Star Trek Parodies by Rick Moyer

28 Jun

Humans Playing Dom Jot

Author: moyer777 // Category: Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Parodies, TNG

This song was inspired by the TNG episode “Tapestry” I have always enjoyed Pat Benatar, her music rocks, but trying to make Star Trek come alive in it was a challenge. My favorite scene in this particular episode is when the Nausican says.. “Play Dom Jot Humon?” It stuck with me, and well, the rest was history.

Humans Playing Dom Jot
A parody of Hit me with your best shot by Pat Benatar
Sung by Rick Moyer

Well down on a planet you took a shot to your heart
Woke up in the everafter cause Q did his part
That’s ok, your heart was artificial
Cause years ago you lost it when you didn’t play official

Humans playing dom jot
Just some humans playing Dom Jot
Humans playing dom jot
The Nausican way….

You got a chance to do it over Q doesn’t fight fair
But he owed you a favor and saved your derrier
Meeting up with Gordan and your friend named Marty
All so this time you could circumvent the party

Humans playing dom jot
Just some humans playing Dom Jot
Humans playing dom jot
The nausican way….

Kissing on a friend that made her rather blue
Geez Luck Pikard she’s half as young as you
When the Nausicans threatened to kill your friends from the start
you smacked them in the face- but they stabbed you in the heart

Humans playing dom jot
Just some humans playing Dom Jot
Humans playing dom jot
The nausican way….

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23 Jun

Starfleet Uniforms

Author: moyer777 // Category: DS9, songs, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek Parodies, TNG, TOS, Voyager

I remember watching Shrek and hearing the song Hallelujah. Wow, cool tune. So I couldn’t help combine my love for that song and starfleet uniforms. Go figure!

Starfleet Uniforms

Starfleet Uniforms- sung to the tune of Hallelujah

When I was a kid I watched this show
It was full of people that would boldly go
But not many people cared for science fiction
Their five year mission they went before
impulse, stand still and warp factor four
But I really really wanted their uniform

Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, uniforms…

On TOS, Gold, Blue and Red
But if you were an extra that meant you were dead
and the girls they all wore miniskirts in rare form
If you were Kirk and fighting the Gorn
Every week your shirt would be torn
But week after week we’d still come back for the uniforms

Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, uniforms…

Well in TNG they kept pulling them down
and in later years they enlarged their gowns
Deanna was asked by Captain Gelico to go norm
Remember Picard in Darmok they wrote
Introduced his cool away team coat
And somehow Warf’s hair would grow with his uniform

Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, uniforms…

On Deep Space nine, not like the others
They fooled us all and flip flopped the colors
And aliens wore cool suits like our friend Morn
Sisko may have shaved his head
But ODO shifted his clothes instead
And Kira wore a tight red uniform

Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, uniforms…

That leaves us with just two to go
Voyager and Archer’s show
Seven of Nine and T’pal in those cat suits they wore
Running around in their underwear cute
Always in there mathing blue jump suits
Every show had a slightly different uniform

Starfleet Uniform, Starfleet Uniform, Starfleet Uniform, Uniform

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05 Jun

Alteration (parody of Celebration)

Author: moyer777 // Category: Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Parodies, Uncategorized

Alteration (parody of Celebration)
http://www.takehimwithyou.com/songs/alteration.mp3

I love how Star Trek thinks outside of the box. There are many times that Starfleet would have people hidden amont alien cultures. They would alter them to look like the crowd they had hidden in. Well, on a cool Star Trek RPG game that I write in the away team needed to be altered to look like the local population. Thus, the song Celebration came to my head. Talking to my friend Kenny M, we thought it would be funny. Thus Alteration was born. Enjoy.

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16 May

Freakasaurus!!

Author: moyer777 // Category: Original Songs, songs, Star Trek Parodies, Voyager

Freakasaurus!!

One of my favorite Voyager two parters is “Future’s End” – you know, with Starling, The mobile emitter, B sci fi movies, Goliath Gulps, Burritos, militia, it’s all hilarious! When I heard the Rico was coveing it I simply remembered Sarah Silverman calling Tuvok a “Freakasaurus” and thus, this song was born. Heheheh. Enjoy. Yo Yo, Sarah Silverman called you a Freakasaurus!!

Freakasaurus
Original song by Rick Moyer
recorded and sung by Rick Moyer

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

Janeway confronted with a ship that’s out of time
As Voyager goes slippin through with no reason and no rhyme
Back to Earth they stumble with Chronaworx in flux
To meet a guy who steals the future just to make big bucks

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

Tom and Tuvock split apart and visit the museum
As Sarah aka Silverman seems happy just to see him
Looking at the movie posters and watching at the sky
Reporting to a guy names Starling what a creepy guy.

