Star Trek Parodies by Rick Moyer

RPG WRITER

Kenny and Jen are the moderators of the Treks In Sci Fi RPG Star Trek game. They are pretty darn amazing, and to their credit the game simply rocks! We have so many talented writers that work on the script of the show that I just had to do a tribute for them all. So thanks to the Beattle’s Paperback Writer, I thought I would write and sing all about the RPG writer. Enjoy.

RPG  writer (rpg writer)
Parody of Paper back writer (paperback writer) by the Beatles
lyrics and sung by Rick Moyer
Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my post?
It took me days to write, Now I’ve got to baost
I made my character up and I gave them a name

So  I need an idea, so I want to be a RPG writer
rpg writer.
It’s a grity story bout big space ship
In the starfleet setting yeah it’s a hit
Season eight in the mirror universe
It’s a cool story for a RPG writer
RPG writer.

RPG  writer (RPG writer)

It’s hundreds of pages, give or take a few
On the Interenet  in a week or two.
We can make it longer if we join our posts,
I can change it round and I want to be a rpg  writer,
rpg writer.

If you really like it you can start right in
Email Kenny or Jen, get your starfleet pin

Write each day and make the story soar
But I need to post and I want to be an RPG  writer,
RPG writer.

RPG writer (RPG Writer)

RPG writer (RPG Writer)

RPG writer (RPG Writer)

Get into the gate

Ten or so years ago a series was made for television that took sci fi to a new level. Startgate SG1 emerged as a great weekly dose of geekiness and humor. The chemistry between the characters was simply awesome. This song celebrates both SG1 and Atlantis, the spinoff. My friend Rob Scalise from Orlando Florida did the synth and drums, I played guitar and did all the vocals. We did a Skype call together and I sang what I was hearing, he graciously went to work in his studio and sent me the raw keyboard files and drums. Then I grabbed my guitar, fired up my mic and sang! The first version was recorded wrong and I had to redo the entire song in a higher file format. It was really fun working with Rob. Thanks Rico for reviewing Stargate. http://www.treksinscifi.com You rock man! Isn’t the Internet cool? ” Dial home Daniel!”

Get into the gate
A colobration between Rick Moyer and Rob Scalise
Keys, drums by Rob Vocals & Guitar Rick

Buried in the sand in an ancient land
the ring it sat for time on deep in the sand
Till it got dug up and powered on
And they hired Kurt Russell and Richard Dean Anderson

Ten years with a cast so fine,
the storlines kinda just blew our minds
Slidin through space in the Chapoi
they could go anywhere and didn’t have to fly

On Sg1 that cast was real cool,
With Daniel, Sam, Jack and Tealc too.
General Hammond with his belly so round,
Later with Mitchell and Valla they found

On a mission every week to see the galaxy
Fighting off the Gould and the Ori you see
Stationed in a mountain underneath Cheyenne
Saving the Earth was their goal and plan

The Sg1’s says  Tealc Yeah
We got Ronan, We got Ronan

 The spinoff show got really trick
as we traveled up to the Antartic
To the Acients city of that Atlantis fair
The newer looking Gate was up in the air

Rodney, Sheppard, and Kaela too,
gotta check out the dreadlocks on the Ronan dude.
Fighting of the bugs they call the Wraith
Freakin on the replicators and wosleys’s great.

Ship in a bottle

This song came about when Angela and Jen hijacked Treks in Sci fi and went for a ride on the Internet. KTRK radio played this hit all about the TNG episode, ship in a bottle. It of course is to the tune of Jim Croce, Time in a bottle. Have fun. 🙂 Ah, yes, I got to use the words Heisenberg Compensators . If that isn’t fun, I don’t know what is.

Ship in a bottle
Sung to the tune of “Time in a bottle” by Jim Croce
 
If I could watch ship in a bottle
The show with James Moriarty
I’d laugh at Barclay
As he stutters to say
You’re aware, this just can’t be.

