Star Trek Parodies by Rick Moyer

Bit by Mugato  click to play

Classic TOS derserves a classic Rock Song. Styx sang Mr. Roboto, and I sing Oh no Captain Kirk got bit by Mugato!  Enjoy!

Bit by Mugoto
to the tune of Mr. Roboto by Styx

Rick Moyer

Oh No Captain Kirk got bit by Mugoto
It jumped on him on this day
Oh No Captain Kirk got bit by Mugoto
Spock got shot running away

The Captain yes I am–Flintlocks, Flintlocks, they’ve got some flintlocks
Beamed down I have a plan-Flintlocks Flintlocks, they’ve got some flintlocks
Tyree he owns the land-Flintlocks Flintlocks, they’ve got some flintlocks
I’m the prime directive man!

I’ve got a flesh wound, I’ve been nursing, right on my skin
The poison’s got me, acting funny, McCoys in a spin
So if you see me acting strangely, don’t be surprised
I’m just a man who, who needed someone, and Tyree’s  new bride
To keep me alive-just keep me alive
To keep my alive  to keep me alive

There’s something wrong- with my emotions- My head is fogg-eeey
I’ve come to help- avoid the Klingons, so you can be free
I am a hero, I am a savior, from Starfleet you know,
I’m just a man cursed with a spell beyond his control
On planet Nureal, on planet Nureal!
On planet Nureal, planet Nureal!

I am the captain man, Flintlocks Flintlocks, I’ll get you flintlocks
who gives into a plan Flintlocks Flintlocks, I’ll get you  flintlocks
The prime directive true Flintlocks Flintlocks, I’ll get you flintlocks,
So they can’t kill all of you!

Oh No Captain Kirk got bit by Mugoto Oh no, Oh no Oh no
Oh No Captain Kirk got bit by Mugoto Oh no, Oh no Oh no
Oh No Captain Kirk got bit by Mugoto

You hurt me  very much oh big white Mugoto
Cause I was doing the job that nobody wants to
And thank you very much, big white Mugoto
For driving a wedge between Tyree and Nona
Tyree, Tyree and Nona, Tyree and Nona
I want to thank you, please, thank you

ahhhhoooooo, ahooooo!

The problem’s plain to see: Klingons technolgy
The guns will save their lives, a gift to equalize

The time has come at last
To throw away their mask
So everyone can see
Their true identity…
They’re Klingons, Klingons, Klingons, Klingons

A parody of Billy Idol’s White Wedding

The Klingons are here! Treks in Sci Fi is covering the Klingons in his week’s podcast. I combined Billy Idol and Worf’s Wedding. I hope you enjoy it!

Worf’s Wedding
Hey Klingon Warrior what have you done

You asked that Trill to be your only one
Hey Alexander let’s do this before you leave

Your Dad and Dax at Quarks in just a week

Hey Klingon Warrior Batleth!
It’s a good day  day to die

It’s a nice day for a Worfs wedding.
It’s a good day day to die

Hey Klingon warrior drink blood wine
Hey Klingon warrior gachk is always best served live
Hey Klingon warrior disrupter (oh yeah)
Hey Klingon warrior going to Stavakor?
Hey Klingon warrior Batleth!

It’s a good day, day to die (come on)
It’s a nice day for Worf’s wedding
It’s a good day day to die.  owww!

(Pick it up)

Beam me back home yeah
Hey General Martock what have you done….
Hey Jadziah who’s your only one
I’ve been at war for so long (so long)
I’ve been at war for so long (so long)
I fought dominion for so long

It’s a good day, day to die (come on)
It’s a nice day for a Worf’s  wedding
It’s a good day, day to die. wooow!

There’s nothing like the home world
There’s warrior things on my world
And there’s Tibeus claw on my world
And there’s war nog on my home world
Bird of Preys are built on my world
Day to die!

