Help Tom
http://www.takehimwithyou.com/songs/helptom.mp3
This week Rico covered the TNG episode “Second Chances” the one where unbeknown to Riker he was split in two eight years prior in a transporter and atmospheric accident. Well, I love the Beatles, and I love Star Trek.. so here you go. HELP!
HELP TOM
a parody of Help by the Beatles
sung by Rick Moyer
Help, I need somebody,
Help, not just anybody,
Help, you know I need someone, help.
When I was younger, eight years ago today,
I beamed down with my Starfleet buds on the team away
But now my team is gone and I’m left all alone
Somehow the transporter created me a clone.
Help me if you can, My name is Tom
And that guy that looks like me can’t play that song
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won’t you please, please help me?
And now my life has changed here on Nervalla Four
I want to prove myself by retrieving the computer core.
My brother disagrees he thinks that I just whine,
So I’m gonna go after Troi and really make her mine.
Help me if you can, my name is Tom
And the clone of mine has taken up the com
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won’t you please, please help me.
So with my phaser I make a real cool pic
Jenarin Falls where me and Deanna took a trip
But with two of us it just doesn’t seem to work
It wouldn’t matter if my name had just been Kirk
Help me if you can, my name is Tom
and I can’t stay on this ship for very long
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won’t you please, please help me, help me, help me, oh.