Star Trek Parodies by Rick Moyer

Little ditty about Frodo and Sam
Two little hobbits growin up in Shire land

Play the song HERE

The episode “Galaxy’s Child” from the TNG crew was a great time.  Space creatures, holodeck confrontations, C-Section Phasers, it had everything.  Had to do a parody for you on one of my favorite episodes.  Thanks Rico Dostie of Treks In Sci Fi for reviewing this episode!

She don’t love Geordie
Parody of Van Halen’s “You really got me now”
Lyrics and singing by Rick Moyer

Uh!

Leah, at Starbase Three Thirteen
We picked you up so you could see our engines

Leah, you changed your hair you know
On the holodeck you were out of sight!

Leah you are quite rude to me
Not even giving me the time of day

Leah, come dine in with me
I’ll make us dinner how bout Fungilli?

She don’t love Geordie
She don’t love Geordie
She don’t love Geordie

Picard explores an Alien
He shoots it dead in space but inside
There’s a baby whatchumacallit
They do a C-Section and it survives
The thing it latches on to them
and tries to nurse the Enterprise
Meanwhile in the Jeffries Tube
Geordie makes his moves on ms. Brahams

She don’t love Geordie
She don’t love Geordie
She don’t love Geordie

You’re married oh no! AH
Now we’ve got to team on up
and stop the baby from draining our power
Now to the astroid field
We’ve got to find a way for them to leave
Back on the holodeck
Leah freaks on Geordi’s fantasy
The two they reconcile their fears
Team up and change the power frequency
They soured the milk
They soured the milk
They soured the milk

Oh

Oh Oh Oh

Here is a fun special song that I did for the RAGTAG FUGITIVE PODCAST. It’s called the 12 days of Adama.. all about Battlestar Galactica the original series.

Listen to the 12 days of Adam right HERE

It’s that time of year and I want wish everyone a nerdy Christmas and Techie New Year…  Don’t miss out on all the fun at the holiday geeky website from a few years ago… MERRY TREKMAS!  Free Trekmas music for you and yours!  I moved all the files over to a new server, just click here http://www.merrytrekmas.com

There are over 15 FREE Merry Trekmas songs.  ENJOY!

Binary Guys
September 16th, 2012

Play Binary Guys HERE

Binary Guys
A parody of American Pie
Lyrics and sung by Rick Moyer

A numbered  title on the show
I can still remember how
A refit of the enterprise computer style
The crew they had to leave yes all
Walk across the Space dock hall
And hang out on the starbase for a while
We left the ship to pasty twins
Dressed in valore  with tiny chins
Wesley tried to talk to them
Were they women were they men?
They told us they were bianaries
Worked in pairs and weren’t real hairy
But something didn’t  feel right inside
The day they stole the Enterprise

Chorus:
So My oh my Binary Guys
Had to hide, stole a ride or they could all die
Fooled Picard and Riker In a holodeck high
sayin’ Lets go to warp speed and let’s fly
Lets go to warp speed and let’s fly

So do you remember the look on their face
When the Enterprise shot into space?
Data freaked and Geordie looked concerned
And also the guy that looked like the Captain
Was completely baffled at what happened
They plotted the course to the Binary home world
Well back on the ship things were set
Riker visited the Holodeck
Met a girl that made him dance
The holodeck enhanced
He was number one but all alone
Till he met this girl and played his trombone
To Jazz music with a disco ball
The day they stole the ship

Chorus

It turns out there computer’s broke
Yet they are a peculiar folk
Instead of asking they simply take
And with their planet dying nothing live
They use the ship as a big hard drive
To reboot the planet make it alive
And while the guys they hedged their bet
Riker danced with Minnuette
French Speaking with Picard
Distracting thems not hard
And while Speeding at Warp Speed Nine
Making up for borrowed time
A justified thieving crime
The day they stole the ship

Chorus

Picard and Riker recognized the ruse
Questioned Min for some news
She just smiled and told them what she knew
They went up to the Bridge then fast
And found the Binaries crashed
They saw  they had to work as a team
And on the planet they sprang to life
The deadened computers turned on their lights
Computer language was spoken
They fixed all that had broken
But when Riker searched just  as he feared
His  perfect lady disappeared
I think it’s why he grew a beard
The day they stole the ship
They were singing

So My oh my Binary Guys
Had to hide, stole a ride or they could all die
Fooled Picard and Riker In a holodeck high
Lets go to warp speed and let’s fly
Lets go to warp speed and let’s fly (2X)

I was privileged to get to write a fun parody song for the TREKMATE PODATHON.  Here it is and the cool little segments that I did on the making of.

 Play Party Spock Anthem NOW!

PARTY Spock
parody of Party Rock Anthem
lyrics and vocals by Rick & Amy Moyer 

YEA
Whoa!
LET’S GO!
Party Spock is on the ship tonight
Everybody have a logical time
And he’s gonna make you use your mind
Everybody make the Vulcan Sign

Party Spock is on the ship tonight
Everybody have a logical time
And he’s gonna make you use your mind

He just wants to hear you!

