Star Trek Parodies by Rick Moyer

Geekiest Things

Geekiest Things
Parody of My favorite things
Lyrics and sung by Rick Moyer

Startrek on Cable and Movies in Imax
Iphones with apps that don’t require payback
static free packages complete with bling
These are a few of my geekiest things

Cream colored towers with drives that play blue ray
Cell phones with touch screens and Xbox that we play
Sci fi is playing a monster that stings
These are a few of my geekiest things

Big screens that play at a high resolution
Cars that use electric to save on pollution
My que on Netflix just what does it bring
These are a few of my geekiest things….

I’ve got terabytes
when the ipod sings
when I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my geekiest things
and then I don’t feel so bad.

 we’re all just waiting for the new movie
Kirk and the crew are young hey they are groovy
Enterprise being built in drydock things
these are a few of my geekiest things

 Doing the Vulcan salute to my family
a life size Jean Luc cardboard cutout standing
Watching the reruns yes I have them for free
these are a few of my geekiest things.

 Logging on to the Treks in sci fi forum
chatting with geeky friends what a decorum
Writing a character in RPG
these are a few of my geekiest things…

 When it’s Sunday
Rico’s fun day
When I’m feeling sad
I simply downloade my favorite cast
and then I don’t feel so bad

 Merry Christmas Treks in Sci Fi!

We will Spock You

Watching the original series of Star Trek is such a treat. One of my favorite characters was the green blooded alien/half human SPOCK! This song goes out to my homie Spock, may he live long and prosper! Enjoy Queen’s We will rock you, now affectionatley named “We will Spock you!

We will, we will Spock you!

Buddy you’re a tall man thin man flyin in a ship gonna take the Universe one day
You work in space with captain what’s his face, wavin’ tricorders all over the place

We will we will Spock you!

Buddy your smart man, science man, every seven years goin through pon far that day
you got green in your blood, Kirk’s your bud, puttin’ McCoy back into his place

We will we will Spock you!

Sing it

Everybody

RPG WRITER

Kenny and Jen are the moderators of the Treks In Sci Fi RPG Star Trek game. They are pretty darn amazing, and to their credit the game simply rocks! We have so many talented writers that work on the script of the show that I just had to do a tribute for them all. So thanks to the Beattle’s Paperback Writer, I thought I would write and sing all about the RPG writer. Enjoy.

RPG  writer (rpg writer)
Parody of Paper back writer (paperback writer) by the Beatles
lyrics and sung by Rick Moyer
Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my post?
It took me days to write, Now I’ve got to baost
I made my character up and I gave them a name

So  I need an idea, so I want to be a RPG writer
rpg writer.
It’s a grity story bout big space ship
In the starfleet setting yeah it’s a hit
Season eight in the mirror universe
It’s a cool story for a RPG writer
RPG writer.

RPG  writer (RPG writer)

It’s hundreds of pages, give or take a few
On the Interenet  in a week or two.
We can make it longer if we join our posts,
I can change it round and I want to be a rpg  writer,
rpg writer.

If you really like it you can start right in
Email Kenny or Jen, get your starfleet pin

Write each day and make the story soar
But I need to post and I want to be an RPG  writer,
RPG writer.

RPG writer (RPG Writer)

RPG writer (RPG Writer)

RPG writer (RPG Writer)

I’ve Got Trek under my Skin

My friend Rob from Orlando, Metron7 on the Treks in Sci Fi Forums, did an arrangement of “I’ve got you under my skin” with his cool keyboards. Anyway, he let me use it as a soundtrack for my version called “I’ve got Trek under my skin” I will be posting the Bill Murray remix in a few days, and think you will get a kick out of it! Rico is reviewing the DS9 episode “His Way” and with Vic Fontain being on the show, I just couldn’t resist! Thanks Rob for everything, and I hope everyone enjoys this!

