Star Trek Parodies by Rick Moyer

With a heavy heart I finished the parody song What does Spock Say? Finding out about the passing of Leonard Nimoy was sad.  He seemed like a great guy and I enjoyed the hours of entertainment he brought me.  He will truly missed!!!  SO in the meantime, let’s dance to the parody song…

Play the song HERE

WHAT DOES SPOCK SAY
parody by Rick Moyer

Riker Jokes
Troi reads minds
Worf he grunts
And Wesley he annoys
Obrien Beams
Geordi’s blind
and Crusher has red hair

Bones Says Jim
Scotty drinks
Picard says Make it so so so
But there’s one guy that’s always logical
What’s the Spock say?

Big Blue Shirt
Pointy Ears
Quoting stats
and no emotions
Tricorder
Those eyebrows
The science Officer
Your skin is green
with cold blood
You would dare to analyze
but if you meet
an alien

How will you communicate?
by mind mind mind mind meld
mind mind mind mind meld
How will you speak to that

Hor Hor Hor Hor ta
Hor Hor Hor Hor ta

What does the Spock Say

The secret of Mr. Spock across the galaxy,
leaving he knows
I know half human
Will the Vulcans be
our logical friends
you’ll always be a mystery
what will you be?
You joined the Federation
And left your Vulcan planet
Joined up with Kirk
The rest they say is history
Vulcan history

Play the song HERE

The episode “Galaxy’s Child” from the TNG crew was a great time.  Space creatures, holodeck confrontations, C-Section Phasers, it had everything.  Had to do a parody for you on one of my favorite episodes.  Thanks Rico Dostie of Treks In Sci Fi for reviewing this episode!

She don’t love Geordie
Parody of Van Halen’s “You really got me now”
Lyrics and singing by Rick Moyer

Uh!

Leah, at Starbase Three Thirteen
We picked you up so you could see our engines

Leah, you changed your hair you know
On the holodeck you were out of sight!

Leah you are quite rude to me
Not even giving me the time of day

Leah, come dine in with me
I’ll make us dinner how bout Fungilli?

She don’t love Geordie
She don’t love Geordie
She don’t love Geordie

Picard explores an Alien
He shoots it dead in space but inside
There’s a baby whatchumacallit
They do a C-Section and it survives
The thing it latches on to them
and tries to nurse the Enterprise
Meanwhile in the Jeffries Tube
Geordie makes his moves on ms. Brahams

She don’t love Geordie
She don’t love Geordie
She don’t love Geordie

You’re married oh no! AH
Now we’ve got to team on up
and stop the baby from draining our power
Now to the astroid field
We’ve got to find a way for them to leave
Back on the holodeck
Leah freaks on Geordi’s fantasy
The two they reconcile their fears
Team up and change the power frequency
They soured the milk
They soured the milk
They soured the milk

Oh

Oh Oh Oh

With all the speculation of who the new Star Trek villain is, I figured I jump in and do a parody for the fun of it.  I used another Ting Ting’s song, this time  “That’s not my name” and had to put in as many movie bad guys from Star Trek that I could.  It was a lot of fun, and believe it or not, it was a tough one to do.  As much as the Ting Ting’s are bubble gum music, they are tough to re-create.  Yikes.  Well, it doesn’t help that I’m a guy… oh well, I hope you laugh as much as I did putting this together.  HA!

Play song HERE

JJ’s to Blame
A parody of That’s not my name by the Ting Tings

Sung and Lyric by Rick Moyer

So much confusion to string you along
It’s difficulty not sure it’s too fun, and uh
I’m super human, a star trek villain
on the Internet now, no one’s chill in…

Holding back from fandom, no spoilers
Don’t want to be a re hash Kirk he kicks some… OH NO!
They never really say my name at all, but there’s tons to consider so what’s my name? ame, ame ame

They call me Mudd

They Call me Shinzon

They Call me Nero

They Call me Harrison

That’s not my name

Of Star Trek Fame

That’s Not my name

JJ’s to blame

They call me God

Face lift Ru’afo

Space Probe Veger

they call me Kruge

That’s not my name

Of Star Trek Fame

That’s Not my name

JJ’s to blame

Since the Prime Universe is not at all

I ‘m the last fan standing out in the hall, and I

Better get a grip, open up my mind

I may just find that I have a good time now

So eat your popcorn forget what people say

Enjoy the movie come on, more trek  Oh no!

