Freakasaurus!!
Author: moyer777 // Category: Original Songs, songs, Star Trek Parodies, VoyagerOne of my favorite Voyager two parters is “Future’s End” – you know, with Starling, The mobile emitter, B sci fi movies, Goliath Gulps, Burritos, militia, it’s all hilarious! When I heard the Rico was coveing it I simply remembered Sarah Silverman calling Tuvok a “Freakasaurus” and thus, this song was born. Heheheh. Enjoy. Yo Yo, Sarah Silverman called you a Freakasaurus!!
Freakasaurus
Original song by Rick Moyer
recorded and sung by Rick Moyer
Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!
Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!
Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!
Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!
Janeway confronted with a ship that’s out of time
As Voyager goes slippin through with no reason and no rhyme
Back to Earth they stumble with Chronaworx in flux
To meet a guy who steals the future just to make big bucks
Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!
Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!
Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!
Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!
Tom and Tuvock split apart and visit the museum
As Sarah aka Silverman seems happy just to see him
Looking at the movie posters and watching at the sky
Reporting to a guy names Starling what a creepy guy.
Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!
Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!
Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!
Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!
Back down at the waterfront Brax is old and crazy
Janeway and Chakoty waste no time at being lazy
They follow to the cardboard hut and listen to his ravings
He shows them all his calculations shoving through is savings.
Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!
Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!
Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!
Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!
The holographic doctor gets downloaded to his office
Starling starts to torture behavior like apophice
The little metal badge on his shoulder makes it bitter
The doctor can go outside with his mobile type emitter
Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!
Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!
Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!
Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!
If he tries to steal more secrets the universe will blow|
He can’t make it to the future of this anti matter show
So stop him they must do before it get’s to late
The future of the Federation could really be at stake
Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!
Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!
Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!
Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!
Tom and Tuvock trying to macqiver a radio
Sitting at a picnic table with quite a ways to go
Goliath Gulps for breakfast as they plot to find the ship
Riding in a V double you she thinks the guys have flipped.
Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!
Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!
Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!
Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!
Bellana and Chakoty try to use the shuttle craft
But crash land in the dessert man, it’s not a laugh
Militia throws them in the cellar and mocks them just like sin
And when the dr rescues them the bullets run right through him
Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!
Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!
Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!
Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!
Finally the crew takes charge and they all save the day
As tom says bye to Sarah but she wants to stay and play
The timeline is restored and the ship is what it’s worth
But when they get back home they’re still miles from the Earth.
Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!
Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!
Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!
Freakasaurus Freakasaurus!