Come on
It’s a nice day for Worf’s  wedding  wooooah!
It’s a Good day to day to die.
It’s a Good day to day to die

It’s a Good day to day to die

As a kid growing up in the 80’s I had all of The Cars albums. I just loved them. So when Rico decided to cover the TNG episode of The Most Toys, I just couldn’t resist. It’s my all time favorite Star Trek Next Generation episode. So I took that line that Riker says to Kivas Fajo, that the Enterprise was sure fortunate that Kivas had just enough Hytridium. I know, this is really geeky, but oh so fun! Thus, Just what we needed was born. Enjoy!

“You had just what we needed”
by Rick Moyer
Parody of The Cars song “Just what I needed”

The Enterprise is coming near
There’s not a lot of time
Tricyanide is causing fear
It’s upfront in our minds

We’re glad you have Hytridium
it’s volatile and rare
And I don’t mind you coming here
You got here just in time

I don’t mind your shuttle craft
The cargo Data gets
But on the final trip and back
It appears he blows to bits!  Yeah
We can’t believe our eyes just now
Our sensor readings on just how
The mystery just deepens here
Kivas Fajo’s just in time

I guess you had what  we needed
(just what I needed)
On Beta Agna Two
I guess you had what we needed
(just what I needed)
and just enough for us too.

You kidnapped Data with no tact
In a chair you want his pose,  pose
Surrounded by the artifacts
Scent of gum it’s in his nose, yeah
It’s not the clothes he wants to wear
It’s Varria that starts to care
A Varon T disruptor here
She’s shot and disappears

I guess you had what  we needed
(just what I needed)
On Beta Agna Two
I guess you had what we needed
(just what I needed)
and just enough for us too.

I guess you had what  we needed
(just what I needed)
On Beta Agna Two
I guess you had what we needed
(just what I needed)
and just enough for us too.

I guess you had what  we needed
(just what I needed)
On Beta Agna Two
I guess you had what we needed
(just what I needed)
and just enough for us too.
Data, Data

Nanananananana!

Growing up Steve Austin (not the wrestler) was my hero. He was the Bionic Man! Oscar Goldman, Rudy Wells, Callhan, Jaimie Summers, the list goes on with the characters I came to know and love. So I wrote a song for it. Now, after you hear it, you can make the bionic sound for days on end. Nanananananaanana!

Nanananananana!
by Rick Moyer

We can rebuild him
make him better than before
Faster, Stronger Cooler
Bionic at his core
Steve Austin!

Two legs an arm and his eye
Steve Austin he’s the man
Oscar Goldman and Rudy wells
The OSI they have a plan
Say go Rudy

On a mission each week to save the world
six million dollars spent
Solving mysteries and saving lives
that’s where their money went.

Fem Bots, evil men, boxers and more
even a female trainee
Getting in a parachute accident
that’s where steve got his girl friend Jaimie

Jaimie, bustin up tennis balls, Jaimie, Sommers

Break it down Bionic style

Nanananananana!
I see you.
Steve Austin

So now bionic bigfoot
running in slow mo
Jumping up on buildings from high to low
Steve he’s the man, and I want to be like him
a human cyborg risking life and limb
a cool astronaut with secret set of powers
he’s a real life hero to save the hour

Gonna save the hour

come on peeps let’s do it.

nananananananana!
I see you.

Running at a rate of 60 miles per hour
savin’ all the ladies in their realy high towers
In a leisure suite with the big wide collars
when were’ in trouble what do we hollar?

Steve, ah Steve Austin…

No doubt in my mind Steve and Jaimie are the best
Provin’ every week as they overcome the odds they can pass the test
The folks I came to know and love the best cyborg program yet
Put the bionics all together and what do you get?

Nanananananana!
Go Jaimie

He’s the Goldman, He’s the Goldman,  Oscar!

What about Callahan?  Woop!

Get me my coffee.

He’s the six million dollar man, the six million dollar man.

My son Nathan loves music almost more than I do!  He also loves Star Wars, so this was a natural when it came to hearing Katy Perry.. so here you go, Luke and and sister get in some trouble right here. Download and then try to get it out of your head!! Good job Nathan.