TNG

AC/DC can play four chords like no other band. I’m not much into them anymore, but some of their classics live on. Rico covered the very first episode of Star Trek the Next Generation at Treks In Sci Fi and inspired me to do a Star Trek parody song to AC/DC’s song TNT. As I started humming the song, TNG seemed most appropriate. I remember watching the premier and just being giddy. The Enterprise was back, but this time it had a whole new crew! OH BOY!  We would huddle around our TV set on Saturday nights to catch the latest installment of Star Trek: The Next Generation. So I borrowed some clips from the show Encounter at Farpoint, added some from another episdoe and then tried to put as much grit into my voice as possilbe. Yes, my throat was sore for the evening after recording. What came out is what you hear! 🙂 So enjoy this week’s song called “TNG” it’s outta site!

T.N.G.

See the newer crew in space
On your colour TV screen
They built a whole new  TV set
If you know what I mean

Deanna to the left of me
And Riker to my right
Aint got no Kirk, Aint got no Spock
Just some Romulans to fight

‘Cause we’re T.N.G
on Saturday Night
T.N.G
And we’re outta site!
T.N.G
A brand new Enterprise
T.N.G
What a great surprise!

We’re newer, cooler, with a bigger ship
Gotta Klingon on board
A lady doctor and security cheif
and a visor man named Laforge

So warm up your warp core, and warm up your cards
Watch out for Wesely and  Captain Picard
There’s a new crew in town
So don’t you mess  around

‘Cause we’re T.N.G
on Saturday Night
T.N.G
And we’re outta site!
T.N.G
A brand new Enterprise
T.N.G
What a great surprise!

‘Cause we’re T.N.G
with that Android guy
T.N.G
Data’s got our eye
T.N.G
A brand new Enterprise
T.N.G
Rodenberry surprise!

Ship in a bottle

This song came about when Angela and Jen hijacked Treks in Sci fi and went for a ride on the Internet. KTRK radio played this hit all about the TNG episode, ship in a bottle. It of course is to the tune of Jim Croce, Time in a bottle. Have fun. 🙂 Ah, yes, I got to use the words Heisenberg Compensators . If that isn’t fun, I don’t know what is.

Ship in a bottle
Sung to the tune of “Time in a bottle” by Jim Croce
 
If I could watch ship in a bottle
The show with James Moriarty
I’d laugh at Barclay
As he stutters to say
You’re aware, this just can’t be.

If I could make photons be solid
The first thing that I’d like to do
Is to help James make Regina for real and then
Again, she could be human too.

 
But the Heisenberg Compensators
Won’t do the things I want to do
Once I enhanced them
Ive tried real hard enough to know
It’s just not really poss-ible
On the Holodeck

If I could play Holmes like ol’ Data
And Geordi would be Watson too
I’d fix the holodeck
So things could be perfect
Just so that they could spend time just the two

But to makes things right we have to fool
And use his ruse to save the duo
And  help them
So we’ll stick them in a fake shuttle
So they can go where they want to go
for a lifetime.

Year Three
http://www.takehimwithyou.com/songs/year3.mp3

Rick Dostie has a wonderful podcast all about Star Trek and Science Fiction. I found out he was doing his third anniversary show and couldn’t resist doing a little tribute to him. It’s to the Beattle’s tune “Let it be” it’s called– It’s year three. Enjoy!

It’s year three
When I find myself wanting geeky goodness, Rico Dostie comes to me,
Casting Treks in  Sci Fi, It’s year three
And in my hour of news and info, Rico’s podcasts speak to me

Casting Treks in sci fi, it’s year three.

It’s year three, it’s year three, it’s year three, it’s year three

Treks in sci fi podcast anniversary

There’s all the geeky sci fi people, on the forum and RPG,

All one big cool family, it’s year three.

For though we may live far apart, we all listen and we agree
Rico, you’re the best it’s year three

It’s year three, it’s year three, it’s year three, it’s year three

Treks in sci fi podcast anniversary

And when next Sunday rolls around, itunes will be so busy
Podcast till tomorrow, it’s year three.

