Star Trek Parodies by Rick Moyer

It’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas

Dec 4th, 2011

Play or download it’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas HERE

It’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas
words and sung by Rick Moyer 

It’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas
As we boldly go
Starfleet women and the men, all going at warp factor 10
Making friends with alien races just to know

It’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas
On the planet to which we beam
There’s foam made into  rocks and science officer Spock
On our own away team

Romulan ale a face that is pale
A galaxy full of stars
Planets with life and peace from the strife
A colony settled on Mars
The prime directive keeps us all from going way to far

It’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas
As we boldly go
There’s a ship in the shuttle bay the kind that will fly away
That we can go to san Francisco Bay
It’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas
There’s nothing that we can’t do
Take a seat in the captains chair and lets go see what’s out there
Discover civilizations that are new

Play Thank God I’m a Star Trek Boy HERE

Thank God I’m a Star Trek Boy
A parody of Thank God I’m a Country Boy by John Denver
Lyrics and sung by Rick Moyer

Well life as a geek is kind of laid back
Ain’t nothin like an OS that I can’t hack
I actually know the difference between pc and a Mac
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Every time it’s on I can’t help my self
I set the DVR even though there on my shelf
I’ve seen them all many times their good or my health
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Well I got me a phaser got me a tribble
When Kirk’s on the tube I just have to giggle
Life ain’t nothin but a space opera riddle
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Well the votes still out for Picard or Kirk
They both have their strong points that all kind of work
One likes to talk the others just a jerk
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

The enterprise d looks like a lot of fun
But classic is the good old 1701
Both have torpedoes and phaser gun
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Well I got me a phaser got me a tribble
When Kirk’s on the tube I just have to giggle
Life ain’t nothin but a space opera riddle
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Well there’s TOS and TNG
DS9 and Voyager you see
Enterprise and the cartoon series
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

To boldly go where no one’s gone before
Going on adventures strange new world’s and more
I love every hour cause I’m a trekkie to the core
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Well I got me a phaser got me a tribble
When kirks on the tube I just have to giggle
Life ain’t nothin but a space opera riddle
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Yeah the movies are good the even ones the best
But I watch em all cause I like all rest
Every single one puts the crew to the test
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Now spending all money on merchandise
I bought another collectible against my wife’s advice
But seriously to me it’s worth the price!
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Well I got me a phaser got me a tribble
When Kirk’s on the tube I just have to giggle
Life ain’t nothin but a space opera riddle
Wooooo! Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Starfleet Uniforms-
sung to the tune of Halleljuah

Play Starfleet Uniforms Here

Starfleet Uniforms

When I was a kid I watched this show
It was full of people that would boldly go
But not many people cared for science fiction
Their five year mission they went before
impulse, stand still and warp factor four
But I really really wanted their uniform

Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, uniforms…

On TOS, Gold, Blue and Red
But if you were an extra that meant you were dead
and the girls they all wore miniskirts in rare form
If you were Kirk and fighting the Gorn
Every week your shirt would be torn
But week after week we’d still come back for the uniforms

Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, uniforms…

Well in TNG they kept pulling them down
and in later years they enlarged their gowns
Deanna was asked by Captain Gelico to go norm
Remember Picard in Darmok they wrote
Introduced his cool away team coat
And somehow Warf’s hair would grow with his uniform

Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, uniforms…

On Deep Space nine, not like the others
They fooled us all and flip flopped the colors
And aliens wore cool suits like our friend Morn
Sisko may have shaved his head
But ODO shifted his clothes instead
And Kira wore a tight red uniform

Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, uniforms…

That leaves us with just two to go
Voyager and Archer’s show
Seven of Nine and T’pal in those cat suits they wore
Running around in their underwear cute
Always in there mathing blue jump suits
Every show had a slightly different uniform

Starfleet Uniform, Starfleet Uniform, Starfleet Uniform, Uniform

September 25th, 2011

AWFUL EPISODE

Play Awful Episode Here

Amy and I got to guest host the Treks in Sci Fi Podcast this weekend and we covered the episode called Shades of Gray.  It is a TNG clip episode that is rated among the worst Trek episodes ever made.. but to their credit, it wasn’t that bad!  So Amy and I discussed it at length and really enjoyed the show.  I had to parody the fact that I like Star Trek even if it’s a cheesy episode.. so I took the Rolling Stones song “It’s only Rock and Roll” and made it into  “Awful Episode”  hehehe.  Enjoy!

Awful Episode
A parody of the Rolling Stones “It’s only Rock n Roll”
Lyrics and singing by Rick Moyer

If I could watch any show on the telly

And be all warm inside
It would satisfy ya, never slide on by ya
Cause in Picard I would confide, I would confide

If nothing is on ya, but the cravin is strong ya

Even if it’s a clunker you see
I’d watch it just the same cause it Trek not lame
I’d boldly go cause that’s me, that’s meeee.

