Star Trek Parodies by Rick Moyer

Here is a fun tribute to the cartoon series Justice League.  Enjoy!

Play the Justice League Mash Up Song by Rick Moyer RIGHT HERE

January 15th, 2012
Get back Janeway

Play Get Back Janeway RIGHT HERE

Get Back Janeway
A parody of Get Back by the Beatles
Lyrics and sung by Rick Moyer

Janeway was a captain from the federation
Chasing folks in the Badlands
Janeway got her ship clear into the Delta
Quadrant in the caretakers hands

Get back, get back
Get back to the alpha quadrant
Get back, get back
Get back to the alpha quadrant
Get back, Janeway
Go home

Get back, get back
Get back to the alpha quadrant
Get back, get back
Get back to the alpha quadrant
Get back, Cap

Aliens come along and try to get ‘em closer
But something’s always a miss
Shavin’ off the years tryin to use the slipstream
But it always goes like this

Get back, get back
Get back to the alpha quadrant
Get back, get back
Get back to the alpha quadrant
Get back, Chakoty
Go home

Get back, get back
Get back to the alpha quadrant
Get back, get back
Get back to the alpha quadrant
Oooh…

Get back, Janeway
Mark is waiting for you
Raisin’ those puppies on his own
With Reg trying to get you home
Get back home Janeway

Get back, get back
Get back to the alpha quadrant Get back, get back
Get back, back to the alpha quadrant

Play the song HERE

I saw Tpring kissing Captain Kirk
Words and sung by Rick Moyer
A tribute to Amok Time

I saw Tpring kissing Captain Kirk
Underneath the Vulcan skies last night
Spock’s death or his defeat
Jim’s reputation oh so chic
For courting all the women
In the whole of all Starfleet

Then I saw Tpring kissing Captain Kirk
While the gongs of Kalifee were rung
Pon far would have been aghast
If McCoy hadn’t acted fast
And stopped Tpring from kissing Captain Kirk last night

I saw Tpring Kissing Captain Kirk
While the drums of cheesy music played
The air was oh so thin, and another Vulcan wanted in
So burning jealousy in Spock Tpring she made

Then I saw Spock he killed his Captain Kirk
With bare hands he choked his life right out
You should have seen the face of Tpring
When she learned that  Jim was only joking
And Spock smiled “Jim you’re alive” with a shout

It’s the most trektactular time of the year

play It’s the most trektactular time of the year

It’s The most Trektacular time of the year
lyrics and sung by Rick Moyer

It’s the most trektacular time of the year
When the Borg come attacking
The Klingons are packing and Romulans sneer
It’s the most trektacular time of the year

It’s the class classiest series you know
With those ships that are flying and people all trying
To boldly go
It’s the class classiest series you know
There’ll be tricorders reading
And Tribbles a feeding
New life forms to see on the way
There’ll be planets for searching
And bridges a jerking
As forces unknown come to play
It’s the most trektacular time of the year
There’ll be much to discover
An alien lover
And blue looking beer
It’s the most trektacular time of the year
There’ll be tricorders reading
And tribbles a feeding
New life forms to see on the way
Therel be planets for searching
And bridges a jerking
As forces unknown come to play
It’s the most trektacular time of the year
There’ll be re runs for viewing
technobabble spewing
and big pointy ears
It’s the most trektacular time of the year
It’s the most trektacular time of the year

It’s the most trektacular time of the year

It’s the most trektacular time of the year

It’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas

Dec 4th, 2011

Play or download it’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas HERE

It’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas
words and sung by Rick Moyer 

It’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas
As we boldly go
Starfleet women and the men, all going at warp factor 10
Making friends with alien races just to know

It’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas
On the planet to which we beam
There’s foam made into  rocks and science officer Spock
On our own away team

Romulan ale a face that is pale
A galaxy full of stars
Planets with life and peace from the strife
A colony settled on Mars
The prime directive keeps us all from going way to far

It’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas
As we boldly go
There’s a ship in the shuttle bay the kind that will fly away
That we can go to san Francisco Bay
It’s beginning to look a lot like Trekmas
There’s nothing that we can’t do
Take a seat in the captains chair and lets go see what’s out there
Discover civilizations that are new

Visit the Merry Trekmas Site here

Play song HERE

Little Ferengi Boy (new Trekmas song)Lyrics & Sung by Rick Moyer

Buy they told me gold pressed latinum
Don’t give anything for free gold pressed latinum
They’ll pay interest to us gold pressed latinum
To give the grand Nagus gold pressed latinum latinum num, latinum num
So to exploit them, pressed latinum
Profits are fun

Rules of acquisition gold pressed latinum
Devine treasury gold pressed latinum
Ferengar’s  not so crisp gold pressed latinum
To win at Tongo quick gold pressed latinum, latinum latinum
Tube grubs for the win, gold pressed latinum
Profits are fun

Quark he nodded, gold pressed latinum
Rom and Leeta were there, gold pressed latinum
Nog and the dabo girls gold pressed latinum
Odo was far from thrilled gold pressed latininum, latinum
Sisko watched it all gold pressed latinum
Profits are Fun, Profits are fun

Play Thank God I’m a Star Trek Boy HERE

Thank God I’m a Star Trek Boy
A parody of Thank God I’m a Country Boy by John Denver
Lyrics and sung by Rick Moyer

Well life as a geek is kind of laid back
Ain’t nothin like an OS that I can’t hack
I actually know the difference between pc and a Mac
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Every time it’s on I can’t help my self
I set the DVR even though there on my shelf
I’ve seen them all many times their good or my health
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Well I got me a phaser got me a tribble
When Kirk’s on the tube I just have to giggle
Life ain’t nothin but a space opera riddle
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Well the votes still out for Picard or Kirk
They both have their strong points that all kind of work
One likes to talk the others just a jerk
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