Collectible, and episode reveiws, news made just for me

Treks in sci fi podcast, it’s year three

It’s year three, it’s year three, it’s year three, it’s year three

Listenin to Rico Dostie, happy 3rd anniversary

The Mirror Universe

All through it’s run Star Trek has experimented with the cool Mirror Universe episodes. I’ll never forget the day the crew materialized on the transporter pad to see Spock with a beard! How cool! Anyway, I took Louie Armstrong’s famous rendition of “It’s a wonderful world” and made it to reflect our geekiness. “It’s the mirror universe” after all. 🙂

It’s a Mirror Universe
Parody of “It’s a wondeful world

I see stars that shine and evil too
Spock with a beard
and and Intendant too.
And I think to myself, It’s a Mirror Universe

I see Captain Forest with Hosi in Bed
Archer advancing wanting him dead

And I think to myself, It’s a Mirror Universe

The Chamber of Torture so horrid and grand
Cochran killing Vulcans sted of saluting with his hand
I see duplicates doing things they never would do
Really saying I hate you

I hear Jeniffer crying, I watch Jake go alone
I see Sulu get annoyed and Uhura’s Knife and Song
And I think to myself, It’s a Mirror Universe
yeah, And I think to myself, It’s a Mirror Universe

Gamma Hydra IV
http://www.takehimwithyou.com/songs/gh4.mp3

The Deadly Years is a classic TOS episode where the main cast plus and extra all start to age after being eposed to something or another. The makeup for the time was great, they really made the cast look old. I took the Beatles song “When I’m sixty four” and of course made it a review of the episode. I calle it Gamma Hydra IV. I got to use the word Corbomite.. heheh. I have always wanted to use that. Please enjoy and let me know what you think!

Gamma Hydra IV
to the Tune of When I’m sixty four by the Beatles.

When I get older from something unkown
On Gamma Hydra IV
Will you still be checking on our colony
Routine Visit just to see me?

If we all age to a hundred and three
Would you find the cure?
Will you still test me, hypo inject me
On gamma hydra IV?

oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oooo
You’re infected too, (ah ah ah ah ah)
And if you find the cure,
I won’t die with you.

Forgetting his orders Kirks getting old
Robert Johnson Dies!
Getting arther-itis in his joints and limbs
Something’s giving them prob-o-lims.
The whole away team
except for Checkov
Getting old some more
Will you still test me, hypo inject me
On Gamma Hydra IV?

Lieutenant Galway she really is afraid to go home
scared of waking up
Mcoy will try to save
Thermostat set to 125
The Crew will not Behave

Commodore Stocker meeting with Spock
Says that Kirk’s unfit
You have to hold a hearing to prove otherwise
Urhura, Sulu they Testify

Give me your serum, adreniline rush
Kirk is young like before
The Romulans lose, The Corbomite Ruse
On Gamma Hydra IV.

Hoo!

Another One Becomes Us

Another clip tune, Queen’s huge hit “Another one Bites the dust” gets a makover. In tribute to First Contact, the TNG movie, this is all about the Borg. “Another one becomes us!” Resitance is futile. 🙂

 
How do you think the temparture raised
on decks of Enterprise
They’re grabbing crew members boy it’s sad
and much to their surprise
 
Are you crappy? Are you terrrified?
How long can you resist the Queen?
Out of the alcoves the drones they slip
Picard knows what this means….lookout!

Chorus

Hey!
Oh take it…
Becomes us yeah
Becomes us yeah
 Hey
Another one becomes us
Another one becomes us
Another one becomes us hey hey
Another one becomes us
heyyyyyyyyyyyy! 
Shoot em!
 
There are plenty of ways to assimlate men
and one quite effective
You can tempt
You can mock
You can use your probes and leave him
to the collective
But I’m adapting, yes I’m adapting for you
My technology is all the while
Out of the plasma I can hear you say
Resistence is futile…..