I'm so glad you stopped by. If you are a Star Trek Geek at heart, then you will love this combination of cool music and geeky Star Trek Lyrics! Enjoy! -Rick Moyer
This song came about when Angela and Jen hijacked Treks in Sci fi and went for a ride on the Internet. KTRK radio played this hit all about the TNG episode, ship in a bottle. It of course is to the tune of Jim Croce, Time in a bottle. Have fun. 🙂 Ah, yes, I got to use the words Heisenberg Compensators . If that isn’t fun, I don’t know what is.
Ship in a bottle
Sung to the tune of “Time in a bottle” by Jim Croce
If I could watch ship in a bottle
The show with James Moriarty
I’d laugh at Barclay
As he stutters to say
You’re aware, this just can’t be.
If I could make photons be solid
The first thing that I’d like to do
Is to help James make Regina for real and then
Again, she could be human too.
But the Heisenberg Compensators
Won’t do the things I want to do
Once I enhanced them
Ive tried real hard enough to know
It’s just not really poss-ible
On the Holodeck
If I could play Holmes like ol’ Data
And Geordi would be Watson too
I’d fix the holodeck
So things could be perfect
Just so that they could spend time just the two
But to makes things right we have to fool
And use his ruse to save the duo
And help them
So we’ll stick them in a fake shuttle
So they can go where they want to go
for a lifetime.
Another clip tune, Queen’s huge hit “Another one Bites the dust” gets a makover. In tribute to First Contact, the TNG movie, this is all about the Borg. “Another one becomes us!” Resitance is futile. 🙂
The Enterprise destroys the cube
the borg they’re blown up all
Aint no sound but the sound of space
and from the cube there comes a ball
Can you hit, can you hit the ship
can your scanners do the trick?
Out of the time the distortion takes
as back in history they slip yeah
Chorus
Another one becomes us
Another one becomes us
and another one droned, another one droned
another one becomes us hey!
Hey, We’ll assimilate you
Another one becomes us
How do you think the temparture raised
on decks of Enterprise
They’re grabbing crew members boy it’s sad
and much to their surprise
Are you crappy? Are you terrrified?
How long can you resist the Queen?
Out of the alcoves the drones they slip
Picard knows what this means….lookout!
Chorus
Hey!
Oh take it…
Becomes us yeah
Becomes us yeah
Hey
Another one becomes us
Another one becomes us
Another one becomes us hey hey
Another one becomes us
heyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Shoot em!
There are plenty of ways to assimlate men
and one quite effective
You can tempt
You can mock
You can use your probes and leave him
to the collective
But I’m adapting, yes I’m adapting for you
My technology is all the while
Out of the plasma I can hear you say
Resistence is futile…..
This song was inspired by the TNG episode “Tapestry” I have always enjoyed Pat Benatar, her music rocks, but trying to make Star Trek come alive in it was a challenge. My favorite scene in this particular episode is when the Nausican says.. “Play Dom Jot Humon?” It stuck with me, and well, the rest was history.
Humans Playing Dom Jot A parody of Hit me with your best shot by Pat Benatar
Sung by Rick Moyer
Well down on a planet you took a shot to your heart
Woke up in the everafter cause Q did his part
That’s ok, your heart was artificial
Cause years ago you lost it when you didn’t play official
Humans playing dom jot
Just some humans playing Dom Jot
Humans playing dom jot
The Nausican way….
You got a chance to do it over Q doesn’t fight fair
But he owed you a favor and saved your derrier
Meeting up with Gordan and your friend named Marty
All so this time you could circumvent the party
Humans playing dom jot
Just some humans playing Dom Jot
Humans playing dom jot
The nausican way….
Kissing on a friend that made her rather blue
Geez Luck Pikard she’s half as young as you
When the Nausicans threatened to kill your friends from the start
you smacked them in the face- but they stabbed you in the heart
Humans playing dom jot
Just some humans playing Dom Jot
Humans playing dom jot
The nausican way….
Humans playing dom jot
Just some humans playing Dom Jot
Humans playing dom jot
The nausican way….
I remember watching Shrek and hearing the song Hallelujah. Wow, cool tune. So I couldn’t help combine my love for that song and starfleet uniforms. Go figure!
Starfleet Uniforms- sung to the tune of Hallelujah
When I was a kid I watched this show
It was full of people that would boldly go
But not many people cared for science fiction
Their five year mission they went before
impulse, stand still and warp factor four
But I really really wanted their uniform
On TOS, Gold, Blue and Red
But if you were an extra that meant you were dead
and the girls they all wore miniskirts in rare form
If you were Kirk and fighting the Gorn
Every week your shirt would be torn
But week after week we’d still come back for the uniforms
Well in TNG they kept pulling them down
and in later years they enlarged their gowns
Deanna was asked by Captain Gelico to go norm
Remember Picard in Darmok they wrote
Introduced his cool away team coat
And somehow Warf’s hair would grow with his uniform
On Deep Space nine, not like the others
They fooled us all and flip flopped the colors
And aliens wore cool suits like our friend Morn
Sisko may have shaved his head
But ODO shifted his clothes instead
And Kira wore a tight red uniform
That leaves us with just two to go
Voyager and Archer’s show
Seven of Nine and T’pal in those cat suits they wore
Running around in their underwear cute
Always in there mathing blue jump suits
Every show had a slightly different uniform
Reginald Barclay is perhaps one of the best reoccuring characters in TNG. What a goofball. I loved this episode of Hollow Pursuits. I loved Aldo Nova growing up and couldn’t resist doing a cover with some clips from this episode, and “Life is just a Holodeck” was born. Enjoy.
Life is just a holodeck (to the tune of Aldo Nova’s “fantasy”)
Reginald, his last name Barclay
On the holodeck again
He escapes into his photons
just cause he doesn’t fit in
He’s got the crew
in love with him
in his fantasy land
as long as they don’t catch on
cause in this world, he’s the man.
So he’s late
they investigate
to find themsleves in the play
he’s asleep, on the dr’s lap
there’s not much that he can say
Stuttering in Engineering
Reg and the crew they guess hard
one of them is the constant
it’s invidium
forget all that you see
it’s not reality
it’s just the holodeck
Can’t you see what this holodeck is doing to me
Life is just a fantasy can you live this holodeck life?
(repeat)
NO!
Solo
forget all that you see
it’s not reality
it’s just the holodeck
Can’t you see what this holodeck is doing to me- yeah!
Life is just a fantasy can you live this holodeck life?
repeat 3x
