump Jump on through
MCcoy he saves you
And Kirk gets back too
So please Jump on through
Whoa jump on through
Yeah, Jump on through
Whoa , oh. Jump on through.

Play Make It So by Rick Moyer

Make it so

Original song written and recorded by Rick Moyer

Imagine my thrill when on my TV
Star Trek was coming back and it would be weekly!
This time they would have a whole new crew
The sky was the limit on the things they would do

 With a bald headed captain Who loved Shakespeare
And quirky first officer with a solid career
The security chick with a green uniform on
And later on replaced by a butt head Klingon

Chorus

They say all good things must come to and end
But when it was over I lost a best friend
A comfort to watch seven years in a row
And week after week we would make it so

Make it so

 A cosmic cheerleader that could read our mind
A Doctor with hair that changed color all of the time
The engineer that wore a barrette on his eyes
And a boy wonder that would save all our lives

 An android  Pinocchio with Robot like distractions
Longing to be human but can’t use a  contraction
An Irish chief that keeps the transporter a flyin’
With Keico and Molly the family Obrien

 They say all good things must come to and end
But when it was over I lost a best friend
A comfort to watch seven years in a row
And week after week we would make it so

Make it so

 The villains each week were a must see to
From Romulans, Ferangis and the ultimate Q
Cardassians, Shelliack, whatever they were on
Resistance was futile To the Borg automaton

 The ship was run tight with Jean Luc at the head
And every single officer did just what he said
Like a family in space we would watch them every week
To uphold the prime directive and new life to seek

 So thanks for your friendship Captain Jean Luc Picard
Give my best to Riker and the crew that you Guard
What a cool old ship the  Enterprise D
You were the best television a person could see

Goodbye Dr. Beverly, Data and Yar
Deanna, Wesley & Worf in the 10 forward bar
Geordie keep her running, Rodenberry’s creation
Cause now that it’s over I miss the next Generation

They say all good things must come to and end
But when it was over I lost a best friend
A comfort to watch seven years in a row
And week after week we would make it so

We would make it so

Encased in Ice
This is a tribute to the Voyager episode “Timeless”  what a cool episode full of time travel, frozen borgs and more.  Enjoy the parody.

Play:  Encased in Ice
A parody of Foreigner’s “As Cold as Ice”
Lyrics and sung by Rick Moyer

You’re encased in ice
You’re stuck in the ice from up above
Kim he gave some bad advice
and someday he’ll pay the price I know

the glitch in the drive, a dangerous stunt
Harry’s idea with a shuttle in front
Buried in time Harry wants it right
Recruited Chakoty, to join in his fight….

Voyager’s encased in ice
The doctor he helps them with their plan
Can use seven of nine
Cranial implant time, you know

Temporal transmitter, take us back in time
Make things right leave the past behind
Rescue the crew so they won’t do the fly
To bad the two guys both have to die….

(Cold as ice) You know that they are
(Cold-cold, As-as ice) The quantum slip stream drive
(Cold-cold-cold, As-as-as ice)

(Ooh-ooh-ooh) (Cold as, cold as I-I ice) (You’re as cold ice) yes
(Cold as ice) Chakoty’s being nice, being nice I know
(Cold as ice) (Cold as, cold as ice) Yes I know
(Cold as ice) (Cold as, cold as ice) Starship Challenger’s flight, Captain Geordie’s advice I know
(Cold as ice) (Cold as, cold as ice) Oh yes I know
(Cold as ice) (Cold as, cold as ice) No longer lodged in ice, lodged in ice, you know
(Cold as ice) (Cold as, cold as ice) Oh yes I know
(Cold as ice) (Cold as, cold as ice) your message made it through, made it through you know know

Think like a Vulcan

Think like a Vulcan
Written and recorded By Rick Moyer
Original song by Rick

So up and down, my life is just a whirl
So many emotions espousing from my girl
Maybe baby you’re  not for me
Your logic’s lacking to the umpteenth degree
I need a girl who can mind meld & swerve
And take out  enemies by pinching on a nerve
I want woman who’s immune from all her fears
How about a lady with sexy pointed ears
Her skin can be a greenish tint that’s right
And I can introduce her as “she who is my wife”

Chorus:
I need a girl who thinks  like a Vulcan
Who understands the depths of my emotion
I need a girl who thinks like a Vulcan
Live long and prosper do the hand salute,
Live long and prosper do the hand salute

We could dream about our spaceship and a star
And every seven years she’d know about pon far
Not getting messed up by emotions and the gossip
She does mathematics and relies upon her logic
Her eyebrows curve up and to the right
She studies Surak and she doesn’t like to fight
And if another tried to take her from me
She invoke the right of Kal ee Fee

We battle it out in a thinning atmosphere
And when it’s over our love it would endear
Go home and pet our Sehlat on the deck
And watch Volcanoes with multiple sunsets
Infinite diversity in infinite combinations
The needs of the many outweigh my contemplations
We’d have our peace and our really nice long life
Make a few first contacts, hey that might be nice

Savvik, Tuvock, Spock, T’pol, Surak

Chorus

My friend Brett Hammond suggested that I use the song “Fireflies” by Owl City to do a parody, well.. here is his wish. My son Nathan is into all this auto tuning stuff, so I let him sing on it and I wrote the lyrics. ENJOY! It’s about the Episode of Star Trek TNG called “Conspiracy”

ENTERPRISE
to the tune of Owl City’s “Fireflies”

Conspiracy on Enterprise
Is that the way it flies?
A message sent from Walker Keel

Priority message see
To meet up on Dytalix B
The captains gather
In a old mining ….shaft

I’d like to fly back soon you see
TO planet Earth …warp three
It’s hard to say what’s going on
In Star Fleet
Cause everything is messed up it seems