The enterprise d looks like a lot of fun
But classic is the good old 1701
Both have torpedoes and phaser gun
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Well I got me a phaser got me a tribble
When Kirk’s on the tube I just have to giggle
Life ain’t nothin but a space opera riddle
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Well there’s TOS and TNG
DS9 and Voyager you see
Enterprise and the cartoon series
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

To boldly go where no one’s gone before
Going on adventures strange new world’s and more
I love every hour cause I’m a trekkie to the core
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Well I got me a phaser got me a tribble
When kirks on the tube I just have to giggle
Life ain’t nothin but a space opera riddle
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Yeah the movies are good the even ones the best
But I watch em all cause I like all rest
Every single one puts the crew to the test
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Now spending all money on merchandise
I bought another collectible against my wife’s advice
But seriously to me it’s worth the price!
Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Well I got me a phaser got me a tribble
When Kirk’s on the tube I just have to giggle
Life ain’t nothin but a space opera riddle
Wooooo! Thank God I’m a Star Trek boy!

Starfleet Uniforms-
sung to the tune of Halleljuah

Play Starfleet Uniforms Here

Starfleet Uniforms

When I was a kid I watched this show
It was full of people that would boldly go
But not many people cared for science fiction
Their five year mission they went before
impulse, stand still and warp factor four
But I really really wanted their uniform

Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, uniforms…

On TOS, Gold, Blue and Red
But if you were an extra that meant you were dead
and the girls they all wore miniskirts in rare form
If you were Kirk and fighting the Gorn
Every week your shirt would be torn
But week after week we’d still come back for the uniforms

Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, uniforms…

Well in TNG they kept pulling them down
and in later years they enlarged their gowns
Deanna was asked by Captain Gelico to go norm
Remember Picard in Darmok they wrote
Introduced his cool away team coat
And somehow Warf’s hair would grow with his uniform

Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, uniforms…

On Deep Space nine, not like the others
They fooled us all and flip flopped the colors
And aliens wore cool suits like our friend Morn
Sisko may have shaved his head
But ODO shifted his clothes instead
And Kira wore a tight red uniform

Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, Starfleet Uniforms, uniforms…

That leaves us with just two to go
Voyager and Archer’s show
Seven of Nine and T’pal in those cat suits they wore
Running around in their underwear cute
Always in there mathing blue jump suits
Every show had a slightly different uniform

Starfleet Uniform, Starfleet Uniform, Starfleet Uniform, Uniform

October 2nd, 2011

GODZILLA!

Play Godzilla HERE

My friend Rico Dostie covered the 1956 movie Godzilla!  on his podcast Treks in Sci Fi.  I was searching to make a parody when I remembered the classic Blue Oyster Cult song of the same name.  I decided to do a cover of the song since it said all I wanted to say about the loveable monster.  So here you go, my first cover song… GODZILLA!

Godzilla
by Blue Oyster Cult
Performed by Rick Moyer

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He pulls the spitting high tension wires down, Godzilla!

Helpless people on subway trains
Scream BUG-EYED as he looks in on them, Godzilla!

He picks up a bus and he throws it back down
As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town, Godzilla

Oh no, they say he’s got to go
Go go Godzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes Tokyo
Go go Godzilla, yeah

Oh no, they say he’s got to go
Go go Godzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes Tokyo
Go go Godzilla, yeah

Rinji news o moshiagemasu!
Rinji news o moshiagemasu!
Godzilla ga Ginza hoomen e mukatte imasu!
Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai!
Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai!
(Attention, emergency news!
Attention, emergency news!
Godzilla is going toward the Ginza area!
Immediately escape, catch up, find shelter please!
Immediately escape, catch up, find shelter please!)

Oh no, they say he’s got to go
Go go Godzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes Tokyo
Go go Godzilla, yeah

History shows again and again
How nature points up(OUT) the folly of men
Godzilla!(4x)

Rico is such a cool podcast host of Treks In Sci Fi.  So I wrote a parody of the Beatles Yellow Submarine just for his six year anniversary of the show.

ENJOY!

Play We all listen to Treks in Sci Fi

A parody of Yellow Submarine by the Beatles
Words and performed by Rick Moyer

 In Michigan and on ITunes
There lives a man who loves Star Trek
And he tells us of Star Fleet
And which episodes we need to check

 For six years we’ve had some fun
Week after week and all for free
We get to listen and join on in
On Treks in sci fi  Rico  Dostie

We all listen to Rico A Dostie
Rico A. Dostie, Rico A. Dostie
We all listen to Rico A Dostie
Rico A. Dostie, Rico A. Dostie
And our friends they listen to
Many more of them are on the boards
And the Ipod it’s starts to play

(Trumpets play)

We all listen to Rico A Dostie
Rico A. Dostie, Rico A. Dostie
We all listen to Rico A Dostie
Rico A. Dostie, Rico A. Dostie

(Full speed ahead, Mr. Dostie, full speed ahead!
Engage!  over here, sir!
All together! All together!
Aye, aye, sir, fire!
Captain! Captain!)

As we celebrate six years (six years)
Every one of us )every one of us) is thrilled indeed (thrilled indeed)
Sci Fi for you (fi for you) Sci fi for me (Sci fi for me)
With our fellow (with our fellow) Rick Dostie) HAHA

 We all listen to Rico A Dostie
Rico A. Dostie, Rico A. Dostie
We all listen to Rico A Dostie
Rico A. Dostie, Rico A. Dostie

(fading)

We all listen to Rico A Dostie
Rico A. Dostie, Rico A. Dostie
We all listen to Rico A Dostie
Rico A. Dostie, Rico A. Dostie