Quote Stats

In the blue party spock, lookin’ in his light
That Geeky jock (huh) non stop GPS the spot
Chekov sets the course like it’s all he’s got
His skin is green in any light
Tight shirt, brows cocked to the left and right
Half this half that, not a monster

Peace Long life, live long and prosper

Yo!
I’m running through these corridors on fire
Hangin with Kirk Homie no I can not be a liar
We party Spock yea! that’s the crew that I’m a servin
Let’s fly the Enterprise now, stop that swervin
Hey!

Party Spock is on the ship tonight
Everybody have a logical time
And he’s gonna make you use your mind
Everybody make the Vulcan Sign

Let’s go
Party Spock is on the ship tonight
Everybody have a logical time
And he’s gonna make you use your mind

He just wanna hear you!

Quote Stats

Every day I’m shuttling
shuttling shuttling

Beam up fast and be the first to make me share this glass
Romulan Ale don’t be mad, now stop, emotions are bad
Trouble is up Ahead
(To the stars)

Boldly going instead
(Don’t mess around)
We just wanna see
(Explorin’  now)
Warp Speed Factor Three
(You’re cruising now)

Fingers Spread out now, raise one hairy eyebrow{x3}
Put your hands up now salute [x2]
Get up [x9]
Put your hands up now salute, now salute
Put your hands up! [x4]

Party Spock is on the ship tonight
Everybody have a logical time
And he’s gonna make you use your mind
Everybody make the Vul, Vul, Vul can Sign

Quote Stats!
Every day I’m Shuttling
Put your Put your
Put your Put your (Yeah Yeah)
Put your Put your (Whoa!)
Put your Put your
Put your hands up
Your hands up
Put your hands up every day I’m shuttling

BEHIND THE SCENES MAKING OF SPECIAL PLAYED ON THE TREKMATE PODCAST

segment 1 party spock

segment 2 party spock

segment 3 party spock

segment 4 party spock

segment 5 with song party spock

Congratulations to Rico Dostie and his Treks in Sci Fi Podcast!  THE BIG 7 years.

In honor of that occasion I parodied Stairway to Heaven with–

Recording his Podcast for Seven.

PLAY SONG HERE

Recording his podcast for Seven

A parody of “Stairway To Heaven” by Led Zeppelin
words by Rick Moyer, sung by Rick Moyer

There’s a guy we all know, loves sci fi shares his show

Been recording his podcast for seven
When he podcasts he knows all the geeks in Starfleet clothes
With a word he wins collectibles on Ebay
Ooo been recording his podcast for seven

There’s some swords on his wall, as you walk down his hall
Cause you know he likes both star franchises
Every week on the net the audio is sent
and the masses all download his podcast

oh and he makes me listen
oh and he makes me listen

He covers news and info, and the stuff we need to know

Our iPods are full of great content
In my thoughts I have seen, the Gorn and ladies that are green
Cardassians, Klingons and Humans

Oooooh he makes me listen
Oooo he really makes me listen

And it’s whispered that soon, that we won’t just reach the moon
and the rover on Mars is just beginning
Guys like Rico and our friends, exploring to the end
Cause we all know that life exists out there

wwooh ooo oooo ooooooo

If there’s a problem with your bandwidth, don’t be alarmed now
400 programs you can access
Yes there are more hosts than just Rico, such a cool guy
He shares the cast with all his friends

And he makes me listen

Your head is humming with your ear buds, in case you don’t know
The leaders’ calling you to join him
Dear person, can you see where we go, and did you know
We all hang out on the forum, ohhhhhohhohhh

And as we fly on through the years

Warp speed and facing all our fears

There surfs a guy that we all know

week after week he does the show

That makes us laugh & cheer and dream

And if you listen very hard

You’ll hear that we are all just one

And we’re Orbiting the sun

That Treks in sci fi is so much fun!

Been recording his podcast for seven.

Here is a song I actually turned into a video a couple of years ago.  In honor of May 4th, Star Wars Day.

ENJOY the mp3 or the video, or both!

Play Happy Star Wars Day by Rick Moyer Here

Watch the video on Youtube here!

I’ll be back!

An original tribute song for the Terminator franchise.  ENJOY!

Play I’ll be back!  HERE

What Star Parody site would be complete without an AC/DC parody?  Here it is in all it’s Next Generation Glory…

TNG
 

Play TNG here

To the tune of TNT by AC/DC
words and sung by Rick Moyer

See the newer crew in space
On your colour TV screen
They built a whole new  TV set
If you know what I mean

Deanna to the left of me
And Riker to my right
Aint got no Kirk, Aint got no Spock
Just some Romulans to fight

‘Cause we’re T.N.G
on Saturday Night
T.N.G
And we’re outta site!
T.N.G
A brand new Enterprise
T.N.G
What a great surprise!

We’re newer, cooler, with a bigger ship
Gotta Klingon on board
A lady doctor and security cheif
and a visor man named Laforge

So warm up your warp core, and warm up your cards
Watch out for Wesely and  Captain Picard
There’s a new crew in town
So don’t you mess  around

‘Cause we’re T.N.G
on Saturday Night
T.N.G
And we’re outta site!
T.N.G
A brand new Enterprise
T.N.G
What a great surprise!

‘Cause we’re T.N.G
with that Android guy
T.N.G
Data’s got our eye
T.N.G
A brand new Enterprise
T.N.G
Rodenberry surprise!