Star Trek Parodies by Rick Moyer

Think like a Vulcan

Think like a Vulcan
Written and recorded By Rick Moyer
Original song by Rick

So up and down, my life is just a whirl
So many emotions espousing from my girl
Maybe baby you’re  not for me
Your logic’s lacking to the umpteenth degree
I need a girl who can mind meld & swerve
And take out  enemies by pinching on a nerve
I want woman who’s immune from all her fears
How about a lady with sexy pointed ears
Her skin can be a greenish tint that’s right
And I can introduce her as “she who is my wife”

Chorus:
I need a girl who thinks  like a Vulcan
Who understands the depths of my emotion
I need a girl who thinks like a Vulcan
Live long and prosper do the hand salute,
Live long and prosper do the hand salute

We could dream about our spaceship and a star
And every seven years she’d know about pon far
Not getting messed up by emotions and the gossip
She does mathematics and relies upon her logic
Her eyebrows curve up and to the right
She studies Surak and she doesn’t like to fight
And if another tried to take her from me
She invoke the right of Kal ee Fee

We battle it out in a thinning atmosphere
And when it’s over our love it would endear
Go home and pet our Sehlat on the deck
And watch Volcanoes with multiple sunsets
Infinite diversity in infinite combinations
The needs of the many outweigh my contemplations
We’d have our peace and our really nice long life
Make a few first contacts, hey that might be nice

Savvik, Tuvock, Spock, T’pol, Surak

Chorus

My friend Brett Hammond suggested that I use the song “Fireflies” by Owl City to do a parody, well.. here is his wish. My son Nathan is into all this auto tuning stuff, so I let him sing on it and I wrote the lyrics. ENJOY! It’s about the Episode of Star Trek TNG called “Conspiracy”

ENTERPRISE
to the tune of Owl City’s “Fireflies”

Conspiracy on Enterprise
Is that the way it flies?
A message sent from Walker Keel

Priority message see
To meet up on Dytalix B
The captains gather
In a old mining ….shaft

I’d like to fly back soon you see
TO planet Earth …warp three
It’s hard to say what’s going on
In Star Fleet
Cause everything is messed up it seems

Cause I saw a thousand bugs
When the admirals turned into thugs
As they tried to get me to eat their food

Riker he acted instead
A fake tail out of his head
He fooled them all and he shot some dead

I’d like to fly back soon you see
To planet Earth please …warp three
It’s hard to say what’s going on
In Star Fleet
Cause everything is messed up it seems
When I dig deep
We could be under alien attack
(Please take me away from here)
We’ll have to take the planet back
(Please take me away from here)
We can’t let their message reach deep space
(Please take me away from here)
The crew will rescue Earth and save face

Back on the Enterprise
Quinn tries to fool those guys
Kicks Warf’s butt, but then he fell
The bugs are in Remick still
Jean Luc and Riker’s Kill
A meat puppet the aliens they fill

I’d like to fly back soon you see
To planet Earth please …warp three
It’s hard to say what’s going on
In Star Fleet
Cause everything is messed up it seems
When I dig deep

I’d like to fly back soon you see
TO planet Earth please …warp three
It’s hard to say what’s going on
In Star Fleet
Cause everything is messed up it seems
When I dig deep

I’d like to fly back soon you see
TO planet Earth please …warp three
It’s hard to say what’s going on
In Star Fleet
But I think it’s a conspiracy

Five Years (do the Rico)

We got to celebrate Rico Dostie’s 5 year anniversary of the Treks in Sci Fi Podcast, so I did an original tune that is sure to make you dance and smile. ENJOY, oh and do the RICO!