Dr. Starfleet Man

Deep Space Nine was such a great story telling show. Dr Bashir was a really great character- so I wrote the lyrics about him and did it to the tune of Secret Agent Man. Enjoy!

 
There’s a man that works in sick bay full time
To everyone he’s the doctor on Deep Space Nine
With every dart he throws, Obrien’s sure to go
Odds are they’ll be found in the holosuite tomorrow
 
Doctor Starfleet Man, Doctor Starfleet man
They’ve enhanced your genetics and named you Julian
 
We know you have a crush on Jadziah
But later on she marries Worf so see ya…
Ah, be careful of Garak
Make sure he’s got your back
Odds are that he’s no civilian Tailor

Doctor Starfleet Man, Doctor Starfleet man
They’ve enhanced your genetics and named you Julian

—— lead guitar & clips ——

Doctor Starfleet Man, Doctor Starfleet man
They’ve enhanced your genetics and named you Julian

Playing racquetball on the station
Always full of all sorts of information
If someone gets real sick
You get them healed real quick
The fact is Sisko has the best physician

Doctor Starfleet Man, Doctor Starfleet man
They’ve enhanced your genetics and named you Julian

Doctor Starfleet Man

Chain of Command is a two part episode of Star Trek The Next Generation. I really dig that episode where Captain Picard is replaced by Captain Jellico. At one point during the show Counselor Troi visits with the captain as he shares pictures from home. One is a little stick figure drawing of an elephant. I just couldn’t resist, and thus “Elephants in the Ready Room was born to the tune of Smokin in the boys room. Enjoy!

Elephants in the Ready Room
to the tune of Smokin in the boys room
By Rick Moyer

(Spoken)
How you doin out there?  Y’ever seem to have one of those days
where it just seems like transmissions from a Cardasia say they are making biological weapons of mass destruction?
Well you know, it’s just run of the mill stuff in the federation, but get this the Enterprise has a new captain and it’s no fun, let me tell you about it.

(Sung)

Pickin up emissions, on the world Celtris 3
Picard Crusher and Warf book passage to see
Federation sends a guy Jellico’s his name
Tries to be the captain but drives everyone insane

Elephants in the Ready Room
Elephants in the Ready Room
Now, Jelico, don’t keep treatin number one like a fool,
Cause everybody knows that Jean Luc is way more cool.

A-checkin out a planet, the captain taken for sure
Strip him of his clothes, and Gul Madread torture
Back on the enterprise things are rather tense
Deanna wearing a uniform and four shifts are quite immense

Elephants in the Ready Room
yeah
Elephants in the Ready Room
Now, Jelico, don’t keep treatin number one like a fool,
Cause everybody knows that Jean Luc is way more cool.

(Clips from episode)

Give picard injections just to tell the truth
but defense of Minos Korva still remains aloof
Makin him all crazy by brainwashing into the night
Finally in the end the captain screams there are FOUR LIGHTS!

Elephants in the Ready Room
yes indeed
Elephants in the Ready Room
Now, Jelico, don’t keep treatin number one like a fool,
Cause everybody knows that Jean Luc is way more cool.
One mo!

Elephants in the Ready Room
oh oh.
Elephants in the Ready Room
Now, Jelico, don’t keep treatin number one like a fool,
Cause everbody knows that Jean Luc is way more cool.

Give him back the Enterprise would ya?

Alien was one of the scariest science fiction movies ever made. eeeeek. So I figures since the movie was all about staying alive, that I couldn’t resist doing a parody of “Stayin’ Alive” heheheh. Enjoy. Be careful Riley!

Stayin’ Alien Alive
Parody of the Bee Gee’s Stayin’ Alive
parody by Rick Moyer

Well you can tell by the way our ship is docked
I’m space explorer astronaut
Space is cold suit is warm, we’re gonna check it out
Could be life form

Venture in, is it ok
Turn on the light and look this way
A big statue and crazy sound
There’s a big cavern underground

Being chased by another or Alien Mother
you’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
See the slime drippin’ and people all slippen
and we’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
Try, Try, Try, Try, stayin’ alive.

