JJ’s to blame!

Author: moyer777  //  Category: Science Fiction Songs, songs, Star Trek Parodies, TOS

With all the speculation of who the new Star Trek villain is, I figured I jump in and do a parody for the fun of it.  I used another Ting Ting’s song, this time  “That’s not my name” and had to put in as many movie bad guys from Star Trek that I could.  It was a lot of fun, and believe it or not, it was a tough one to do.  As much as the Ting Ting’s are bubble gum music, they are tough to re-create.  Yikes.  Well, it doesn’t help that I’m a guy… oh well, I hope you laugh as much as I did putting this together.  HA!

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Play song HERE

JJ’s to Blame
A parody of That’s not my name by the Ting Tings

Sung and Lyric by Rick Moyer

 

So much confusion to string you along
It’s difficulty not sure it’s too fun, and uh
I’m super human, a star trek villain
on the Internet now, no one’s chill in…

Holding back from fandom, no spoilers
Don’t want to be a re hash Kirk he kicks some… OH NO!
They never really say my name at all, but there’s tons to consider so what’s my name? ame, ame ame

 

They call me Mudd

They Call me Shinzon

They Call me Nero

They Call me Harrison

 

That’s not my name

Of Star Trek Fame

That’s Not my name

JJ’s to blame

 

They call me God

Face lift Ru’afo

Space Probe Veger

they call me Kruge

 

That’s not my name

Of Star Trek Fame

That’s Not my name

JJ’s to blame

 

Since the Prime Universe is not at all

I ‘m the last fan standing out in the hall, and I

Better get a grip, open up my mind

I may just find that I have a good time now

 

So eat your popcorn forget what people say

Enjoy the movie come on, more trek  Oh no!

Don’t care who’s the villain

either way in this universe he won’t be the same ame, ame ame

 

They call me Mudd

They Call me Borg

They Call me Kahn

They Call me Chang

 

That’s not my name

Of Star Trek Fame

That’s Not my name

JJ’s to blame

 

They call me Soren

Face lift Ru’afo

Space Probe Veger

they call me Sybock

 

That’s not my name

Of Star Trek Fame

That’s Not my name

JJ’s to blame

 

 

 

GUY PART:

It’s just a movie folks, to entertain us hope, we simply pay the bucks, and then line up,

Got get my fix of the Star Trek Kirk and Spock, Don’t forget the doc, and Chekov too, is Scotty stuck in the engine room?, does sulu get a sword?, or we all be bored, with the new movie, is it a plot rehash? I guess we’ll have to see at last.

 

Are you calling me Noonian ?

or are you calling me John Harrison

Are you calling me Noonian?

 

They call me Mudd

They Call me Borg

They Call me Kahn

They Call me Chang

 

That’s not my name

Of Star Trek Fame

That’s Not my name

JJ’s to blame

 

They call me Soren

Face lift Ru’afo

Probe Whale

they call me Sybock

 

That’s not my name

Of Star Trek Fame

That’s Not my name

JJ’s to blame

 

They call me Mudd

They Call me Borg

They Call me Kahn

They Call me Chang

 

That’s not my name

Of Star Trek Fame

That’s Not my name

JJ’s to blame

 

They call me Soren

Face lift Ru’afo

Space Probe Veger

they call me Sybock

 

That’s not my name

Of Star Trek Fame

That’s Not my name

JJ’s to blame

 

They call me Mudd

They Call me Shinzon

They Call me Nero

They Call me Harrison

 

That’s not my name

Of Star Trek Fame

That’s Not my name

JJ’s to blame

 

They call me God

Face lift Ru’afo

Space Probe Veger

they call me Kruge

 

That’s not my name

Of Star Trek Fame

That’s Not my name

JJ’s to blame

Prepare for Blast Off!

Author: moyer777  //  Category: Original Songs, Science Fiction Songs, songs

Play Prepare for blast off

One of my all time favorite movies!  Any of us that played these stand up arcade machines would have gladly traded places with Alex as he defends the frontier.  The Last Starfighter was a spectacular movie with great music, and cutting special effects for the time.  I wrote this original song just for the Treks IN Sci Fi podcast with Rico Dostie.  I hope you enjoy this blast from the past!  Good job Starfighter!

 

Prepare for Blast Off
Music and lyrics by Rick Moyer

In a dusty trailer park I’m waiting
For my destiny to be served
Put another quarter in the stand up arcade machine
I’ll defend the Universe in the Rylan Star League

 Galactic Greetings young star fighter
You’ve been Recruited by the Star League
To defend the frontier
Fighting against Xur and Ko Dan Armada
Get ready prepare for Blast Off!

 And so I’m recruited by Centauri
A real old guy with a fancy car
In my gunstar with Grig the Iguana
It’s up to us and all we are

 Galactic Greetings young star fighter
You’ve been Recruited by the Star League
To defend the frontier
Fighting against Xur and Ko Dan Armada
Get ready prepare for Blast Off!