Don’t care who’s the villain

either way in this universe he won’t be the same ame, ame ame

They call me Mudd

They Call me Borg

They Call me Kahn

They Call me Chang

That’s not my name

Of Star Trek Fame

That’s Not my name

JJ’s to blame

They call me Soren

Face lift Ru’afo

Space Probe Veger

they call me Sybock

That’s not my name

Of Star Trek Fame

That’s Not my name

JJ’s to blame

GUY PART:

It’s just a movie folks, to entertain us hope, we simply pay the bucks, and then line up,

Got get my fix of the Star Trek Kirk and Spock, Don’t forget the doc, and Chekov too, is Scotty stuck in the engine room?, does sulu get a sword?, or we all be bored, with the new movie, is it a plot rehash? I guess we’ll have to see at last.

Are you calling me Noonian ?

or are you calling me John Harrison

Are you calling me Noonian?

They call me Mudd

They Call me Borg

They Call me Kahn

They Call me Chang

That’s not my name

Of Star Trek Fame

That’s Not my name

JJ’s to blame

They call me Soren

Face lift Ru’afo

Probe Whale

they call me Sybock

That’s not my name

Of Star Trek Fame

That’s Not my name

JJ’s to blame

They call me Mudd

They Call me Borg

They Call me Kahn

They Call me Chang

That’s not my name

Of Star Trek Fame

That’s Not my name

JJ’s to blame

They call me Soren

Face lift Ru’afo

Space Probe Veger

they call me Sybock

That’s not my name

Of Star Trek Fame

That’s Not my name

JJ’s to blame

They call me Mudd

They Call me Shinzon

They Call me Nero

They Call me Harrison

That’s not my name

Of Star Trek Fame

That’s Not my name

JJ’s to blame

They call me God

Face lift Ru’afo

Space Probe Veger

they call me Kruge

That’s not my name

Of Star Trek Fame

That’s Not my name

JJ’s to blame

It’s that time of year and I want wish everyone a nerdy Christmas and Techie New Year…  Don’t miss out on all the fun at the holiday geeky website from a few years ago… MERRY TREKMAS!  Free Trekmas music for you and yours!  I moved all the files over to a new server, just click here http://www.merrytrekmas.com

There are over 15 FREE Merry Trekmas songs.  ENJOY!

Binary Guys
September 16th, 2012

Play Binary Guys HERE

Binary Guys
A parody of American Pie
Lyrics and sung by Rick Moyer

A numbered  title on the show
I can still remember how
A refit of the enterprise computer style
The crew they had to leave yes all
Walk across the Space dock hall
And hang out on the starbase for a while
We left the ship to pasty twins
Dressed in valore  with tiny chins
Wesley tried to talk to them
Were they women were they men?
They told us they were bianaries
Worked in pairs and weren’t real hairy
But something didn’t  feel right inside
The day they stole the Enterprise

Chorus:
So My oh my Binary Guys
Had to hide, stole a ride or they could all die
Fooled Picard and Riker In a holodeck high
sayin’ Lets go to warp speed and let’s fly
Lets go to warp speed and let’s fly

So do you remember the look on their face
When the Enterprise shot into space?
Data freaked and Geordie looked concerned
And also the guy that looked like the Captain
Was completely baffled at what happened
They plotted the course to the Binary home world
Well back on the ship things were set
Riker visited the Holodeck
Met a girl that made him dance
The holodeck enhanced
He was number one but all alone
Till he met this girl and played his trombone
To Jazz music with a disco ball
The day they stole the ship

Chorus

It turns out there computer’s broke
Yet they are a peculiar folk
Instead of asking they simply take
And with their planet dying nothing live
They use the ship as a big hard drive
To reboot the planet make it alive
And while the guys they hedged their bet
Riker danced with Minnuette
French Speaking with Picard
Distracting thems not hard
And while Speeding at Warp Speed Nine
Making up for borrowed time
A justified thieving crime
The day they stole the ship