If I could make photons be solid
The first thing that I’d like to do
Is to help James make Regina for real and then
Again, she could be human too.

 
But the Heisenberg Compensators
Won’t do the things I want to do
Once I enhanced them
Ive tried real hard enough to know
It’s just not really poss-ible
On the Holodeck

If I could play Holmes like ol’ Data
And Geordi would be Watson too
I’d fix the holodeck
So things could be perfect
Just so that they could spend time just the two

But to makes things right we have to fool
And use his ruse to save the duo
And  help them
So we’ll stick them in a fake shuttle
So they can go where they want to go
for a lifetime.

Year Three
http://www.takehimwithyou.com/songs/year3.mp3

Rick Dostie has a wonderful podcast all about Star Trek and Science Fiction. I found out he was doing his third anniversary show and couldn’t resist doing a little tribute to him. It’s to the Beattle’s tune “Let it be” it’s called– It’s year three. Enjoy!

It’s year three
When I find myself wanting geeky goodness, Rico Dostie comes to me,
Casting Treks in  Sci Fi, It’s year three
And in my hour of news and info, Rico’s podcasts speak to me

Casting Treks in sci fi, it’s year three.

It’s year three, it’s year three, it’s year three, it’s year three

Treks in sci fi podcast anniversary

There’s all the geeky sci fi people, on the forum and RPG,

All one big cool family, it’s year three.

For though we may live far apart, we all listen and we agree
Rico, you’re the best it’s year three

It’s year three, it’s year three, it’s year three, it’s year three

Treks in sci fi podcast anniversary

And when next Sunday rolls around, itunes will be so busy
Podcast till tomorrow, it’s year three.

Collectible, and episode reveiws, news made just for me

Treks in sci fi podcast, it’s year three

It’s year three, it’s year three, it’s year three, it’s year three

Listenin to Rico Dostie, happy 3rd anniversary

The Mirror Universe

All through it’s run Star Trek has experimented with the cool Mirror Universe episodes. I’ll never forget the day the crew materialized on the transporter pad to see Spock with a beard! How cool! Anyway, I took Louie Armstrong’s famous rendition of “It’s a wonderful world” and made it to reflect our geekiness. “It’s the mirror universe” after all. 🙂

It’s a Mirror Universe
Parody of “It’s a wondeful world

I see stars that shine and evil too
Spock with a beard
and and Intendant too.
And I think to myself, It’s a Mirror Universe

I see Captain Forest with Hosi in Bed
Archer advancing wanting him dead

And I think to myself, It’s a Mirror Universe

The Chamber of Torture so horrid and grand
Cochran killing Vulcans sted of saluting with his hand
I see duplicates doing things they never would do
Really saying I hate you

I hear Jeniffer crying, I watch Jake go alone
I see Sulu get annoyed and Uhura’s Knife and Song
And I think to myself, It’s a Mirror Universe
yeah, And I think to myself, It’s a Mirror Universe

Gamma Hydra IV
http://www.takehimwithyou.com/songs/gh4.mp3

The Deadly Years is a classic TOS episode where the main cast plus and extra all start to age after being eposed to something or another. The makeup for the time was great, they really made the cast look old. I took the Beatles song “When I’m sixty four” and of course made it a review of the episode. I calle it Gamma Hydra IV. I got to use the word Corbomite.. heheh. I have always wanted to use that. Please enjoy and let me know what you think!

Gamma Hydra IV
to the Tune of When I’m sixty four by the Beatles.

When I get older from something unkown
On Gamma Hydra IV
Will you still be checking on our colony
Routine Visit just to see me?

If we all age to a hundred and three
Would you find the cure?
Will you still test me, hypo inject me
On gamma hydra IV?

oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oooo
You’re infected too, (ah ah ah ah ah)
And if you find the cure,
I won’t die with you.