Well now, it’s on my head over my eye
It’s attached to my face I’m just a guy
Comin  to dinner with ache in my gut
A bloody C-section Jr pops through the cut
You know it’s real gross, it’s so scary
Another crewmate for us to bury
We can try to run and hide
But wow those teeth and the one’s inside

Being chased by another or Alien Mother
you’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
See the slime drippin’ and people all slippen
and we’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
Try, Try, Try, Try, stayin’ alive.

Ship’s goin’ nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Ship’s goin’ nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me yeah. Stayin’ alive.

Well you can tell by the I use my gun
My name’s Riley and this Alien’s done
It’s killed my friends, and now it’s after me
It’s time to die and save my kitty.
And now it’s all right. It’s OK.
I’ll blow it out the airlock- hey!

These stupid things just won’t die
But out in Space they can’t hear you cry
Being chased by another or Alien Mother
you’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
See the slime drippin’ and people all slippen
and we’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
Try, Try, Try, Try, stayin’ alive.

Ship’s goin’ nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Ship’s goin’ nowhere. Somebody help me yeah.
I’m Stayin’ alive.

Spock’s Brain

In honor of the 4th Anniversary of Treks In Sci Fi I put together a very fun parody song. I used to really enjoy Ozzy’s music and after wearing out my cassette tape with Crazy Train on it, it came as no surprise that I had to do “Spock’s Brain” I thought that it was a very fun episode- kind of a clunker, so enjoy re-living it. And congratulations to Rico for the 4th anniversary of the podcast!

Spock’s Brain
To the tune of Ozzy’s Crazy Train
Rick Moyer

Beam Aboard!  Hahahahahaha
eyemorg…  morg morg morg morg

Crazy, but that’s just the show
Renewed a third Season
the ratings so low

Lady, in purple clothes
Ion propulsion
To make her ship go

Apparently without feeling
The first officer’s why they came
Some crazy looking lady just stole Spock’s Brain
Some crazy looking lady just stole Spock’s Brain

Let’s go

On Glacial 6 planet
The party beams down

Found Giants with leg warmers
And an underground town
McCoy rigs the Vulcan,
to respond like a borg
The men are all questioned
by the women called Morg

Ladies with big bracelets
Of pleasure and pain
We’re going on a search for Spock’s Brain
We’re going on a search for Spock’s Brain
I know your medalla ambalangoda sings

You gotta get back in your head
Yeah-eh

Waist bands of pain for

The red button makes dead
McCoy gets the knowledge,
and works on Spock’s head

 Maybe, in three hours of work
The Doctor repairs him
watched by Scotty and Kirk

 The nerves there’s a million
but with Spock’s help he’s not lame
We just went on a trip and we found Spock’s BrainWe just went on a trip and we found Spock’s Brain

It’s Nomad

The TOS episode “The Changeling” is really a fun episode. We get to see a cool robot, Uhura’s mind wiped, Scotty killed off and more! I took Linda Rondstadt’s song “Hurt so bad” and changed it up a bit. Now it’s called “It’s Nomad” enjoy.

It’s Nomad
to the tune of Linda Ronstadt’s “Hurt so bad”

by Rick Moyer

Travelin’ through
Lost contact with the others too
Somethings coming at warp two

Well let me tell you that it’s, it’s Nomad
It’s acting really really bad
It’s the probe Nomad coming back again

Like M4 from Flint
Your programming it must have strayed
Roykirk didn’t program you that way

Well let me tell you that it’s, it’s Nomad
It’s acting really really bad
It’s gonna hurt Nomad, if you get your way

Why don’t you stay
let me mind meld with you today
It’s true I’m biological too
You served me before, now serve me again

I can’t let you go back to Earth
Please don’t go Nomad

Please don’t go
Please don’t go ooooo
It’s Nomad

bring Scotty back Nomad
Imperfect Nomad check your record banks for me

Oooooh oh oh oh

You’re imperfect Nomad
You know it’s really bad when Uhura must learn ABC’s

No, it’s Nomad

You see you’re just as bad