Take a listen to this:

Gotta make an Android Body
original music written and performed by Rick Moyer

(clip)
To Exo III they went
Where Dr. Korby sent
The planet blue and filled with ice
At first the guard he died
Red shirt identified
watch your step by the bottomless pit (ahhhhh!) yeah

And as the party search
A giant looks like lurch
Hi name is Ruk and he’s real cool
Nurse Chapel sees ol’ Brown
But his memories down
He’s an android in disguise

Cause That’s what little girls are made of
Fashioned by the old ones that made us
That’s what little girls are made of too…
Sugar and spice and everything nice
Circuit boards that run their device
That’s what dr. Korby made us do…
That’s what little girls are made of

GOTTA MAKE AN ANDROID BODY (many times)
(clip)
And so his evil plan
To replace all man
Is brought to life in android Kirk
SO Kirk convinces Ruk
And insults Mr. Spock
The old ones did the same thing once, yeah
Andrea kills the fake
Oh what a pair they make
She kisses Korby and then they die
Nurse Chapel can’t believe
And so she starts to grieve
And Kirk is by her side….

Cause That’s what little girls are made of
Fashioned by the old ones that made us
That’s what little girls are made of too…
Sugar and spice and everything nice
Circuit boards that run their device
That’s what dr. Korby made us do…
That’s what little girls are made of

GOTTA MAKE AN ANDROID BODY (many times)

Cause That’s what little girls are made of
Fashioned by the old ones that made us
That’s what little girls are made of too…
Sugar and spice and everything nice
Circuit boards that run their device
That’s what dr. Korby made us do…
That’s what little girls are made of

My Bajoran

The Knack was able to implant the riff to “My Sharona” into our brains after the first listen. I couldn’t resist doing a parody of Ensing Ro Larin of TNG’s Star Trek. It was a great episode, and now it’s a fun geeky song. ENJOY!

Guinan she’s a friend to you, a friend to you
Got you tight with Jean Luc -Bajoran
Orta lets you have ship, have a ship
Fool em with a sub light ruse Bajoran
Admiral’s got a cold, oh so I’m told,
Dancin’ diplomats not here
Way to jump your career
My, My, my I yi woo, M M M M My Bajoran
(repeat)
(clips)

Rooooo  My Bajoran
Rooooo Oh Ro Larin
Rooooo My Bajoran
(clip)

Sidekicks by Rick Moyer
to the tune of Love Stinks by the J. Guiles Band

You love them
And their such cool guys
The re occurring characters
on the Star Trek Franchise

And so they star
From week to week
These loveable folks
Make our shows complete
I’ve seen re-runs
And here’s some picks
One thing’s for sure, they’re

Side Kicks, yeah yeah
Side Kicks , yeah yeah
Side Kicks, yeah yeah

There’s Mourn and Q
Sarek and Shran
The Grand Nagus & Nic Fontane,
Yeah, he’s the man
Ensign Ro and Guinan too
LawaxanaTroi & Keiko just to name a few
Leah Brahms and
The Borg Queen
All I can say is they’re

I’ve seen Trelane
Naomie Wildman
What about Kern ya’ll?

Side Kicks, yeah yeah
Garak
Side Kicks , yeah yeah
Side Kicks, yeah yeah
Side Kicks, yeah yeah

Nurse Chapel
The Traveler
Alexander
Admiral Forest
Tomalok
Wayoon
Nog
Lore
Laul
Dr. Lucas
Amanda
The Founders

Side Kicks, yeah yeah
Galwron
Side Kicks, yeah yeah
Leeta
Side Kicks, yeah yeah
Martock
Side Kicks, yeah yeah
Echeb
Side Kicks, yeah yeah
Seska
Side Kicks, yeah yeah
Moogie
Side Kicks, yeah yeah
Gul Dukat
Side Kicks, yeah yeah
Kalar

The ISS

This is an original song I wrote for the International Space Station

I wrote a song that you could watch the International space station fly overhead and listen to at the same time! Check out this website for times and dates http://twisst.nl/

This is an orginal tune I wrote all about The Star Wars Movie “The Empire Strikes Back”