Forgetting his orders Kirks getting old
Robert Johnson Dies!
Getting arther-itis in his joints and limbs
Something’s giving them prob-o-lims.
The whole away team
except for Checkov
Getting old some more
Will you still test me, hypo inject me
On Gamma Hydra IV?

Lieutenant Galway she really is afraid to go home
scared of waking up
Mcoy will try to save
Thermostat set to 125
The Crew will not Behave

Commodore Stocker meeting with Spock
Says that Kirk’s unfit
You have to hold a hearing to prove otherwise
Urhura, Sulu they Testify

Give me your serum, adreniline rush
Kirk is young like before
The Romulans lose, The Corbomite Ruse
On Gamma Hydra IV.

Hoo!

This song was inspired by the TNG episode “Tapestry” I have always enjoyed Pat Benatar, her music rocks, but trying to make Star Trek come alive in it was a challenge. My favorite scene in this particular episode is when the Nausican says.. “Play Dom Jot Humon?” It stuck with me, and well, the rest was history.

Humans Playing Dom Jot
A parody of Hit me with your best shot by Pat Benatar
Sung by Rick Moyer

Well down on a planet you took a shot to your heart
Woke up in the everafter cause Q did his part
That’s ok, your heart was artificial
Cause years ago you lost it  when you didn’t play official

Humans playing dom jot
Just some humans playing Dom Jot
Humans playing dom jot
The Nausican way….

You got a chance to do it over Q doesn’t fight fair
But he owed you a favor and saved your derrier
Meeting up with Gordan and your friend  named Marty
All so this time you could circumvent the party

Humans playing dom jot
Just some humans playing Dom Jot
Humans playing dom jot
The nausican way….

Kissing on a friend that made her rather blue
Geez Luck Pikard she’s half as young as you
When the Nausicans threatened to kill your friends from the start
you smacked them in the face- but they stabbed you in the heart

Humans playing dom jot
Just some humans playing Dom Jot
Humans playing dom jot
The nausican way….

Humans playing dom jot
Just some humans playing Dom Jot
Humans playing dom jot
The nausican way….

Alteration (parody of Celebration)
http://www.takehimwithyou.com/songs/alteration.mp3

I love how Star Trek thinks outside of the box. There are many times that Starfleet would have people hidden amont alien cultures. They would alter them to look like the crowd they had hidden in. Well, on a cool Star Trek RPG game that I write in the away team needed to be altered to look like the local population. Thus, the song Celebration came to my head. Talking to my friend Kenny M, we thought it would be funny. Thus Alteration was born. Enjoy.

Just the two of us

This song was inspired by the Voyager Episode “Tuvix”

Just the two of us, Neelix and Tuvok

I see planet and its flowers
And all the medicinal powers
As Tuvoc and I trade barbs again
So beaming up we have some times
One together body and minds
And all of the sudden I’m in  you
Just the two of us
We can make this spaceship fly
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Merged together as one guy
Just the two of us
You and I

So we have to pick a name
But it isn’t a fun game
Cause Neelix and Tuvoc just don’t jive
So we try some just for kicks
We come up with the name Tuvix
Together our minds are sharp so far

Just the two of us
We can make this spaceship fly
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
With a sparkle in our eye
Just the two of us
You and I

Kess she starts to fall in love
However she can’t let go of
The fact that Tuvok has wife
In the mess hall by and large
Tuvix rescues and takes charge
Making better food than Neelix ever did

Janeway uses the hypo spray
the isotopes come into play
Neelix and Tuvok are their own guys

Just the two of us
We can make this spaceship fly
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
We used to be a flower and two guys
Just the two of us
You and I

The Enterprise

The Brady Bunch theme song has been spoofed more times than I care to admit. When Rico reviewed Mudd’s Women, I just couldn’t resist. And there you have it.

Till the one day when the ladies batted  lashes
and Kirk he saw through Harry’s little lies
He’d give the girls away to some miners
Jail Harry and fly the Enterprise
The Enterprise, the Enterprise
That’s the ship they like to call the Enterprise