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

Back down at the waterfront Brax is old and crazy
Janeway and Chakoty waste no time at being lazy
They follow to the cardboard hut and listen to his ravings
He shows them all his calculations shoving through is savings.

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

The holographic doctor gets downloaded to his office
Starling starts to torture behavior like apophice
The little metal badge on his shoulder makes it bitter
The doctor can go outside with his mobile type emitter

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

If he tries to steal more secrets the universe will blow|
He can’t make it to the future of this anti matter show
So stop him they must do before it get’s to late
The future of the Federation could really be at stake

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

Tom and Tuvock trying to macqiver a radio
Sitting at a picnic table with quite a ways to go
Goliath Gulps for breakfast as they plot to find the ship
Riding in a V double you she thinks the guys have flipped.

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

Bellana and Chakoty try to use the shuttle craft
But crash land in the dessert man, it’s not a laugh
Militia throws them in the cellar and mocks them just like sin
And when the dr rescues them the bullets run right through him

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

Finally the crew takes charge and they all save the day
As tom says bye to Sarah but she wants to stay and play
The timeline is restored and the ship is what it’s worth
But when they get back home they’re still miles from the Earth.

Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!

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20 Apr

Just the two of us

Author: moyer777 // Category: Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Parodies, Voyager

Just the two of us

This song was inspired by the Voyager Episode “Tuvix”

Just the two of us, Neelix and Tuvok

I see planet and its flowers
And all the medicinal powers
As Tuvoc and I trade barbs again
So beaming up we have some times
One together body and minds
And all of the sudden I’m in you
Just the two of us
We can make this spaceship fly
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Merged together as one guy
Just the two of us
You and I

So we have to pick a name
But it isn’t a fun game
Cause Neelix and Tuvoc just don’t jive
So we try some just for kicks
We come up with the name Tuvix
Together our minds are sharp so far

Just the two of us
We can make this spaceship fly
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
With a sparkle in our eye
Just the two of us
You and I

Kess she starts to fall in love
However she can’t let go of
The fact that Tuvok has wife
In the mess hall by and large
Tuvix rescues and takes charge
Making better food than Neelix ever did

Janeway uses the hypo spray
the isotopes come into play
Neelix and Tuvok are their own guys

Just the two of us
We can make this spaceship fly
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
We used to be a flower and two guys
Just the two of us
You and I

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13 Apr

The Enterprise

Author: moyer777 // Category: Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Parodies, TOS

The Enterprise

The Brady Bunch theme song has been spoofed more times than I care to admit. When Rico reviewed Mudd’s Women, I just couldn’t resist. And there you have it.

Here’s the story of a half whit com man
Who was using up three very lovely girls
All of them looked really young, like super models
All three were popping pills

Here’s the story of a star fleet vessel
That was helmed by a really cool guy name Kirk
They met Harcore Harry Fentom Mudd
But he was quite a jerk!

Till the one day when the ladies batted lashes
and Kirk he saw through Harry’s little lies
He’d give the girls away to some miners
Jail Harry and fly the Enterprise
The Enterprise, the Enterprise
That’s the ship they like to call the Enterprise

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06 Apr

Life is just a holodeck

Author: moyer777 // Category: Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Parodies, TNG

Reginald Barclay is perhaps one of the best reoccuring characters in TNG. What a goofball. I loved this episode of Hollow Pursuits. I loved Aldo Nova growing up and couldn’t resist doing a cover with some clips from this episode, and “Life is just a Holodeck” was born. Enjoy.

Life is just a holodeck (to the tune of Aldo Nova’s “fantasy”)

Reginald, his last name Barclay
On the holodeck again
He escapes into his photons
just cause he doesn’t fit in

He’s got the crew
in love with him
in his fantasy land
as long as they don’t catch on
cause in this world, he’s the man.

So he’s late
they investigate
to find themsleves in the play
he’s asleep, on the dr’s lap
there’s not much that he can say

Stuttering in Engineering
Reg and the crew they guess hard
one of them is the constant
it’s invidium

forget all that you see
it’s not reality
it’s just the holodeck
Can’t you see what this holodeck is doing to me

Life is just a fantasy can you live this holodeck life?
(repeat)
NO!

Solo

forget all that you see
it’s not reality
it’s just the holodeck
Can’t you see what this holodeck is doing to me- yeah!

Life is just a fantasy can you live this holodeck life?
repeat 3x

Holo, holo-oooh!

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16 Mar

The Love Ship

Author: moyer777 // Category: Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek Parodies

How many have never watched the Love boat? Captain Stubbing brought us hours of soap operaish comedy. Well, in the Enterprise episode called “Fusion” Captain Archer runs into a bunch of Vulcans experimenting with emotions. Well, it didn’t take long for me to come up with this song. The Love Ship. Set your course for adventure!

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27 Feb