The Empire Strikes Back
Lyrics and music written by Rick Moyer

Who can forget ol’ Hoth with the ice
And ton ton’s split open for warmth they suffice
Luke got a vision after being clubbed by a paw
And A Shimmering Kenobi said go to Dagobah

Imperial walkers that shot up  the base
And we caught a look at the back of Darth’s face
Who can forget the asteroids filled with creatures
Just some of the things that made this a feature

Here’s to the guy who taught Luke how to fight
Treasure ol’ Yoda and Han’s carbonite
I owe some fond memories to George Lucas in Fact
For he gave us the movie the Empire Strikes Back

Cloud City awaits them as Yoda spouts on
And Luke trains like Rocky on planet like pond
Calrisisan’s  a shyster as he sells the team out
C3’s disassembled and R2 he Pouts

Is there another that could take Skywalker’s place
That’s what ol Yoda says to Ben Kenobi’s face
So Luke leaves his trainin’ cause his friends are in distress
And ends up flying in to a cloud city mess

Here’s to the guy who taught Luke how to fight
Treasure ol’ Yoda and Han’s carbonite
I owe some fond memories to George Lucas in Fact
For he gave us the movie the Empire Strikes Back

The deal falls apart with Vader at the door
And says to Lando pray I don’t alter it more
A bounty hunter by the name of the illustrious Fett
Buys up frozen Han on a sure fire bet.

Darth is Luke’s Father so Obi had lied
Come to the dark side and with me abide
But Luke he knows better and he takes a stand
Anikan betrayed chops off his sons hand.

Here’s to the guy who taught Luke how to fight
Treasure ol’ Yoda and Han’s carbonite
I owe some fond memories to George Lucas in Fact
For he gave us the movie the Empire Strikes Back

Ithingy

I wrote an original song all about my ipod touch, and how I want an Ipad. The host of appytimes, the podcast calls the ipod the Ithingy. I had too.

Ithingy
inspired by Tim Morris of Appy Times Podcast
 
Years ago on my happy bday
my family and friends you see
they bought me a 32 gig
black shiny ithingy
 
It stored all my music and some video
looked slick and made me smile
downloaded podcasts, pictures and more
Had it with me all the while
 
I got and Ithingy, I got an Ithingy, I got an Ithingy y’all
I got and Ithingy, I got an Ithingy, I got an Ithingy y’all
 
Ol Stevee Jobs, he just can’t quit
had to go and change it up much
redesigned my player with a flick of his wrist
and marketed us the Itouch
 
Now little icons floating on the screen
and apps coming out my ears
Got wifi, touch screen and more
put the earphone jack on the rear
 
I got and Ithingy, I got an Ithingy, I got an Ithingy y’all
I got and Ithingy, I got an Ithingy, I got an Ithingy y’all
 
Just when I thought I had seen it all
They come out with a cool new fad
The blew it up and increased the size
And are selling out of the IPAD
 
I want an Ithingy, I want an Ithingy, I want an Ithingy that’s Huge!!

Tom Paris got himself into some trouble when on the episode Alice of Star Trek Voyager he merged with the shuttle craft and became controlled by it. I had to write some fun lyrics to go with Pink Floyd’s Another Brick in the Wall. Enjoy!

Another Ship in the Hold
by Rick Moyer
to the Tune of Pink Floyd’s “Another Brick in the Wall”
http://www.christrocks.com/parody

We don’t need no transportation
We don’t need an interface
No optronic weapons on the flyer
Chakoty leave ol’ Tom alone
Hey Chakoty, leave ol’ Tom alone

All in all it’s just another ship in the hold
All in all you’re just another ship in the hold

It just needs some modification
So Alice can simply take control
No need for anyone except Tom Paris
Belana leave the ship alone
Hey Belana, leave the ship alone!

Tom, Do it again!”

If you don’t do your job, you can’t work on the shuttle, how can you work on the shuttle if you don’t do your job?

You! Yes, Tom in the shuttle bay, stand still laddy!