Chorus

Picard and Riker recognized the ruse
Questioned Min for some news
She just smiled and told them what she knew
They went up to the Bridge then fast
And found the Binaries crashed
They saw  they had to work as a team
And on the planet they sprang to life
The deadened computers turned on their lights
Computer language was spoken
They fixed all that had broken
But when Riker searched just  as he feared
His  perfect lady disappeared
I think it’s why he grew a beard
The day they stole the ship
They were singing

So My oh my Binary Guys
Had to hide, stole a ride or they could all die
Fooled Picard and Riker In a holodeck high
Lets go to warp speed and let’s fly
Lets go to warp speed and let’s fly (2X)

I was privileged to get to write a fun parody song for the TREKMATE PODATHON.  Here it is and the cool little segments that I did on the making of.

 Play Party Spock Anthem NOW!

PARTY Spock
parody of Party Rock Anthem
lyrics and vocals by Rick & Amy Moyer 

YEA
Whoa!
LET’S GO!
Party Spock is on the ship tonight
Everybody have a logical time
And he’s gonna make you use your mind
Everybody make the Vulcan Sign

Party Spock is on the ship tonight
Everybody have a logical time
And he’s gonna make you use your mind

He just wants to hear you!

Quote Stats

In the blue party spock, lookin’ in his light
That Geeky jock (huh) non stop GPS the spot
Chekov sets the course like it’s all he’s got
His skin is green in any light
Tight shirt, brows cocked to the left and right
Half this half that, not a monster

Peace Long life, live long and prosper

Yo!
I’m running through these corridors on fire
Hangin with Kirk Homie no I can not be a liar
We party Spock yea! that’s the crew that I’m a servin
Let’s fly the Enterprise now, stop that swervin
Hey!

Party Spock is on the ship tonight
Everybody have a logical time
And he’s gonna make you use your mind
Everybody make the Vulcan Sign

Let’s go
Party Spock is on the ship tonight
Everybody have a logical time
And he’s gonna make you use your mind

He just wanna hear you!

Quote Stats

Every day I’m shuttling
shuttling shuttling

Beam up fast and be the first to make me share this glass
Romulan Ale don’t be mad, now stop, emotions are bad
Trouble is up Ahead
(To the stars)

Boldly going instead
(Don’t mess around)
We just wanna see
(Explorin’  now)
Warp Speed Factor Three
(You’re cruising now)

Fingers Spread out now, raise one hairy eyebrow{x3}
Put your hands up now salute [x2]
Get up [x9]
Put your hands up now salute, now salute
Put your hands up! [x4]

Party Spock is on the ship tonight
Everybody have a logical time
And he’s gonna make you use your mind
Everybody make the Vul, Vul, Vul can Sign

Quote Stats!
Every day I’m Shuttling
Put your Put your
Put your Put your (Yeah Yeah)
Put your Put your (Whoa!)
Put your Put your
Put your hands up
Your hands up
Put your hands up every day I’m shuttling

BEHIND THE SCENES MAKING OF SPECIAL PLAYED ON THE TREKMATE PODCAST

segment 1 party spock

segment 2 party spock

segment 3 party spock

segment 4 party spock

segment 5 with song party spock

Congratulations to Rico Dostie and his Treks in Sci Fi Podcast!  THE BIG 7 years.

In honor of that occasion I parodied Stairway to Heaven with–

Recording his Podcast for Seven.

PLAY SONG HERE

Recording his podcast for Seven

A parody of “Stairway To Heaven” by Led Zeppelin
words by Rick Moyer, sung by Rick Moyer

There’s a guy we all know, loves sci fi shares his show

Been recording his podcast for seven
When he podcasts he knows all the geeks in Starfleet clothes
With a word he wins collectibles on Ebay
Ooo been recording his podcast for seven

There’s some swords on his wall, as you walk down his hall
Cause you know he likes both star franchises
Every week on the net the audio is sent
and the masses all download his podcast

oh and he makes me listen
oh and he makes me listen

He covers news and info, and the stuff we need to know

Our iPods are full of great content
In my thoughts I have seen, the Gorn and ladies that are green
Cardassians, Klingons and Humans

Oooooh he makes me listen
Oooo he really makes me listen

And it’s whispered that soon, that we won’t just reach the moon
and the rover on Mars is just beginning
Guys like Rico and our friends, exploring to the end
Cause we all know that life exists out there

wwooh ooo oooo ooooooo

If there’s a problem with your bandwidth, don’t be alarmed now
400 programs you can access
Yes there are more hosts than just Rico, such a cool guy
He shares the cast with all his friends