Cause I saw a thousand bugs
When the admirals turned into thugs
As they tried to get me to eat their food

Riker he acted instead
A fake tail out of his head
He fooled them all and he shot some dead

I’d like to fly back soon you see
To planet Earth please …warp three
It’s hard to say what’s going on
In Star Fleet
Cause everything is messed up it seems
When I dig deep
We could be under alien attack
(Please take me away from here)
We’ll have to take the planet back
(Please take me away from here)
We can’t let their message reach deep space
(Please take me away from here)
The crew will rescue Earth and save face

Back on the Enterprise
Quinn tries to fool those guys
Kicks Warf’s butt, but then he fell
The bugs are in Remick still
Jean Luc and Riker’s Kill
A meat puppet the aliens they fill

I’d like to fly back soon you see
To planet Earth please …warp three
It’s hard to say what’s going on
In Star Fleet
Cause everything is messed up it seems
When I dig deep

I’d like to fly back soon you see
TO planet Earth please …warp three
It’s hard to say what’s going on
In Star Fleet
Cause everything is messed up it seems
When I dig deep

I’d like to fly back soon you see
TO planet Earth please …warp three
It’s hard to say what’s going on
In Star Fleet
But I think it’s a conspiracy

Five Years (do the Rico)

We got to celebrate Rico Dostie’s 5 year anniversary of the Treks in Sci Fi Podcast, so I did an original tune that is sure to make you dance and smile. ENJOY, oh and do the RICO!

My Bajoran

The Knack was able to implant the riff to “My Sharona” into our brains after the first listen. I couldn’t resist doing a parody of Ensing Ro Larin of TNG’s Star Trek. It was a great episode, and now it’s a fun geeky song. ENJOY!

Guinan she’s a friend to you, a friend to you
Got you tight with Jean Luc -Bajoran
Orta lets you have ship, have a ship
Fool em with a sub light ruse Bajoran
Admiral’s got a cold, oh so I’m told,
Dancin’ diplomats not here
Way to jump your career
My, My, my I yi woo, M M M M My Bajoran
(repeat)
(clips)

Rooooo  My Bajoran
Rooooo Oh Ro Larin
Rooooo My Bajoran
(clip)

Sidekicks by Rick Moyer
to the tune of Love Stinks by the J. Guiles Band

You love them
And their such cool guys
The re occurring characters
on the Star Trek Franchise

And so they star
From week to week
These loveable folks
Make our shows complete
I’ve seen re-runs
And here’s some picks
One thing’s for sure, they’re

Side Kicks, yeah yeah
Side Kicks , yeah yeah
Side Kicks, yeah yeah

There’s Mourn and Q
Sarek and Shran
The Grand Nagus & Nic Fontane,
Yeah, he’s the man
Ensign Ro and Guinan too
LawaxanaTroi & Keiko just to name a few
Leah Brahms and
The Borg Queen
All I can say is they’re

I’ve seen Trelane
Naomie Wildman
What about Kern ya’ll?

Side Kicks, yeah yeah
Garak
Side Kicks , yeah yeah
Side Kicks, yeah yeah
Side Kicks, yeah yeah

Nurse Chapel
The Traveler
Alexander
Admiral Forest
Tomalok
Wayoon
Nog
Lore
Laul
Dr. Lucas
Amanda
The Founders

Side Kicks, yeah yeah
Galwron
Side Kicks, yeah yeah
Leeta
Side Kicks, yeah yeah
Martock
Side Kicks, yeah yeah
Echeb
Side Kicks, yeah yeah
Seska
Side Kicks, yeah yeah
Moogie
Side Kicks, yeah yeah
Gul Dukat
Side Kicks, yeah yeah
Kalar

The ISS

This is an original song I wrote for the International Space Station

I wrote a song that you could watch the International space station fly overhead and listen to at the same time! Check out this website for times and dates http://twisst.nl/

This is an orginal tune I wrote all about The Star Wars Movie “The Empire Strikes Back”

The Empire Strikes Back
Lyrics and music written by Rick Moyer

Who can forget ol’ Hoth with the ice
And ton ton’s split open for warmth they suffice
Luke got a vision after being clubbed by a paw
And A Shimmering Kenobi said go to Dagobah

Imperial walkers that shot up  the base
And we caught a look at the back of Darth’s face
Who can forget the asteroids filled with creatures
Just some of the things that made this a feature

Here’s to the guy who taught Luke how to fight
Treasure ol’ Yoda and Han’s carbonite
I owe some fond memories to George Lucas in Fact
For he gave us the movie the Empire Strikes Back

Cloud City awaits them as Yoda spouts on
And Luke trains like Rocky on planet like pond
Calrisisan’s  a shyster as he sells the team out
C3’s disassembled and R2 he Pouts

Is there another that could take Skywalker’s place
That’s what ol Yoda says to Ben Kenobi’s face
So Luke leaves his trainin’ cause his friends are in distress
And ends up flying in to a cloud city mess

Here’s to the guy who taught Luke how to fight
Treasure ol’ Yoda and Han’s carbonite
I owe some fond memories to George Lucas in Fact
For he gave us the movie the Empire Strikes Back

The deal falls apart with Vader at the door
And says to Lando pray I don’t alter it more
A bounty hunter by the name of the illustrious Fett
Buys up frozen Han on a sure fire bet.

Darth is Luke’s Father so Obi had lied
Come to the dark side and with me abide
But Luke he knows better and he takes a stand
Anikan betrayed chops off his sons hand.

Here’s to the guy who taught Luke how to fight
Treasure ol’ Yoda and Han’s carbonite
I owe some fond memories to George Lucas in Fact
For he gave us the movie the Empire Strikes Back