Alien was one of the scariest science fiction movies ever made. eeeeek. So I figures since the movie was all about staying alive, that I couldn’t resist doing a parody of “Stayin’ Alive” heheheh. Enjoy. Be careful Riley!
Stayin’ Alien Alive
Parody of the Bee Gee’s Stayin’ Alive
parody by Rick Moyer
Well you can tell by the way our ship is docked
I’m space explorer astronaut
Space is cold suit is warm, we’re gonna check it out
Could be life form
Venture in, is it ok
Turn on the light and look this way
A big statue and crazy sound
There’s a big cavern underground
Being chased by another or Alien Mother
you’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
See the slime drippin’ and people all slippen
and we’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
Try, Try, Try, Try, stayin’ alive.
Well now, it’s on my head over my eye
It’s attached to my face I’m just a guy
Comin to dinner with ache in my gut
A bloody C-section Jr pops through the cut
You know it’s real gross, it’s so scary
Another crewmate for us to bury
We can try to run and hide
But wow those teeth and the one’s inside
Being chased by another or Alien Mother
you’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
See the slime drippin’ and people all slippen
and we’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
Try, Try, Try, Try, stayin’ alive.
Ship’s goin’ nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Ship’s goin’ nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me yeah. Stayin’ alive.
Well you can tell by the I use my gun
My name’s Riley and this Alien’s done
It’s killed my friends, and now it’s after me
It’s time to die and save my kitty.
And now it’s all right. It’s OK.
I’ll blow it out the airlock- hey!
These stupid things just won’t die
But out in Space they can’t hear you cry
Being chased by another or Alien Mother
you’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
See the slime drippin’ and people all slippen
and we’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
Try, Try, Try, Try, stayin’ alive.
Ship’s goin’ nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Ship’s goin’ nowhere. Somebody help me yeah.
I’m Stayin’ alive.