I said I know, It’s an awful episode but I like it.
I said I know it’s an awful episode but I like it, Star Trek, yes, I do.
Oh well I like it, It’s Star Trek, I like it,
I said can’t you see this boy loves Starfleet?

If I had to give up some of the collection
You could take a lot from me
Have my BSG take Firefly from me
But The Enterprise it stays with me, don’t take my Trek from me

Even if the plot is pointless and dumb
Or the continuity is changed
Something’s so alluring, Cause Trek is quite assuring
Am I a fanboy and deranged? I’m deranged.

I said I know, It’s an awful episode but I like it.

I said I know it’s an awful episode but I like it, Star Trek, yes, I do.
Oh well I like it, It’s Star Trek, I like it,
I said can’t you see this boy loves Starfleet?

And do I think it’s the only franchise town?
Well for me even if it sucks, I’ll keep it around

I said I know, It’s an awful episode but I like it.
I said I know it’s an awful episode but I like it, Star Trek, yes, I do.
Oh well I like it, It’s Star Trek, I like it,

August 7th, 20011

Smoke on the Planet
a parody of Deep Purple’s Smoke on the Water

PLAY SMOKE ON THE PLANET
It was fun to watch Captain Kirk battle the Smoke/Cloud monster that smelled like honey.  The episode Obsession begged a parody song.. and so here it is…

SMOKE ON THE PLANET
A parody of Smoke on the Water by Deep Purple
lyrics and sung by Rick Moyer

ON 3619.2
A survey on Argus V
The planet rich in tritanium
A substance harder than diamonds
The captain smells a sweetness
And orders the ensigns around
He says fire on the cloud red shirts
But then he finds them on the ground
Smoke on the Planet, a monster in disguise

Smoke on the Planet

Big white cloud

It sucked out the corpuscles
Left the ensigns dead cept Rizzo
The Captain says it’s familiar
That the dr. Search records of the Farragut
Rizzo dies and Garrovick
His best buddy wants revenge
So they all beam down again to search
And the cloud attacks them again

Smoke on the Planet, monster in disguise

Big white cloud

Now Kirk he’s getting obsessed
With the killing of this blip
The Cloud it goes to warp eight
Then turns back on their ship
McCoy and Spock they question
But in the end they trust ol Kirk
The blow it up with anti matter
It’s the only thing that works
Smoke on the Planet, A monster in the sky

Play the song Without Old Landru Here

Rico Dostie from www.treksinscifi.com covered the episode of the original Star Trek series called “Return of the Archons”  It was  an episode that freaked me out as a kid, but as an adult I appreciated it’s message and cool sci fi elements.  So, I had to do a parody of U2’s With Or Without You, and it became Without Old Landru.  ENJOY!

Without Old Landru

Parody of U2’s with or without you
By Rick Moyer

See the brown robes really thick
See the hollow big long sticks
And they serve Landru

Sulu underneath his charm
The population he does harm
And they serve, Landru

It’s all about Landru
It’s all about Landru

The Red hour comes and then they all
Lose control for Festival
And They serve Landru

It’s all about Landru
It’s all about Landru
They can’t live
without Old Landru

Are you part of the body
Are you part of the body
Are you part
Are you part
Are you part of the body

Kirk he tries
And tricks Landru with his mind
Sparks they all fly
Nothing left of him…

And they blew Landru away
And they blew Landru away
And they blew
And they blew
And they blew Landru away

Was all about Landru
Was all about Landru
Beta Three without Ol Landru
Without old Landru

 Woooo ooooooooooooo X3

It’s all about Landru
It’s all about Landru
They can’t live
without Old Landru

Jump on Through

Play Jump on Through
Who can forget the classic Star Trek TOS episode with Mr. Atoz?  Captain Kirk, the dr and Spock beam down to a library that can send you all over the place by jumping through a portal.  Thus the parody of the Beatles song “love me do” was born, it’s now “Jump on through”  Enjoy!

Jump on Through
To the tune of the Beatles “Love me do”
Lyrics and sung by Rick Moyer

Jump Jump on Through
You know  you need to
The Enterprise Crew
So Please
Jump on through
Woah jump on through

Jump Jump on through
Sarpadions too
First Kirk then the two
So please , jump on through
Oh jump on through

Mr. Atoz insists
Pick a world new
You don’t have time
Now get on through

Jump jump on through
The Portal is true
Zarebeth falls for you
So please jump on through

Jump Jump on through
MCcoy he saves you
And Kirk gets back too
So please Jump on through
Whoa jump on through
Yeah, Jump on through
Whoa , oh. Jump on through.