And he makes me listen

Your head is humming with your ear buds, in case you don’t know
The leaders’ calling you to join him
Dear person, can you see where we go, and did you know
We all hang out on the forum, ohhhhhohhohhh

And as we fly on through the years

Warp speed and facing all our fears

There surfs a guy that we all know

week after week he does the show

That makes us laugh & cheer and dream

And if you listen very hard

You’ll hear that we are all just one

And we’re Orbiting the sun

That Treks in sci fi is so much fun!

Been recording his podcast for seven.

What Star Parody site would be complete without an AC/DC parody?  Here it is in all it’s Next Generation Glory…

TNG
 

Play TNG here

To the tune of TNT by AC/DC
words and sung by Rick Moyer

See the newer crew in space
On your colour TV screen
They built a whole new  TV set
If you know what I mean

Deanna to the left of me
And Riker to my right
Aint got no Kirk, Aint got no Spock
Just some Romulans to fight

‘Cause we’re T.N.G
on Saturday Night
T.N.G
And we’re outta site!
T.N.G
A brand new Enterprise
T.N.G
What a great surprise!

We’re newer, cooler, with a bigger ship
Gotta Klingon on board
A lady doctor and security cheif
and a visor man named Laforge

So warm up your warp core, and warm up your cards
Watch out for Wesely and  Captain Picard
There’s a new crew in town
So don’t you mess  around

‘Cause we’re T.N.G
on Saturday Night
T.N.G
And we’re outta site!
T.N.G
A brand new Enterprise
T.N.G
What a great surprise!

‘Cause we’re T.N.G
with that Android guy
T.N.G
Data’s got our eye
T.N.G
A brand new Enterprise
T.N.G
Rodenberry surprise!

January 15th, 2012
Get back Janeway

Play Get Back Janeway RIGHT HERE

Get Back Janeway
A parody of Get Back by the Beatles
Lyrics and sung by Rick Moyer

Janeway was a captain from the federation
Chasing folks in the Badlands
Janeway got her ship clear into the Delta
Quadrant in the caretakers hands

Get back, get back
Get back to the alpha quadrant
Get back, get back
Get back to the alpha quadrant
Get back, Janeway
Go home

Get back, get back
Get back to the alpha quadrant
Get back, get back
Get back to the alpha quadrant
Get back, Cap

Aliens come along and try to get ‘em closer
But something’s always a miss
Shavin’ off the years tryin to use the slipstream
But it always goes like this

Get back, get back
Get back to the alpha quadrant
Get back, get back
Get back to the alpha quadrant
Get back, Chakoty
Go home

Get back, get back
Get back to the alpha quadrant
Get back, get back
Get back to the alpha quadrant
Oooh…

Get back, Janeway
Mark is waiting for you
Raisin’ those puppies on his own
With Reg trying to get you home
Get back home Janeway

Get back, get back
Get back to the alpha quadrant Get back, get back
Get back, back to the alpha quadrant

It’s the most trektactular time of the year

play It’s the most trektactular time of the year

It’s The most Trektacular time of the year
lyrics and sung by Rick Moyer

It’s the most trektacular time of the year
When the Borg come attacking
The Klingons are packing and Romulans sneer
It’s the most trektacular time of the year

It’s the class classiest series you know
With those ships that are flying and people all trying
To boldly go
It’s the class classiest series you know
There’ll be tricorders reading
And Tribbles a feeding
New life forms to see on the way
There’ll be planets for searching
And bridges a jerking
As forces unknown come to play
It’s the most trektacular time of the year
There’ll be much to discover
An alien lover
And blue looking beer
It’s the most trektacular time of the year
There’ll be tricorders reading
And tribbles a feeding
New life forms to see on the way
Therel be planets for searching
And bridges a jerking
As forces unknown come to play
It’s the most trektacular time of the year
There’ll be re runs for viewing
technobabble spewing
and big pointy ears
It’s the most trektacular time of the year
It’s the most trektacular time of the year

It’s the most trektacular time of the year

It’s the most trektacular time of the year