Play Make It So by Rick Moyer

Make it so

Original song written and recorded by Rick Moyer

Imagine my thrill when on my TV
Star Trek was coming back and it would be weekly!
This time they would have a whole new crew
The sky was the limit on the things they would do

 With a bald headed captain Who loved Shakespeare
And quirky first officer with a solid career
The security chick with a green uniform on
And later on replaced by a butt head Klingon

Chorus

They say all good things must come to and end
But when it was over I lost a best friend
A comfort to watch seven years in a row
And week after week we would make it so

Make it so

 A cosmic cheerleader that could read our mind
A Doctor with hair that changed color all of the time
The engineer that wore a barrette on his eyes
And a boy wonder that would save all our lives

 An android  Pinocchio with Robot like distractions
Longing to be human but can’t use a  contraction
An Irish chief that keeps the transporter a flyin’
With Keico and Molly the family Obrien

 They say all good things must come to and end
But when it was over I lost a best friend
A comfort to watch seven years in a row
And week after week we would make it so

Make it so

 The villains each week were a must see to
From Romulans, Ferangis and the ultimate Q
Cardassians, Shelliack, whatever they were on
Resistance was futile To the Borg automaton

 The ship was run tight with Jean Luc at the head
And every single officer did just what he said
Like a family in space we would watch them every week
To uphold the prime directive and new life to seek

 So thanks for your friendship Captain Jean Luc Picard
Give my best to Riker and the crew that you Guard
What a cool old ship the  Enterprise D
You were the best television a person could see

Goodbye Dr. Beverly, Data and Yar
Deanna, Wesley & Worf in the 10 forward bar
Geordie keep her running, Rodenberry’s creation
Cause now that it’s over I miss the next Generation

They say all good things must come to and end
But when it was over I lost a best friend
A comfort to watch seven years in a row
And week after week we would make it so

We would make it so

When Data was linked up by Geordie

Fist Full of Data’s is such a great episode of Star Trek TNG.  Not only do we get to see the “Ancient West” but Worf as a sherrif!  Fantastic!  Watch out, there’s trouble in the Holodeck sub routines!

When Data was linked up by Geordie
A parody of Charlie Daniel’s “The devil went down to Georgia”
Lyrics by Rick Moyer, sung by Rick Moyer

When Data was linked up by Geordie they were looking for a back up live
He would be used, neural network fused a fancy space hard drive
When Worf barges in to the captains room and tries to make work a lot
And the captain put his flute on down and said Worf let me tell you what:
It’s time for a vacation, I know you need one too
So stop your work, quit being a jerk, boy   don’t make me order you
Now you work hard like a warrior boy, but you live with someone else too
I’ll bet a fella not old, against your code, wants to spend time with you

The boy said, I’ve got it all planned out, with Barklay it might be a wreck
Let’s see who we arrest in the Ancient West on the Enterprises  Holodeck

Data link your neural net and Geordie tell Picard
The system has been overloaded Data’s speaking bizarre
And if we turn the holdeck off, before the stories done
But then we lose the Father and the son….

Sheriff Worf got his first case and said “your coming with me you know”
And Eli knew what he was gonna do said “better let me go”
He smirked at them in his jail cell and said with an evil hiss
My Pa will be joined by a band of thugs and they’ll all  sound something like this

In the local saloon Senior Frank he said, Sheriff give me back my son
Worf says no, but where’d his deputy go? The kidnap has been done

Problem in the core, of the main machine
trouble in the holodeck sub routine
Data’s showin up as the characters too
Can we fix the program, what do we do?

Counselor Darango helps Sheriff Worf make a little trade
Meeting in the street, it was really neat he wasn’t even afraid
Turning on his shield he saves the day and says’ never come back now get”
Miss Annie  hugs Worf and the Enterprise flies off into the sunset.

Problem in the core, of the main machine
trouble in the holodeck sub routine
Data’s showin up as the characters too
Can we fix the program, what do we do?

Return to Tomorrow was one of the coolest Star Trek episodes ever. I just couldn’t resist writing a parody to go along with Billy Squire’s “Everybody wants you” I put in the lyrics, “Switching minds with Sargon” and it worked. Enjoy!

Switching minds with Sargon
Parody of “Everybody wants you” by Billy Squire
Sung by Rick Moyer

Readings growing up ahead in the night
Ship is further with a planet that is in  sight
Big strong voice we hear with reverb
Ancient beings Hoping that we have the Nerve

Beam us on down, get to know our cool place
Help us all out before we lose our whole race
Let us build some bots, ‘for our minds are all gone
Let us use your bods, switching minds with Sargon

They need the help and Kirk can’t say no
What it will do, nobody can really know
So on to sick bay where the transfer is done
They come to life and the trouble it’s just begun, yeah

Messin’ with her mind ol  nurse Chapel is duped
Henoch sets it up to kill Sargon to boot
Fallin’ for Thalassa and the things they will do
Henoch fools them all- Switching minds with Sargon

Switching minds with ancients
Globes for their containment
Sargon really needs  you, leads you, bleeds you

Oh the confusion of keeping the crew
With all the kissing they, passing up their feelings too
They got the body, but their feeling real poor
Their dream of robots is going right out the door
Sargon’s dead and Thalassa she tries
To keep her woman’s body and on McCoy she relies
Henoch gets injected with the poison and’s gone
Spock comes back to life, Switching minds with Sargon

Everybody’s Sargon, Everybody’s Sargon